sapphic piece of shit

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mothwhimsy

We used to always put the dogs' Christmas presents in a gift bag so they could open it themselves.

Except what we had unknowingly done was taught my oldest dog Zoey that gift bag = PRESENT!!!

So one Christmas we were waiting for my grandparents to come over to start opening presents and I came out of the bathroom to see Zoey excitedly carrying a belt around that she had pulled out of a random gift bag.

Didn't matter that she had no idea what it was, it came out of a gift bag so that meant it was a present for her