what is wrong with this lady that she looks at that and things “yep, definitely a happy person”
being ignored in my moment of absolute CRISIS
me and the dispute specialist both sitting in silence after i tell him that the customer wants to dispute some “adult purchases” and the dispute specialist looks at the attachment and goes “aw gross” and we both realize that the other knows what the word “ahegao” means
does anyone else think it's a little weird that they found the former president's ex wife dead at the bottom of a staircase during the capitol riot hearing where they revealed the former president had been engaging in witness tampering
orange
A national health service and a full care system, a right to housing...
No wonder the Economist is terrified.
We used to always put the dogs' Christmas presents in a gift bag so they could open it themselves.
Except what we had unknowingly done was taught my oldest dog Zoey that gift bag = PRESENT!!!
So one Christmas we were waiting for my grandparents to come over to start opening presents and I came out of the bathroom to see Zoey excitedly carrying a belt around that she had pulled out of a random gift bag.
Didn't matter that she had no idea what it was, it came out of a gift bag so that meant it was a present for her
two men could literally fuck in a marvel movie and it still wouldn’t be gay rep to me. sorry