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[–]A_Song_of_Two_Humans 807 points808 points  (26 children)

Zoom out a little further a perhaps we'll finally see world peas

[–]Nearly_safe 130 points131 points  (7 children)

Now you're getting corny, sweetie.

[–]Juilius-Sneezer 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Just trying to appeas everyone

[–]WonderfulOccasion869 19 points20 points  (4 children)

I hope you’re proud of yourself

[–]GhostTiger 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Doesn't seem to carrot all, either!

[–]bananalord666 21 points22 points  (2 children)

You're not a bad comment tater either

[–]Nswl 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I’m loving these puns sprouting outta nowhere

[–]Naryzhud 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's funny but I feel like it's bean done before

[–]chillyhellion 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Every time I come to the comments with a good joke, I swear I'm incapable of having an original thought.

[–]Turrubul_Kuruman 16 points17 points  (2 children)

You're the first person to say that.

[–]Holiday_Classic_472 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Give peas a chance

[–]Chongyboiiii 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The comments make me fee l appeased

[–]astatineBloody 'ell. 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Don't get all mushy on us.

[–]cyanocittaetprocyon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All we are saying, is give peas a chance.

[–]RickJLeanPaw 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Mint!

[–]Intelligent-Natural1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s deffo taking the peas

[–]peppaz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Remember the picture from a british menu where the peas were inexplicably upside down

[–]nodnodwinkwink 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Zoom in on the left side of the plate and you'll see peas in Northern Ireland.

[–]MrMastodon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aye but are they garden peas or marrowfat?

[–]reachingfourpeas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are peas something you are reaching four?

[–]pencilrain99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or just Brussels

[–]Consistent_Pea2097 1 point2 points  (0 children)

without telling me you're English

[–]alexrosk 158 points159 points  (4 children)

Spin the plate for whirled peas

[–]rosstechnic 347 points348 points  (16 children)

rip scotland

[–]sbowesuk 158 points159 points  (6 children)

Scotland took a hit, but Wales got deleted!

[–]The_Half_Caste 77 points78 points  (3 children)

Ireland is a triangle!

This is classic British imperialism.

[–]IOnlyUpvoteBadPunsPG Tips or GTFO 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Clearly not a supporter of peaunification

[–]Filtereddirtywater 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I was thinking 6 peas= 6 counties

[–]blue-mooner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bachelors say “No”

[–]incachu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not quite. Seems they did South Wales and stopped at the Brecon Peacons.

[–]KernowRedWings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Longwall 💪

[–]mountainislandlake 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Rest in peas?

[–]gomaith10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Pipes of Peas.

[–]Sabbath1991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is after they've gone independent - They want back to rejoin the euroPEAn union.

[–]harbourwall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably ate them first if they were battered as is tradition.

[–]MagicPieBush 43 points44 points  (1 child)

I can just about make out the Peak District.

[–]Liz_Truss 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Peas District surely

[–]Ferrisuk 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Looks so peasful from up there

[–]ToddHugo1🇺🇸Minnesota 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Move one for isle of man

[–]treknaut 68 points69 points  (1 child)

This is good for my lentil health.

[–]YellowBernard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Got my pulse racing

[–]handyteacup 204 points205 points  (7 children)

Tell me you're English without telling me you're English

[–]EntropyKC 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I'm English and was thinking the same. The representation of all 3 other countries (states? I still don't know what we are) is awful here!

[–]Jaraxo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Countries is correct, but non-sovereign states.

[–]moomoomillie 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This

[–]Holiday_Classic_472 6 points7 points  (0 children)

England's Green and peasful land

[–]Briggykinsbut also Cornish 66 points67 points  (3 children)

[–]nepeta19Ey up me duck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Grr. I guess they thought no-one would remember a year-old post.

[–]Cmatt10123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Many new people are having a laugh

[–]ImGreatAtNothing[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I stole it from a WhatsApp group I'm in. I do strive to create original content but every now and then it's good to reshare, ya know, like social media and all that jazz. Regardless, I'd like to apologise for any offence caused by this image reap-pea-ring.

[–]haxorjimduggan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Urgh it's awful I love it.

[–]chiggz247 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Give peas a chance

[–]Dahwaann4U 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Yo wheres Scotland

[–]Adventurous-Car-7496Cat Herder 6 points7 points  (1 child)

They pea'd off

[–]lamb_passanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We don't want to be part of this impearial shite anyway.

[–]willso86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly never knew Cornwall was so big, didn't think they were such a big peas of the UK

[–]Beardyhermit 44 points45 points  (1 child)

That’s not the U.K., it’s only Englandshire. It’s finally been cut off.

[–]koennen__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

West Country is too big, otherwise it's pretty good

[–]ITMidget 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Terrible

Take my upvote

I hope you’re proud of yourself

[–]DEFarnes 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Deserves a cross post to r/mapporn

[–]sithwithbiff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Punbelievable

[–]AssPanda 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Need a few extra if you want to a-pease the scots

[–]hello_i_exist_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there!

[–]reminded_daily 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peas in our time

[–]Kabbys_food 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, so that’s what they see

[–]highropesknotguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for giving peas a chance

[–]Many_Size_4529 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A pea-k of things to come?

[–]axelslash01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear we had these plates in primary school

[–]depressedelfgirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like with the heat we've been having that this should be in sweetcorn.

[–]OmarCuming 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I can see St Pauls caPEAdral.

[–]Solest223 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Separatists will be happy

[–]AdaptedMix 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I have a feeling this is going to become one of the more regular reposts on this sub... OP didn't even change the pun in the title. All credit (and criticism - poor Scotland) to u/Briggykins

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/opyys8/a_birds_eye_view_of_the_uk/

[–]ZdCole 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guessing you're in favour of Scottish Independence, OP xD

[–]lemondrizzle10 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Northern Ireland…6 counties….and 6 peas. I dont know why I appreciate that so much, but i do!

[–]Quickbrownfoxjumper 4 points5 points  (1 child)

NI has never been so pea's - ful

[–]AstroAlmost -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it’ll be even more-so after pea-unification

[–]ARiftErc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You seem peased about this pic.

[–]SmokinPolecat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peas off mate

[–]mouthmoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You cheeky ...

[–]CoolITSupportGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TAKE MY UPVOTE AND LEAVE

[–]Kotiro_Iti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote and leave the UK.

[–]depressedelfgirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like with the heat we've been having that this should be in sweetcorn.

[–]RGbudvit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come on folks, give peas a chance.

[–]carlitos_segway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard the mass of land to west of the mainland was made using the northerm ireland peas process

[–]Immediate_Ability111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You seem to have pead on your plate.

[–]tykeoldboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nicely peased together

[–]Arcyguana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...Piss off.

Well done, but piss off.

[–]Adventurous-Car-7496Cat Herder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great, it's peeing down again.

[–]FellD0wn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give peas a chance!

[–]djdnsnajwj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow beautiful view

[–]bannista7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks pea-ceful

[–]funkytoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And are those Birds Eye Frozen Green Peas?

[–]dickwildgoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

English mush?

[–]Chuzzlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't believe I was momentarily excited that someone has the same plates as me.

[–]SpringyardDream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the marrow with you?

[–]OldLeaky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thing for sure. That joke is nowhere as old as the 70's dinnerware and tablecloth.

Made me a little nostalgic to be honest.

[–]Hairy_Reputation6114 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate that I get the joke, here

[–]woofenze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only I had an award to give

[–]Anooyoo2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just eat your peas bro

[–]treasurebum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give peas a chance.

[–]ShoelessRocketman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All about them P’s innit bruv

[–]INsanEMelodic865 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me feel stupid 😭

[–]No-Fee-9428 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another clasic.

[–]BrianFantanaFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

English country garden...peas

[–]Significant_Sir_5049 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has made my Morning

[–]Dmyers23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Down at the bottom of the garden, amongst the birds and the bees

[–]MyCodesCompilingGold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your github repo is very active!

[–]ThinkBiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nicely done.

[–]Wildest12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's peas

[–]rsint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at all the peaple

[–]Inevitable-Brain-870 1 point2 points  (0 children)

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[–]PinapplePrisoner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it’s true. The earth is but a flat table

[–]RetroWilliam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet you there Birdseye peas

[–]Emergency_Bill_5363 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there

[–]skilopsaros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that bird is flying at a very high altitude

[–]davva2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we’ve established the pulse of this thread.

[–]Metool42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are you sure thats the uk? i heard they're full of beans over there

[–]HAIL0BLIVI0N 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UK cuisine never ceases to amaze

[–]rosseepoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you are peased with yourself

[–]mad8869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are they actually bors eye peas though??

[–]idontputout1670watts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Top quality humour right there

[–]zaufalt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have achieved my angry upvote…now get out

[–]Royal_Bitch_Pudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've played enough Crusader Kings to know the Isle of Man is missing

[–]Williamrocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to appease the nation.

[–]AEEIGHTYSIXTF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or is that a view from the happy shopper

[–]EldritchCleavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very clever.

[–]Nick_Knowles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Devon looking thicc

[–]EazyyyIte Butt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where’s Wales?

[–]AlterEdward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just eat your damn peas, son, or no pudding!

[–]vms-crot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give peas a chance!

[–]Significant-Bid-3081 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're not mushy

[–]stuk101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's peaseing to look at.

[–]DelinquentXV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scotland finally got their indepeandence

[–]MrOliber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not freshly frozen, I want my money back.

[–]KryoPlays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell me they’re birdseye peas

[–]JayKayWolves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤯 genius

[–]Awqard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Indy ref looks rough from this angle

[–]Liquid-Wilsen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bravo. 🧔

[–]Sedalin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you taking a peas OP?

[–]blm_hate_oogas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No Wales or Scotland?

We can only live in hope!

[–]Joshyp00000000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing that's after Scottish and Welsh independence

[–]SnakeSkinBots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so British on many levels

[–]PlatinumSchlondPoofa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anar-pea In The UK

[–]Barkonian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

England, some of Wales and some of ROI?

[–]Little_Nick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the funniest shit I've read all year.

[–]FreddieDoes40k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some /r/Angryupvote material right here, bravo.

[–]tecky_131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a British man I can confirm I live on a single pea

[–]Intelligent-Key2908 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh no, did Scotland get eaten 😅

[–]Mochaproto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha ha ha ha, I get it

[–]13thIteration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else get it? Birds Eye is a frozen vegetable

[–]lou22x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would rather live in Pea UK right now rather then actual UK 😅

[–]Charming-Tension212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those 6 peas on the left were stolen from his neighbor. Thieving Baxters.

[–]It_is_what_its 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captain birds eye view*

[–]LonelyIntrovertedBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your creativity is God-like, my friend.

[–]OrangAMA -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The cut out Scotland but keep Northern Ireland ideology would be an interesting one to explain

[–]bor3d_lazy_housewife -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Question. Are the peas frozen? Asking because in America, we have a brand of frozen vegetables called Bird's Eye. I realize that you and us don't have a whole lot of the same products, but thinking of it as a pun just made it even better.

[–]Willowx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Birds Eye do frizen fish and veg in the UK as well, this is indeed a pun. They've had a factory here since 1929.

[–]Schmaptee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just pead my pants

[–]OkamiTakahashi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In the words of the King of Town:

"I HATE PEAS!"

[–]Original-History9907 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bet this was peasy to make

[–]freedeetripper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

On a plate too,,

[–]Clienterror -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s the bird flying next to a Starlink satellite?

[–]AdzupGaming -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro seriously man, if only i had wit 😔

[–]Potato-_-Guy1 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

That is all us Irish are, small, and green.

[–]noithinkyourewrong 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I've never met a green Irish person ... Are you sure you've even been to Ireland? You know leprechauns aren't real, right?

[–]Leiderdorp -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

childish, silly and dumb,

Upvote this all day

[–]girseyb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I can almost taste the peaness..wait..no..

[–]gomaith10 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you had one more pea for the top right of N.I. it would have bean perfect.

[–]Angeret -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Peas don't do that again.

;)

[–]Trextoasty -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you zoom in closer then cut to a plate of broccoli that's just the old emmerdale title sequence. If you start zoomed in and slowly rotate and zoom out then that's eastenders.

[–]LoudMusic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You forgot to moosh them.

[–]pomkepomke -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHA

[–]S00thsayerSays -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. They aren’t mushed