Once again, the display on the ursine cloning machine is broken so I have to put my hand on it to see if it's running. It's something I've said before, but I feel bears repeating
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i wonder if the moirai ever got permanent jobs or if they were just temping fate
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Called it
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Part of me thinks that if Nick Cohen ever went down for allegedly sexually harassing coworkers the British media would find a way to blame this on the hard left, trans women, or possibly both
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DRACULA (WEARING LEVIS): Good evening your majesty
QUEEN VICTORIA (DRINKING PEPSI): hello
TOKUGAWA-ERA SAMURAI (USING A FAX MACHINE) hajimemashite
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Replying to @Valiarah and @Poppy_Zone
Pepsi was invented in 1893 so queen victoria had a good 8 years to enjoy the refreshing taste of Pepsi-Cola (or "Brad's Drink" as it was originally known)
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when an angel complete with halo and wings is hunched over, looking exhausted, ideally smoking a cigarette, that's extremely my jam
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apologies to germany but i laughed so hard at this thumbnail i teared up a little
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oooh that's not a good thing to hear on the stand
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BANKSTON: In discovery, you were asked if you had SH text messages on your phone, and you said no, correct? You said that under oath.
Jones: If I was mistaken I was mistaken, you've got the text messages right there
B: You know what perjury is, right?
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"Brad's Drink" i'm gonna have to go and have a lie down
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wow, someone's not getting that 450 billion dollars
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Michael Keaton Has Never Finished a Marvel or DC Movie: ?I Have Other Sh*t to Do’ bit.ly/3PT50UP
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oh we are So So So very fucked aren't we
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everyone stop. look at the worm I made
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if you feel stoning gays is right for YOUR congregation that is valid
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either you think we're going to burn in hellfire for all eternity or you don't get off the fence
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if you had to sum up anglicanism you couldn't do much better than "look, obviously gay sex is a sin, but we don't want to upset anyone"
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Easily the greatest paragraph in the history of the English language
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WB just doing a massive purge for tax purposes huh
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Producer/writer Tony Cervone responds to Warner Bros Discovery scrapping ?SCOOB! HOLIDAY HAUNT’.
“The movie is practically finished and turned out beautifully. I am beyond heartbroken.”
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weird how when there's a strike it's front page news for days even though everyone can plan for it and it's not even that disruptive, whereas when the infrastructure collapses suddenly because of decades of neglect and underfunding it doesn't even get a local story
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absolute carnage on the trains today and it's nothing to do with the strikes (unless a scab fucked up a power line i guess)
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can’t help but feel ?entire press stay eerily silent about the Cohen situation for weeks > Press Gazette break the omertà with a fairly extensive write up > within hours broadsheets openly spreading misinformation’ is a very revealing timeline
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now to leverage this moral purity against my enemies
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i've never ordered a "doordash" or a "ride share" and i hate tomatoes
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There’s different kinds of evil and levels of complicity in everything but dear lord do you people not know how much suffering y’all cause when you buy those vine ripe tomatoes
Ain’t none of you ever ordered a ride share or doordash where you think you’re Amish pure
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deleting your original tweets defending Ana Mardoll then replacing them with tweets arguing from a different angle is called "elastic defence", which you'd know if you'd attended Lockheed Martin's recent digital battlefields seminar
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There are legal -- or at any rate procedural - reasons not to spell out what Cohen is accused of. (Cohen could complain that a fair hearing is impossible under the circumstances.) But this is just making things up, and it's a particularly toxic invention.
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For those unfamiliar: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_C
it did not go well, and ending it went even less well
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Special Category is it
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Sunak with an open promise to deny people their basic human rights.
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Don’t know how to explain it but this is like if Pete Buttigieg was a patent
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Good luck to future pedestrians who don't have this app, which lets a self-driving car tell you that it "will not be stopping at the crosswalk."
Patent no. 11396271 (Ford)
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damn, what weed was newt gingrich on
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i love how starmer has faced three completely different directions in three days about the strikes and the new statesman has hailed each one as a masterful tactical decision necessary to win the next election
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👋 - just getting ahead of your dog whistle transphobic Times article on UCU and our members.
James has been hassling UCU members who back trans people - and cc’ing their employers ?
UCU unequivocally stands with the trans community.
RT if you are with us.
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i guess if you don't have people close to you prepared to gently challenge you on stuff early on then you keep doubling down until something major breaks and it's not good for anyone involved
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"i shall be leaving twitter but staying with lockheed martin" is probably a good outcome mental health wise but i can't help feeling it's not what we were trying to achieve
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One of the best players in the world didn't play for her national team for about five years in protest at the inequality in the game.
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They didn’t picket or ask to be included. They worked at it for years, dealt with the humiliation of being on the sidelines of the sport, of being deemed not interesting or important enough, and last night they stormed on to the pitch.
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