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[–]Mrsmorgan987 286 points287 points  (4 children)

So someone just shows up to your camp claiming to serve satan and your only response is "what can I do to help you?"

???? Yeah she's a villain

[–]pixiesdust1 42 points43 points  (1 child)

I think she murdered all the camp kids and jingles took the fall for it (also, perhaps the ears).

[–]lovetheblazerWell excuse me, Mr. Man! 744 points745 points  (10 children)

Brooke: I’ve been systematically targeted by serial killers and almost died at least twice. Oh, also my psychotic fiancé went on a murder-suicide rampage on our wedding day.

Montana: Well, a weirdo grabbed my boob outside a Sam Goody and I was a cute, albeit chubby child so that’s the same, right?

[–]RpgFantasyGal 157 points158 points  (5 children)

Now let me kiss you, but I'm not a lezzy...

[–]howtospellorange 178 points179 points  (0 children)

In all fairness, she never said she had it worse, just that she like "relates" lol

[–]catahoulahoop 199 points200 points  (1 child)

Margaret was so focused on what the ghost camp counselor saw. She definitely had something to do with those murders.

[–]trombonepick 71 points72 points  (0 children)

"WHAT DID YOU SEE!? TELL ME!???? Oh. Me acting chill? The normal? okay...you may go. Oh you're haunting us? Well then."

[–]EndOfTheDream 467 points468 points  (10 children)

Girl, a flat tire doesn't shut down your car like that!! KEEP DRIVING EVEN WITH A FLAT!

[–]almapaed123 190 points191 points  (3 children)

Right when if happened I yelled " ride on that rim!!!!!"

[–]momandsad 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I wish she woulda kept on driving and yelled out the window “Bitch, it’s a rental!”

[–]KatieMcb16 101 points102 points  (1 child)

I’ve watched a lot of live pd. You can go for miles high speed on a flat

[–]bloatedsoul 14 points15 points  (0 children)

True plot of an 80s film. We screaming to the TV saying that would not happen in real life...

[–]PhiPhiAokigahara 286 points287 points  (5 children)

"There goes Brooke overreacting over dead bodies again!"

[–]KaiBishop 121 points122 points  (1 child)

Brooke: Has the most subdued reaction of the group

The Group: Lol here she goes again with her crybaby ass

[–]SonOfRageAndLove26 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I thought it was about how she also said Jesuschrist after they got sick of Ray repeating it over and over

[–]NoahJRoberts 408 points409 points  (9 children)

‪Mr. Jingles: I’m going to kill you now‬

‪Karen: rolls up window

‪Mr. Jingles: FUCK‬

[–]anomonon 164 points165 points  (8 children)

"I'm going to warn the camp about an escaped psychotic killer- and not bring any method of defense, backup, etc". -karen

[–][deleted] 114 points115 points  (1 child)

We all know a Karen and sometimes we just are Karen.

[–]NoahJRoberts 608 points609 points  (13 children)

‪“Who are you?”‬

‪“Servant of the Lord’s son”‬

‪“A Christian?!”‬

‪The dialogue this season is fucking hysterical‬

[–]mh234 60 points61 points  (10 children)

Agreed! Though one thing I didn’t get from that interaction is... is Margaret a satanist?? Or maybe she’s just crazy

[–]MagickMaggieMadison Montgomery 68 points69 points  (3 children)

"Love-bombing" him to convert him to her way of thinking. Putting on Kenny G. Asking him about his traumatic past and then telling him, "I see you..."

[–]vassago77379 45 points46 points  (3 children)

People know their own, she knows he's a killer, because she is one too.

[–]Fallenangel152 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Yeah she's totes going to be upset that ghost 70s dude is still around because she killed everyone in that cabin.

[–]TheoX747 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I wondered if that pseudo-reveal was too blatant. If Ritcher was in the car, then someone else (like her) was murdering people in the cabin.

[–]CraftyComplex 353 points354 points  (7 children)

Night Stalker: I worship Satan.

Margaret: I worship Jesus.

5 minutes Later

Night Stalker: Can I see your feet?

[–]pocketfullasunshine1[🍰] 343 points344 points  (4 children)

LMAO slowly rolls window back up

[–]KatanaAmerica 443 points444 points  (18 children)

what the fuck was that convo with Richard and Margaret lmao

[–]LionKingHoe 363 points364 points  (10 children)

I’m SO lost with it. “Can I see your feet”

[–]Jarbutt 147 points148 points  (2 children)

And she didn't even show him.

[–]sleepycatinarayofsun 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Playing hard to get I guess lol

[–]Nikkirich89 174 points175 points  (5 children)

IRL Richard Ramirez had a foot fetish

[–]Twinkothyhere for ryan's twink kink 135 points136 points  (2 children)

Ryan is always blessing us with historical accuracy.

[–]bj4lyfe 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Can’t wait to see how hotel Ramirez and 1984 Ramirez will crossover

[–]dX927 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Maybe confront your bride-to-be about this before you're at the altar?

[–]lovetheblazerWell excuse me, Mr. Man! 635 points636 points  (8 children)

Brooke, girlfriend— I know you have some serious trauma and PTSD issues, but maybe stop wandering off into deserted areas alone at night to “get some air” if you wanna be the final girl of 1984.

[–]creepsmcreepsterLesbians, we're under attack! 145 points146 points  (3 children)

I just have to say I really love Emma's performance this season. I've never really considered myself a fan of her acting. Not because I thought she was bad, but she always played the same type of role in AHS and I never connected with her. Now I see Ryan did her dirty by not giving her a role like Brooke sooner. She is blowing it out of the water.

[–]feralcatromance 103 points104 points  (1 child)

He basically just switched Emma and Billie this season. Now Billie is the vulgar bitch and Emma is the timid sweet girl.

[–]creepsmcreepsterLesbians, we're under attack! 155 points156 points  (0 children)

I prefer Billie as the vulgar bitch. She's hilarious.

[–]Ivllvs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I feel the same way. Last week while watching the first episode, I kept thinking: “This is so different for her.” And she’s doing a really great job at it. Sometimes she has a Natalie Portman feel about her in this role.

[–]frankiefantasticLesbians, we're under attack! 297 points298 points  (1 child)

WHY do they keep letting Xavier drive? Did they not learn anything last episode?

[–]khmountLiz Taylor 606 points607 points  (9 children)

xavier 😂

i’ve never met this guy IN MY LIFE

[–]worldsbestboss_ 237 points238 points  (0 children)

“chill bro nobody said u knew him damn” bahahhah

[–]CarmelaMachiatoDark Pheonix 204 points205 points  (3 children)

“I’ve never met this guy in my life! I’m not gay! WHY IS EVERYONE STARING AY ME?!?

[–]harl11nq 91 points92 points  (2 children)

"I hope I don't sound ridiculous -- I don't know who this man is. I mean, he could be walking down the street, I wouldn't -- I wouldn't know a thing. Sorry to this man."

[–]WandaWakandaLesbians, we're under attack! 187 points188 points  (4 children)

I did NOT think I was gonna be into this season... I’m turning out pleasantly surprised

[–]ip28 284 points285 points  (7 children)

Using the stalker to try and kill Mr.Jingles and keep the others alive is pure psychology on 100.

[–]Itsybitsyrhino 281 points282 points  (2 children)

That was a pretty good 18 minutes of show.

Damn, excessive commercials.

[–]mo_kj 178 points179 points  (10 children)

Will Richard Ramirez learning about ghosts and ghost properties tie into Hell night @ Hotel 🤔🤔🤔

[–]jwash95Murder House 82 points83 points  (5 children)

Praying that Mr. Jingles is killed within the next 3 minutes because I can’t take hearing Jingles a hundred times per episode.

[–]theicecreamassassin 319 points320 points  (26 children)

Still think Margaret is the bad guy and Jingles is killing people because he got locked up for so many years as an innocent man.

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    [–]FalloutRedheadSurprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me. 27 points28 points  (0 children)

    maybe hes just got a twisted sense of justice

    [–]JMP42012 79 points80 points  (0 children)

    something is not right with her thats for sure

    [–]ZeF56754 128 points129 points  (5 children)

    I’m probably wrong, but in episode one, didn’t Margaret say she drove the truck out of the camp? This episode, when Margaret was talking to the ghost guy about the last thing he remembers, there was this dialogue:

    Margaret: “So, Jingles was in the truck. You saw him?”

    Ghost: “The keys.” (Implying he only heard Jingles).

    He saw her around the bodies and ran to the phone. He heard her scream and then he ran to the road. He got hit by the truck, and then Jingles (Margaret?) killed him.

    [–]trombonepick 60 points61 points  (2 children)

    He saw her around the bodies and ran to the phone. He heard her scream and then he ran to the road. He got hit by the truck, and then Jingles (Margaret?) killed him.

    And she knew where he was hit. Because she said he was taken from his death location and brought into the camp which has begun the loop.

    Does she know where because that's where she hit him? Or did I miss the part where he said it was the highway?

    [–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (1 child)

    They basically confirmed Margaret killed the 70s counselor when she confessed to Richard: "I saw the life exit his body" or something like that. How did she exactly see his death... unless she was in the truck? Also, she was REALLY interested in finding out what the last thing he witnessed was, and seemed pretty pleased that he didn't link her being the killer who murdered her cabin...

    [–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

    Yeeah she's definitely a killer. And it's obvious why, too. The season started with a flashback of the counselors about to have sex. Margaret HATES sex and sin. She's definitely a psycho Christian bitch that's down to kill sinners in the name of the Lord. I mean she literally said it herself, "it's ok as long as you're doing it in the Lord's name".

    [–]macey1208Misty Day 361 points362 points  (0 children)

    a flat tire? that’s NOT what makes a Subaru a Subaru

    [–]trafficrush 227 points228 points  (8 children)

    Richard will be the new camp counselor who just can't help killing people.

    [–]WhiteWolf3117 118 points119 points  (2 children)

    Oh boy here I go killing again

    [–]RobotlollipopsPatty O'Furniture 124 points125 points  (4 children)

    He also likes feet.

    [–]ron9101 137 points138 points  (5 children)

    "You bunch of pussies"

    Montana serving that Chanel number 3 . I love it

    [–]jacoblindner 269 points270 points  (5 children)

    Brooke just said a total Sidney Prescott line lol

    “Stay away from me, everyone that gets close to me ends up getting hurt”

    [–]feralcatromance 89 points90 points  (3 children)

    Which is funny since they were in Scream 4 together, Emma tried to kill Sydney for that exact reason.

    [–]Despair_Head 128 points129 points  (5 children)

    Margaret is definitely a villain. Dude you're playing right into her hand

    [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    My current theory is that she was somehow manipulating Mr. Jingles in a similar way, back in the 70's. Jonas's flashbacks show her standing up in the murder-cabin and looking out the window, that doesn't match the story she told at campfire.

    [–]babygiraffe23 674 points675 points  (16 children)

    “I totally did those steroids” “YEAH WE ALL FUCKING KNOW” lmaooo

    [–]kriscoo44 235 points236 points  (10 children)

    I haven’t laughed that hard in AHS since Sarah Paulson’s “IM NOT AMERICAN IM NOT USED TO ALL THIS CARNAGE” line

    [–]PenThePenguin 104 points105 points  (7 children)

    For me, and I know Apocalypse was absolute garbage, but I haven’t laughed that hard since “THE STEW IS STUUUUU!!!”

    [–]The_SchnitzLesbians, we're under attack! 343 points344 points  (14 children)

    lol at the person who said last week that the detective lady was their favorite character so far, and were excited to follow them throughout the season.

    She just got Pringle'd.

    [–]EndOfTheDream 163 points164 points  (1 child)

    Pringle'd

    More like Jingle'd.

    [–]frankiefantasticLesbians, we're under attack! 22 points23 points  (3 children)

    I thought she was his therapist, not a detective?

    [–]doesnt_know_op 237 points238 points  (1 child)

    Really bitch? A tow truck shows up 5 seconds after a flat? You deserve to die.

    [–]smokeweedeatpussy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Agreed. She was so stupid. She should have just kept driving on the flat. She could have put it in reverse and backed up over him.

    [–]trombonepick 512 points513 points  (17 children)

    goodbye weird porn producer guy, we hardly knew you.

    But, also we didn't want to.

    [–]ucieaters33Misty Day 129 points130 points  (2 children)

    Writers: What's a unique way to die? Something that no one has ever seen before?

    Ryan Murphy, without hesitation: Impaled through the head while looking at a big dick

    [–]bware113 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    Jokes on them. That already happened in the first Scary Movie AND he was impaled with the oggled dick!!!

    [–]Ms-Chanandler-BongAsylum 225 points226 points  (2 children)

    Daddy

    [–]awkwardninja94 75 points76 points  (1 child)

    That's a weird way to spell amen.

    [–]HollasaurusRexAileen Wuornos 62 points63 points  (1 child)

    That “I’ll get someone better to replace me” is a running theme from the Hellraiser franchise. I wouldn’t be surprised if he created this mini plot just for that reference.

    [–]The_SchnitzLesbians, we're under attack! 468 points469 points  (13 children)

    Leave it to AHS to create an entire subplot and end it in 5 minutes.

    [–]andrealoveleigh 245 points246 points  (1 child)

    Better to end it now as opposed to forget about it and abandon it without closure after 7 episodes.

    [–]ours10589 162 points163 points  (0 children)

    American Horror Story boardroom meeting:

    "Okay so like, a porn producer" "I can go with that, what else" "No like, that's it" "?" "He's already dead"

    ...

    "You're hired"

    [–]LionKingHoe 65 points66 points  (0 children)

    The fuckin accuracy. Haha

    [–]grambuey 335 points336 points  (13 children)

    "I believe in baby jesus and i believe in you, random devil worshiper i just met"

    Margaret, sweetie, you're drunk.

    [–]The_Night_Bus 230 points231 points  (3 children)

    Nah she’s manipulating him. Bitch knows what she’s doing.

    [–]RipMortan88 86 points87 points  (4 children)

    Oh she knows exactly what she's doing. 🤓

    [–]dX927 408 points409 points  (5 children)

    And they all died in that car accident because they weren't wearing seatbelts.

    American Horror Story: Public Service Announcements

    [–]ACELLENLesbians, we're under attack! 202 points203 points  (2 children)

    WE ALL FUCKING KNOW! Montana is just the best.

    [–]burnerknight17 189 points190 points  (16 children)

    Jingles got framed! #justiceforjingles

    [–]Two-in-the-BelfryKinkshaming Richard Ramirez 182 points183 points  (1 child)

    I'll give them this, these characters are definitely as smart as those in 80s horror movies.

    [–]The_SchnitzLesbians, we're under attack! 182 points183 points  (3 children)

    AHS flashbacks are the best because they can go in any direction they want; they don't have to follow the season's theme at all. The writers could randomly have creepy short story ideas, and if they don't have anything to do with the theme, just throw it into a flashback.

    [–]lovetheblazerWell excuse me, Mr. Man! 137 points138 points  (4 children)

    This episode in a nutshell: - 55% commercials - 15% Brooke being serial killer bait - 10% Trevor has a big dick - 10% Margaret is a shady bitch - 10% Wait what, we’re doing ghosts again? K

    [–]The_Night_Bus 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Down for everything but the commercials tbh

    [–]Titan_Uranus__ 218 points219 points  (1 child)

    Can I just get a loop of Cody saying "daddy"?

    [–]LTPDKI 336 points337 points  (13 children)

    What if Brooke killed the people at the wedding and she’s not who she says she is

    [–]KatieMcb16 86 points87 points  (2 children)

    I definitely think there’s more to her than they are showing. She’s supposed to be some nice sweet virgin girl who suddenly decides to go off with some hooligans she just met. Nah. There’s another side.

    [–]itssgooditsfunky 84 points85 points  (0 children)

    Oooo I like this !

    [–]AntsNMyEyes 45 points46 points  (3 children)

    And the dozens of other people at the wedding just gave her a pass?

    [–]richboydubs 210 points211 points  (5 children)

    My jaw DROPPED when he pulled the gun out and started shooting

    [–]worldsbestboss_ 78 points79 points  (1 child)

    Me too, leave it to AHS to deliver the most unrealistic wild scenario scene ever

    [–]Ms-Chanandler-BongAsylum 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    I gasped and said nooooooo

    [–]babygiraffe23 169 points170 points  (6 children)

    I don’t trust Margaret for one damn second.

    [–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (2 children)

    I keep coming back to the fact that Jonas's memories of her standing in the murder-cabin are at odds with the story she told at the campfire.

    [–]scattonatto 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    She was brunette in his memory

    [–]worldsbestboss_ 391 points392 points  (21 children)

    Y’all MARGARET IS THE KILLER! She’s questioning him to find out exactly how much he remembers

    [–]doesnt_know_op 233 points234 points  (5 children)

    What's he gonna do? Call the ghost cops?

    [–]trombonepick 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    totally!!!!

    but the jingles part confuses me at the end

    [–]ADelusionalPirate 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    He said he heard Jingles, could've been Margaret with his keys.

    [–]santasangre254The Stew is Stu! 81 points82 points  (5 children)

    Margaret gonna bang Richard Ramirez y'all

    [–]theholysun 224 points225 points  (4 children)

    The scariest part of the whole episode was how little they actually aired...

    [–]deathfox919Ethel Darling 151 points152 points  (1 child)

    “I totally did those steroids”

    “YEAH WE ALL FUCKING KNOW”

    [–]beeztrapp 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    that was probably a top ten moment in the series for me, Billie Lourd can delivery a snarky quip so well.

    [–]ron9101 73 points74 points  (1 child)

    LMAO she acting so chill around the Night Stalker.... Gurlllllllllllllllll

    [–]lovetheblazerWell excuse me, Mr. Man! 106 points107 points  (3 children)

    Trevor: Does anyone know who he is?

    Ray: He’s the dead guy with a hole in his head. Poke him with a stick!

    Good instincts, Ray.

    [–]thewindupbirdsLesbians, we're under attack! 139 points140 points  (2 children)

    Rejecting a kiss from Billie? Can’t relate

    [–]selfesteemwhoLesbians, we're under attack! 139 points140 points  (1 child)

    At first, it was, omg a sugar daddy, but then, it was, oh no a sugar daddy

    [–]LusciousWildFlowerEvil truffle pig 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Oh my God same. I paused it part way through the scene to get food and was like "So he's one of those Daddy Dom types who helps his partners get back on their feet?"

    Unpause aaand porn tape reveal... Oh.

    [–]rheavonThe Butcher 142 points143 points  (0 children)

    "I believe in baby Jesus & I believe in you, Richard [Ramirez, the Night Stalker]"

    [–]NoahJRoberts 100 points101 points  (2 children)

    ‪Can we talk about how the Night Stalker came here to kill Brooke and ended up in therapy?‬

    [–]tsor00 134 points135 points  (11 children)

    Is everyone just stuck in a time loop? “I don’t die here” really got me thinking. But why is he the only one who knows? So many questions and a great twist!

    [–]neonburgundy 45 points46 points  (0 children)

    I thought that line was the most interesting part of the episode. Two episodes in and AHS 1984 already has me question what this season is truly about!

    [–]dX927 158 points159 points  (3 children)

    "I'm not gay!"

    Billy Porter: leans in again and shakes his head

    [–]Mrquinlan196 129 points130 points  (2 children)

    “Who am I Dan Akroyd? I don’t know”

    They are killing it with the one liners this season

    [–]iridescentaf 281 points282 points  (9 children)

    Margaret seems like the kind of person who doesn’t believe in mental illness or vaccinating your kids

    [–]torivetter01bubblegum barbie’s into blades? 88 points89 points  (0 children)

    she definitely joined an MLM in a past life

    [–]thelocalgiraffe 275 points276 points  (6 children)

    the use of White Wedding during the wedding scene was too perfect oh my god

    [–]FalloutRedheadSurprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me. 272 points273 points  (4 children)

    thats no cock thats an act of god is the new jawline for days

    [–]MKoz628Roll that pussy!!! 55 points56 points  (1 child)

    Woah, I thought she’d last way longer.

    [–]trombonepick 108 points109 points  (0 children)

    Margaret: I fear nothing except pre-marital sex

    [–]MyWaffleDoesNotJudgetearfully jerking off 150 points151 points  (10 children)

    If Nightstalker does something sexual with Margaret's ear stump...I won't be that surprised actually. This is Ryan Murphy.

    [–]aquickthingy 163 points164 points  (4 children)

    I hate everything about what you just made me think about.

    [–]literaturefracture 53 points54 points  (1 child)

    Okay would Brooke really walk outside alone after all of the spooky stuff that has happened to her outside already?

    [–]MKoz628Roll that pussy!!! 53 points54 points  (3 children)

    Who called the Xavier porn angle?

    [–]thewindupbirdsLesbians, we're under attack! 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    Wasn’t that a pre-season leak everyone discounted because it seemed so far-fetched? Murphy at it again.

    [–]selfesteemwhoLesbians, we're under attack! 51 points52 points  (0 children)

    if the serial killer is scared, you know its time to head out.

    [–]khmountLiz Taylor 52 points53 points  (2 children)

    ohhh. that’s smart Margaret. turn the night stalker against jingles.

    they’ll probably team up 😂

    [–]EndOfTheDream 97 points98 points  (7 children)

    Too. Many. Commercials. Holy. Shit.

    [–]lovetheblazerWell excuse me, Mr. Man! 48 points49 points  (2 children)

    Karen is truly an idiot if she thought a quarter inch thick pane of glass would save her from a violent serial killer who literally just escaped from a high security mental health ward. Never fuck with a murderer who has nothing left to lose is like, rule one in the FBI manual, surely?

    [–]OsirusIris 44 points45 points  (0 children)

    Wow, I very foolishly thought this season was gonna be a straightforward slasher.

    [–]EndOfTheDream 44 points45 points  (5 children)

    I genuinely feel like we get 50/50 show/commercials. Wtf.

    [–]catahoulahoop 85 points86 points  (4 children)

    Week 1: Deadpool Week 2: The Mummy

    It’s getting spookier y’all.

    [–]AHSWeekndYou look like an avon lady! 84 points85 points  (1 child)

    Ghost theory confirmed ✅

    [–]EndOfTheDream 83 points84 points  (1 child)

    Xavier's like: don't be suspicious...don't be suspicious

    [–]cottonbiscuit 39 points40 points  (0 children)

    I’ve never met him before in my LiFeeEEeeeEee!!!

    [–]jaishan 83 points84 points  (6 children)

    Richard Ramirez should not be this attractive.

    [–]RobotlollipopsPatty O'Furniture 40 points41 points  (4 children)

    I think she's banging Mr. Jingles idk

    [–]Despair_Head 46 points47 points  (1 child)

    "I can't die with a guilty conscience. I totally did those steroids"

    "Yeah, we know!"

    [–]MadzAliceLesbians, we're under attack! 42 points43 points  (0 children)

    What the hell are you doing down there man? I'm dying! Hahaha

    [–]mo_kj 74 points75 points  (2 children)

    “Gay for pay” tbt Roanoke lmao

    [–]Pep3 112 points113 points  (5 children)

    There's a zero percent chance this camp storyline lasts the whole season. It's moving so fast. There's something else to it.

    [–]cottonbiscuit 61 points62 points  (0 children)

    Yo WHERE IS CHEF BERTIE

    [–]FalloutRedheadSurprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me. 33 points34 points  (2 children)

    by the end there is probably going to be 3 different storylines

    [–]nikaloLesbians, we're under attack! 109 points110 points  (5 children)

    So Mr. Jingles is going after Margaret, because she killed everybody in 1970 and blamed him for it

    [–]theicecreamassassin 76 points77 points  (2 children)

    And he went crazy from spending 10 years in an asylum where they probably tortured him and clearly called him a monster.

    [–]theflealee 77 points78 points  (3 children)

    Margaret seems to recognize him!! I knew this dude was a ghost. I love it. "I don't die here."

    "I disagree."

    [–]morinothomas 136 points137 points  (13 children)

    Rita doesn't even look scared; she looks inconvenienced. "This man really tried to stab me with his jingling ass."

    [–]doesnt_know_op 38 points39 points  (0 children)

    So she was lezzing her at the gym. 😁

    [–]dX927 34 points35 points  (2 children)

    "I found you in Macarthur Park, needle in your arm, CAKE left out in the rain."

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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      [–]theflealee 38 points39 points  (0 children)

      That's what you get for peeping. Gotta be the most embarrassing way to be found

      [–]dX927 39 points40 points  (2 children)

      at this rate the killer is gonna be looking around for small animals to kill by episode 5 since there will be no one left at the camp.

      [–]nevermindcx 37 points38 points  (1 child)

      you’re a christian😂😂😂

      [–]nevermindcx 36 points37 points  (1 child)

      i totally did those steriods

      yea we all fucking KNOW-

      😂😂😂

      [–]EndOfTheDream 37 points38 points  (0 children)

      Why do people keep walking in front of moving vehicles?!!

      [–]fetch-happens 38 points39 points  (1 child)

      She just so chill talking to serial killers and ghosts

      [–]idontfuckingcareee 34 points35 points  (0 children)

      Nice, ghostbusters was released in 1984

      [–]sballerinaKit Walker 32 points33 points  (2 children)

      are you kidding me it’s 10:55

      [–]rheavonThe Butcher 36 points37 points  (0 children)

      How long was that episode? Four minutes?

      [–]thedoomdaysMisty Day 38 points39 points  (0 children)

      Xavier: “this is all my fault!! We’re all gonna die!”

      also Xavier: sits on floor and has a crisis instead of being useful

      [–]VirulentViper 69 points70 points  (2 children)

      There's no way Margaret is fully innocent

      [–]trombonepick 63 points64 points  (1 child)

      at this point it would be a huge twist if she was innocent

      [–]VirulentViper 31 points32 points  (0 children)

      "Rated TV MA-LV"

      No scissor scene tonight, you guys

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        [–]trombonepick 29 points30 points  (0 children)

        no one can ever just have had like...a normal backstory on AHS.

        [–]idontfuckingcareee 34 points35 points  (0 children)

        I love the running gay for pay joke ugh

        [–]MKoz628Roll that pussy!!! 33 points34 points  (1 child)

        I need a “That’s no cock”

        [–]vengaoliverMichael Langdon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

        I love Cody’s character this season. Glad he came back.

        [–]mkeceddBloody Face 33 points34 points  (2 children)

        Show me your feet 😂

        [–]darksyns 35 points36 points  (0 children)

        As per usual when talking about AHS.......this show is fucking bat shit insane and I love it.

        [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (4 children)

        This season is fucking amazing this is what I've been wanting 😭😭

        [–]ACELLENLesbians, we're under attack! 31 points32 points  (0 children)

        Who am I, Dan Aykroyd?

        YAS, Margaret

        [–]FalloutRedheadSurprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me. 29 points30 points  (0 children)

        girl this better not be another apocalypse situation with 35 minute episodes with only 10 of them

        [–]Lalinds797 56 points57 points  (1 child)

        I still think Margaret was being super sketchy when she kept asking the ghost counselor if he actually saw Mr. Jingles. He said that he only heard the jingling keys. And he said the last thing he remembers is seeing her. She’s guilty of something with the original murders

        [–]dX927 25 points26 points  (0 children)

        Billy Porter: leans into the shot He's gay, honey.

        [–]literaturefracture 24 points25 points  (2 children)

        Wow the soundtrack on point for this wedding murder scene

        [–]deathfox919Ethel Darling 26 points27 points  (0 children)

        Daddy’s in and daddy’s out

        [–]morinothomas 26 points27 points  (2 children)

        I'mma fight someone if Angelica Ross' character gets killed off. I'm still mad about Season 2 of Pose.

        [–]Rman823 24 points25 points  (0 children)

        When we first saw Ramirez in Hotel, who ever thought we’d be here.

        [–]britbmw 27 points28 points  (2 children)

        Why is he all of a sudden a chatty Kathy?!

        [–]PrimoBoCordelia Foxx 25 points26 points  (3 children)

        “Can I see your feet” I’m dead fucking dead lmao