Oh hi! It’s me, your Darth Lort, voldimmoral. Wishing you a beautiful, prosperous, and healthy life to you and all of yours. Remember to be thankful. Take a moment to smile. It’s all good vibes here. Cheers, babes!
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The Internet's Darth Lort — im immoral so you dont have to be • #CyberSecurity wizard • #MentalHealth advocate • Security #Blogger • Heart Warrior 
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Happy Friday-eve, Tweeps! May you put yo middle fingers in the sky and live your best life! #DuecesMinisOne✌🏻
#IronMan #plants #LEGO
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TASTE BUDDIES!! WE. ARE. LIVE!!!
Here we go!!!!
You can only choose one for the rest of your life. THE OTHER IS BANISHED FROM EXISTENCE.
- Chocolate (*in ALL forms)31.4%
- Pizza (ALL varieties)68.6%
18,660 votesFinal results
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As #MemorialDayWeekend is upon us, I want to send so much love to my brother & sisters in arms both past & present. I served almost 10 years in Military Intelligence & miss every second of the people who stood next to me 🇺🇸
Never forget those who made the ultimate sacrifice 🤍
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This girl the epitome of mental & emotional manipulation + abuse within a relationship. If you wanted to be famous, you got it! You will never not be known as the narcissistic, gaslighting, selfish & toxic reality tv show "character." If you're with someone like her GET OUT! RUN!
Normalize telling your children you’re sorry. Apologizing after accepting responsibility for your own words or actions is the ultimate parent “flex.” As an adult, parent, and human, we are always learning. It’s okay for your children to teach you things- even forgiveness 🩵
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One of the most ridiculous things I encounter as an adult are those who block, cut off, ghost, gaslight, demean & any of the equivalent bc they themselves have no ability to hold a mature conversation where another party disagrees or has a different opinion/view.
Not flattering.
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My incredibly offensive Tweet 😑 This person has blocked me but I’ll humbly apologize for any misinterpretation of this comment when it was truly meant to HELP them manage their pain. I don’t drink, so someone please have one for me 😵💫
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I am a #veteran with #PTSD, back + neck pain and I use the topical #CBD. Our #GreatDane has hip dysplasia and takes the doggie CBD. They support veterans, the disabled, and those with low income. I recommend them when I can. I make absolutely NO $$ off of this, friends. Zero 🫠
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Weirdest interaction I’ve had in awhile with another adult. I recommended a WONDERFUL company I’ve used to manage various pain over the last 3yrs and they ❌ me bc I was attempting to sell them a “pyramid scheme” 🥴 Lord hav mercy.
For anyone interested: lazarusnaturals.com
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🎙️Looking for #cybersecurity related #podcasts to follow? Check out my Medium article!
👑The Honorary Mentions
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Hi, team Subtitles here 🙋🏻♀️
What about you, are you….
- Team Subtitles87.5%
- Team NO Subtitles12.5%
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♥️ UPDATE: I received an official diagnosis today of Dysautonomia. It’s an autonomic disfunction of the central nervous system. Pretty much my body has trouble regulating….everything. My heart rate. Digestion. Nerves. Eyes. Brain. Everything.
Now on to recovery & a new life 💪🏻
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Since my ♥️ emergency I am proud to say I have quit smoking & no longer consume caffeine- both I quit cold turkey the day I went to the ER! Almost a month later & I no longer experience any withdrawals. All it took was that ONE thing to change my life 👏🏻
Quitting caffeine tho 😮💨
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I have a family. Living paycheck, to saving account, to paycheck is not the move. It is not security. It is not livable. I will never be able to grow if not given the chance to.
Thank you for attending my TED Talk.
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A very Happy Mother’s Day to all of the beautiful and irreplaceable mothers out there, and to those mama’s who are watching over you from above 💐 Wishing you all a wonderful day with the ones who made you a mom 💖
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Pick your battle tonight : 🍕🍍
Pineapple on pizza? Yes? Or YES!
- Yes21.4%
- OH YEAHHH21.4%
- Absolutely never57.1%
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The beautiful woman next to my dad was my moms identical twin sister, who passed away in her sleep from a severe low blood sugar. Her and my mom are Type 1 #diabetics 🩸 I will miss them everyday for the rest of my life.
I love you Aunt Lizzy.
I miss you always, dad.
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Tomorrow, May 14th, was the last day I saw my dad alive 6 yrs ago. The 16th of May that year was their 20th wedding anniversary. He died on the 15th, the day after Mothers Day and the day before their 20th anniversary.
This is a hard weekend for us.
Please think of my family 🤍
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Meet Pete 🌱 Outside of #cybersecurity I am a self proclaimed crazy #plant lady! I have over 100 #houseplants and many more outside. This is just 1 of……….a lot.
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I can't be the only one who sees.... 👀
I statically canNOT be the only one....
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Nothing gives me the heeby jeebys like feeling the bottom of a lake on my bare feet 🤢
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How many hours a week do you ACTUALLY work?
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Friends,
I took some time away from Twitter recently to focus on my health. I'm still not feeling myself and am exhausted from trying medications that don't seem to be helping. I'm still trying my best everyday tho.
Thank you for being patient with me.
All my best,
voldimmoral
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