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Neighborhood app

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You guys should get together and each pay a small monthly fee to fight the hoa

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You’re ridiculous

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Sad thing is, once an HOA is formed it’s near impossible to dissolve. It has to be 80% approved by it members and even then it’s like getting 100 divorces. Good luck.

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HOAs are pretty much unions. There’s a time and a place for them but once’s they get in they take your money and the only fast way to get rid of them is by moving 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Why buy a house that has a hoa?

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Many cities require new developments to have an HOA, that way the city doesn’t have to do the code enforcement

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Some people like to be told what shade of red they cant paint their front door.

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There's a tremendous amount of new constructions/neighborhoods where there's pretty much no choice. D.R. Horton, for example, buys up thousands of acres way faster and cheaper than any single owners could. Then they develop/drop a house on every .25-.3 acres across 200 neighborhoods.

Beyond just that, its way more predatory. The devopler never turn over the HOA to the residents. So just to get into a house in the metro area, you buy a house they built and then pay royalties just to live there to the organization. Even after every one of the homes has been bought. There's no way for the neighborhood to get out of the HOA.

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Sometimes you buy a house in an innocent HOA-less neighborhood, and then a year later, a group of elderly neighbor folk all band together and create one because they’re bored and they really hate you

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It’s hard to find one without an hoa. Took my wife and I a way longer to find a house because of them

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when house buying, you always have to compromise on something you want (or multiple things). If HOA is the dealbreaker for you then it means compromising more on price or location or etc.

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Because they're everywhere, and it's hard enough to find an affordable house where you need to live without basing your decision on whether or not it has an HOA.

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It depends, sometimes HOAs take care of shared common resources in things like gated communities like nice clubhouses, gyms, pools, etc. Someone has to pay to maintain those.

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I’ll probably get downvoted to hell for saying this, but I am happy that my HOA has a rule capping the percentage of homes that can be leased at any given time. It has kept outside investors out of my neighborhood. I previously lived in a neighborhood that was at least 50% leased at any given time. I am happy with my decision.

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We rent in NC and it's the only option unfortunately in this area.

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Real answer?

When done well, they improve quality of life and provide community safety, as well as help property values.

Yes, there are rules and regulations that can be fussy. And yes, sometimes they attract overzealous jerks with no sense of purpose outside of controlling residents.

But they also can provide a community center and pool, like mine (I gave up my gym membership and started using the fitness center in the clubhouse). They can provide maintenance on the lawn (judging from this picture, I’d argue this HOA is fucking that up). They can hire support staff to help with community issues (we have a lovely woman who keeps solid referrals for all kinds of necessary property improvements). They can build a bike path connected to the neighborhood.

Mine also fixes the rooftops for the townhomes in the property, and provides general lawn services.

For about $250 a month, that’s a pretty solid deal.

More importantly for me: Bylaws and guidance help prevent shit neighbors. Jerks who don’t maintain their property or make terrible design choices that become an eyesore, or who just want to be assholes to their neighbors. In the same way some people want absolute freedom to do whatever shitty idea pops in their head, there are other homeowners that want some rules and guidelines in their community.

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Condos and townhomes are usually less expensive than free standing houses. I don't know what the draw is in associations with just houses though.

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Personally I would never move to an HOA neighborhood, but in their (very limited) defense (or at least the defense of the people that choose to live there) there’s a bunch near me where the HOA comes with access to a pool, gym, dog park, and some childcare. For some people those benefits are worth it, if you were actually curious as to why.

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