Chris Pratt trying to hold his wife's hand is the most wholesome thing I have seen today.

santichrist · 2022-07-11T09:10:31+00:00

Too bad he wasn’t so wholesome cheating on Anna Faris his first wife who married him when he was a chubby struggling actor

blendedfarley · 2022-07-11T05:36:37+00:00

I was skeptical too but it's true. Just tested it.

njbean · 2022-07-11T11:10:36+00:00

Chris Pratt is a fascist. If you see him on the red carpet thank him for stripping women of basic human rights.

Here he is wearing the hat of a violent white supremacist organization, the Three Percenters: https://i.imgur.com/yETpGK7.jpg . His brother is a cop in the department that popularized it and sells their merchandise for a living. This version of the logo, without the "III", is meant to be more dog-whistly and wearable in polite society.

ALi_K_501 · 2022-07-10T19:14:07+00:00

Cycle wanker

Mistapeepers · 2022-07-10T06:05:35+00:00

Does anyone know where he lives? Is it a red state or a blue state? Because I think the most important thing to know here is whether Eminem will be legally obligated to bear his child.

HTWC · 2022-07-10T06:01:12+00:00

Willis Tower?!? Get the fuck out of here. Sears. It’s the Sears. FFS.

ryanknapper · 2010-08-23T21:55:01+00:00

I once worked with a girl who sent me an e-mail, stating that she loved Twizlers™. However, the auto-correct changed that last word to "twirlers" and all I could think of were nipple-tassels.
I married that girl and still tease her about that today.

Historicmetal · 2022-07-09T20:30:25+00:00

God creates Man, Man creates Goldblum. Goldblum creates Goldblum, Goldblum destroys Goldblum.

Goldblum creates Goldblum.

DixieSweet · 2022-07-09T23:48:46+00:00

Much love brother

bearatrooper · 2022-07-09T20:40:02+00:00

That was a really good story.

gopackgo_esq · 2022-07-09T03:16:03+00:00

My wife tried the same thing with me. Little did she know, my kids like actual food way more than paper with some words written on it.

Tag_Ping_Pong · 2022-07-08T22:01:23+00:00

"everyone told me not to go to that beach..

"Said seagulls gonna come, poke me in the coconut, and they did.... and they did."

gerallt87 · 2022-07-09T07:42:43+00:00

“Halal, is it meat you’re looking for?”

Thanks for the gold stranger

Adventurous-Bear7751 · 2022-07-08T21:03:48+00:00

Why isn’t it the “chilly Willy”

Al_E_Borland · 2022-07-09T05:03:34+00:00

So what you're saying is, her notes weren't detailed enough.


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