Vespasian (2009)

Actors: Fred Galvan (actor), Luis D. Moreno (actor), Bobby Ponce (actor), Jorge Rodriguez (actor), Jesus Salaiz (actor), Blanca Areguillen (actress), Selay Canales (actress), Christina Abigail Garcia (actress), Laya Hernandez (actress), Rachel Saldana (actress), Charles Brenner (producer), Fred Galvan (producer), Charles Brenner (writer), Rachel Saldana (costume designer), Charles Brenner (director),

Plot: Vespasian, Guardian of the Book of Death and the gates of the underworld, turns Hell upside down when he decides that a young suicide didn't deserve to enter, and crosses the plains of Limbo to guide her safely to Heaven while being persued by Satan's top two vigilante demons.

Genres: Action, Sci-Fi, Short,

Spy Hard (1996)

Actors: Curtis Armstrong (actor), William Barillaro (actor), Elya Baskin (actor), Michael Berryman (actor), Erik Betts (actor), Barry Bostwick (actor), Stephen Burrows (actor), Keith Campbell (actor), Ray Charles (actor), Carl Ciarfalio (actor), Roger Clinton (actor), Wayne Cotter (actor), Rick Cramer (actor), Robert Culp (actor), John Ales (actor),

Plot: General Rancor is threatening to destroy the world with a missile he is hiding at his secret base. But to complete his goal, he needs a special computer chip, invented by the scientist Prof. Ukrinsky. Special Agent Dick Steele is assigned to the case, in order to prevent the worst. He teams up with Ukrinsky's daughter Veronique, who happens to be a KGB agent.

Keywords: 1990s, amazing-grace-hymn, axe, bikini-girl, bond-girl, cameo, catfight, chained-to-wall, child-abuse, comic-hero
Genres: Action, Comedy,
Taglines: All the action. All the women. Half the intelligence. The Laughs Start Soon!

Quotes:

[Two thugs are dragging McCluckey up some stairs, hitting his head on every step]::Thug: That's for Getting Even With Dad. And that's for My Girl. And that's for My Girl 2.::McCluckey: I wasn't even in My Girl 2!::Both Thugs: We don't care!

Coleman: Good God! He must be stopped!::General Rancor: Dick Steele couldn't stop me fifteen years ago, and all the Dicks you got won't stop me now!::Coleman: Well, apparently he hasn't, uh, seen the size of some of our newer members!

Bus Driver: [driving the bus] Next stop, Sunset Boulevard! I guess it's Sunset Boulevard.

[about to infiltrate Kikiree Island]::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: I'm going in there.::Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14: That's crazy!::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: No, crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."

Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Operator, get me Washington.::Operator: George?::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: D.C.

Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14: Have a nice flight, and I wish you adieus::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Thank you, but I am quite satisfied with the do I have.

Agent Steve Bishop: Sir, we have intercepted a disturbing video on the rock of gabraltar.::The Director: Well, what is it?::Agent Steve Bishop: It's this really big rock sticking out of the water on the south coast of Spain.

Kabul: Do you have lighter?::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: I only use matches.::Kabul: Does your mother know you smoke?::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Yes. But I don't inhale.::Kabul: Kabul::[Steele gives him puzzled look]::Kabul: I'm Kabul

Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: [to Rancor] I'd shake your hand, but I don't know where it landed

Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: You carry a UB-21 Schnauzer with a Gnab silencer. That's KGB. You prefer an H&K; over an A.K. Your surveillance technique is NSA. Your ID is CIA. You received your Ph.D. at NYU. Traded in your GTO for a BMV. You listen to CDs by R.E.M. and STP. And you'd like to see J.F.K. in his BVDs, getting down with O.P.P. And you probably put the toilet paper back on the roll with the paper on the inside.

Crusher Joe (1989)

Actors: Michael Brady (actor), Nat Burton (actor), Floyd Clapton (actor), Jim Clark (actor), Masashi Ebara (actor), Shôji Ehara (actor), Akifumi Endô (actor), Rick Forrester (actor), Mark Franklin (actor), Yuzuru Fujimoto (actor), Issei Futamata (actor), Daisuke Gôri (actor), Tyson Harris (actor), Hiroshi Hashimoto (actor), David Arnold (actor),

Genres: Action, Animation, Sci-Fi,

El león enamorado (1979)

Actors: Óscar Ladoire (actor), Luis Manuel del Valle (actor), Antonio Resines (actor), Antonio Resines (producer), Fernando Trueba (producer), Aesop (writer), Stanley Burda (writer), Fernando Trueba (writer), Fernando Trueba (director), Luis Manuel del Valle (editor), Eugenia Cuesta (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Based on a "Letter to the Director" published at spanish daily "El Pais" on March, 8th, 1979 and signed by Stanley Burda. Based on Esopus'fable "The lion in love" and on Stanley Burda's letter about a Sikh who falls in love with a woman who doen't like his beard.

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Die rätselhafte Zwölf (1921)

Actors: Fritz Beckmann (actor), Friedrich Berger (actor), Ernst Dernburg (actor), Oscar Marion (actor), Alfred Schmasow (actor), Paul Voissel (actor), Dary Holm (actress), Rose Lichtenstein (actress), Hanns Grütters (writer), Martin Hartwig (director),

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