According to youtube statistics, im gay. Only a small percentage of you have your ankles still intact. I will come and eat them so watch out :)/j

Help me reach my goak of 420 followers!/j

Be sure to check out the saved tags links down below in the description vvv

Apparently we did not have a tag for the lamp vers so im linking it if you wanna check that out

My pronouns are fuck around/find out (/j)

Here’s my caard!

Names, pronouns, ect! Last updated: July 9, 2022 (These change occasionally)

Picture version here!!

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Current song rec/song stuck in my head: No more - Tick, tick.. BOOM!

animated movies need to go back to hiring normal voice actors instead of celebrity cameos if only because it’s funny to show someone this

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and say “yeah this is all one guy”

animated movies also need to go back to hiring voice actors because voice actors are voice actors and screen actors fucking aren’t

Gender

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[ID: tweet by Labour Accelerationists reading, “Watching LOTR on a dodgy website and they’ve replaced Gondor with Gender in the subtitles lol”. Attached are four screenshots from the movie featuring their classic lines subtitled as, “The rule of Gender is mine and no others’,” “None but the king of Gender may command me,” “Gender calls for aid,” and “This will be the end of Gender as we know it”.]


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22ndcenturyschizoidman asked:

Send me the link to the new saga. I am legally obligated to make an Objection of this

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Ok so its not a single post like the others but its a BUNCH of asks

I think i got it linked but im not exactly sure???

https://dont-hug-me-im-a-fander.tumblr.com/tagged/the%20how%20far%20can%20my%20object%20fuckery%20go%20saga

dont-drink-paint:
“lonesplashy:
“ Honestly why would you hide this in the notes
”
My father would, at one point, buy knives from a man with a prosthetic leg, made out of wood. Might seem strange to buy knives from a knife salesman instead of a store,...

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Honestly why would you hide this in the notes

My father would, at one point, buy knives from a man with a prosthetic leg, made out of wood. Might seem strange to buy knives from a knife salesman instead of a store, but this was company level and they needed a supplier of scalpels or something. Anyway, this guy would bring out a knife, show it, talk about it and then stab the knife into his thigh while continuing to hold a normal conversation. Only mentioning that he had a wooden leg once the customer jumped out of the chair in shock.

I found an Etsy seller who will turn any image into a pin badge for you. And:

A square enamel pin badge showing the AO3 symbols for male couple, explicit, finished fic, and no archive warnings applyALT

Gonna wear this baby everywhere and watch out for people giving it the startled eyes emoji. This is my new secret handshake.

that0n3teen:
“This is what you call good game design
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that0n3teen

This is what you call good game design

Game show where you watch an apology video and try to be the first to guess what the person did.

Youtuber: I’d like to address the recent-

Contestant 1: *BUZZ* Solicited nudes from minors!

Youtuber: -incident that-

Contestant 2: *BUZZ* Said a slur during a stream!

Youtuber: -occured on my trip-

Contestant 1: *BUZZ* Went to a foreign country and disrespected a holy place!

Host: Correct! Bonus points for guessing before the first ad spot!

hiddency:
“ I didn’t even look at the other options
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I didn’t even look at the other options

bishops-severed-torso:
“has anyone done this one yet
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has anyone done this one yet

If a trans woman became chess world champion, terfs would unironically go: "It's unfair, male brains are much smarter than female brains. It's well known that women are fucking stupid. #feminism"

They literally did this to a trans woman who won a game of jepoardy named Amy Schneider.

Like they unironically argued that men are "socialized to like trivia more than women" and "men are genetically predisposed to have faster reaction times than women" and other complete nonsense.

"Women are fucking stupid and inherently inferior to men" - terfs, without a single fucking shred of irony or self-awareness

its literally even fucking co-ed!!! its not like jeopardy is a fucking gendered thing!!! there were also men competing w her!!! wtf

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