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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
seraph-iel
silverhawk

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

wbicepuppy

no come back ma’am

spoookiepie

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

transmechanicus

underwater wife

delearyus

Underwater love of my underwater life

daisiewilt
beepilot

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afniel

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