Jokes: Get Your Funny On!
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“Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That’s because I’ve laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.”
“Joke’s on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.”
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I'll raise it to 18bucks an hour. So when would you like to start?"
"In 3 months," the employee replies.
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