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To get a straight answer from a politician by asianj1m in therewasanattempt

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C’mon let share a bowl of Gazpacho together

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A boss tells his new employee, "I'll give you 15bucks an hour starting today and in three months…., (self.Jokes)

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Only like this post if you'd watch Goodfellas with me😏😁 by MommyNympho in u/MommyNympho

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fuggedaboutit!

Places to live for ~$2000 with minimal crime/theft? by jobseekingstress in sandiego

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Clairemont is near UTC, i live there, there is a place to rent across the DMV in Clairemont but it gonna go fast

The tree root shaped like a woman by i_hateeveryone in mildlyinteresting

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It’s got to be a Pussy willow tree

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A man giving a long-winded speech finally says…. (self.dadjokes)

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In America 2 is bigger than 19 by Active-Ad-233 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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They will Offer some more Gazpacho!

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A man giving a long-winded speech finally says,…. (self.Jokes)

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Tight and wet baby by paulina_vga in LabiaGW

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Damnit I just licked my screen protector off

Waking up particullary horny today.. so yeah... Have a great day and check my posts today please by paulina_vga in u/paulina_vga

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Thanks! now I have a tremendous throbbing Memorial Day Boner! Have a great day

Cat burglar caught in the act sneaking out of neighbour's house by vincevega87 in funny

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A purrfect crime!

Drain Them for Me? ;) by LetsGetaPhysical77 in u/LetsGetaPhysical77

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Unzips: gonna drain it to you (sigh) again

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My girlfriend just broke up with me for being too un-American... (self.Jokes)

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A little boy came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. (self.Jokes)

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Now imagine that your cock is inside... Dont forget to upvote my posts today! by paulina_vga in u/paulina_vga

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Damnit you made me ooze

Now imagine that your cock is inside... Dont forget to upvote my posts today! by paulina_vga in u/paulina_vga

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That wiggle is an invitation for some serious balls deep pounding

Have a great day!😁 by [deleted] in u/MommyNympho

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I’m gonna have a WOOD day Thank You

Pfizer will not sell drugs for profit in poor nations by Passage-Extra in worldnews

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Of course not just triple the price in United States

Need a snack? 😈 by [deleted] in u/MommyNympho

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That’s a buffet, u/mommyNympho

Statue of Colonel Sanders at a nature walk. Complete with sunglasses and a missing hand. by super2379 in mildlyinteresting

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That’s finger licking good

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One day in artillery instruction, a colonel came to inspect our class. (self.Jokes)

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Off to work, have a great day!😁 by MommyNympho in u/MommyNympho

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Off to work with a tremendous throbbing erection in my pants! Thank You

Car set on fire by FrozenSpyda in Unexpected

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Cheech & Chong: Up in Smoke 2

That's enough swinging for today... by hellbent4metal70 in Unexpected

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Don’t tell grandma: Grandpa is a swinger

So when are they getting charged? by suckontits in PoliticalHumor

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Both love a big bowl of Gazpacho

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