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r/FollowThePunchline Lounge (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by Masol_The_Producer - announcement

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My (ex?)girlfriend just finished her 6th spool of Weed Wacker trimming line without making it to the end of the sidewalk (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by JiggerPlease

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I wish I hadn’t agreed to work a 12-hour shift. (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by Mticore

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What do you call a cat with no legs? (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by thadthawne2

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The Infected Trailer (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by EnderGamesayt

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Florida has literally been sawed off and left to drift around the world. (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by iamluciferscousin667

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A rocket scientist performed a brain surgery (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by DrGuenGraziano

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Growing up as a white kid in Hawaii is tough... (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by thomasjetfuel

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What’s the difference between nose hairs and eyebrows? (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by PolyJuicedRedHead

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What's the difference between a no parking sign and a traffic cone? (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by LiquifiedSpam

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My tinder date didn't believe in evolution. (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by thomasjetfuel

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When I said 'Do something with your life' that is most certainly not what I meant. (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by iamluciferscousin667

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It's not the day of my birth... (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by TheGrapheneMechanic

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When life gives you lemonade… (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by PolyJuicedRedHead

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Don't flush the toilet.... (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by thadthawne2

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Mom, sister and daughter are all pregnant at the same time. (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by iamluciferscousin667

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I microwaved my filet to well done. (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by iamluciferscousin667

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Hey, have you seen these new plastic-bag clips made of paper ? (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by PolyJuicedRedHead

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Though the details are now lost to history, the very first followthepunchline joke went a little something like this... (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by ToastMyEyes

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I'm generally scared when large, hairy men run at me. (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by iamluciferscousin667

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What do stormtroopers and gardeners have in common? (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by TheGrapheneMechanic

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You tell you've put too much makeup on ... (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by TheGrapheneMechanic

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I told you it would be a tight fit... (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by TheGrapheneMechanic

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A spoonful of rice doesn’t seem like much until you spill it… (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by The-Real-Joe-P

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Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, and the Burger King walk into a… (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by CowFckerReloaded

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A duck, a chicken, and a dodo walk into a Panda Express…. (self.FollowThePunchline)

submitted by CowFckerReloaded

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