Kevin Kline

Angels and Ornaments (2014)

Actors: Graham Abbey (actor), Sergio Di Zio (actor), Lewis Chesler (producer), Marci McCurlie (producer), David Perlmutter (producer), Dominique Telson (producer), Robert Vaughn (producer), Kevin Commins (writer), Stacey Hersh (composer), Alan Goluboff (director), Mark Arcieri (editor), Eric Gamache (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Family,

Dave and Pearl (2011)

Actors: Just Aaron (actor), Freddie B. (actor), Eric Conedy (actor), Spencer Glover (actor), Terrance Kendrick (actor), Phillip Wilson (actor), Terra Strong (actress), Terrance Kendrick (producer), Thomas Staples (producer), Latrisha Talley (writer), Thomas Staples (director), Spencer Glover (editor), Thomas Staples (editor),

Genres: Short,

You're Not God (2011)

Actors: Nick Afanasiev (actor), Sebashtin Alain (actor), Draza Mitrovich (actor), Natalie Ryan (actress), Nick Afanasiev (producer), Dave Silberman (producer), Nick Afanasiev (writer), Dustin Richardson (composer), Nick Afanasiev (director), Nick Afanasiev (editor),

Plot: A young couple, Amanda (Natalie Ryan) and Dave (Nick Afanasiev), witness a home invasion on the first day of their summer vacation. Instead of calling the police, Dave decides to secretly follow the burglar and teach him a lesson himself. He starts out by scratching his car and egging his house to, "balance out the universe," as he puts it. When he starts getting obsessed with this revenge scheme, Amanda disapproves, but Dave tells her that he has just one more idea on how to teach him a lesson. His plan turns into something a lot more than what he bargained for, and he learns the hard way, that it is not his job to punish anyone.

Keywords: apostrophe-in-title, burglar, contraction-in-title, directed-by-star, murder, produced-by-actor, produced-by-director, punctuation-in-title, revenge, teenager
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Short,
Taglines: Two wrongs don't make a right... Neither do two, or three, or four. If they are not your children, it is not your duty to punish them.

Carousel of God (2011)

Actors: Corey Affron (actor), Coreyadam Affron (actor), Richard Kray (actor), Angie Hobin (actress), Jonee B. Shady (actress), Rupa Upadhyay (actress), Oswald Gschliesser (producer), Oswald Gschliesser (producer), Oswald Gschliesser (writer), Oswald Gschliesser (director), Oswald Gschliesser (editor),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Carousel of God (2011)

Actors: Corey Affron (actor), Coreyadam Affron (actor), Richard Kray (actor), Angie Hobin (actress), Jonee B. Shady (actress), Rupa Upadhyay (actress), Oswald Gschliesser (producer), Oswald Gschliesser (producer), Oswald Gschliesser (writer), Oswald Gschliesser (director), Oswald Gschliesser (editor),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Naked Fear (2007)

Actors: Ronald Dunas (actor), Kevin R. Elder (actor), Dennis E. Garber (actor), Ruben Garcia (actor), J.D. Garfield (actor), Bruce Hammond (actor), Rhett Lynch (actor), John Macho (actor), Mel MacKaron (actor), Joe Mantegna (actor), Brian McCallister (actor), Clark Sanchez (actor), Matt Sanford (actor), Arron Shiver (actor), Evan Adrian (actor),

Genres: Horror, Thriller,

Quotes:

VW Van Guy: [fixing their shot out tire] Hey check this out, I think we ran over a bullet.

Dakota (2006)

Actors: Lysander Abadia (actor), Anatoli Akerman (actor), Artie Anderson (actor), Benoit Beaufils (actor), Cláudio Carneiro (actor), Antonio Drija (actor), Colin Gee (actor), Allen Humann (actor), Gonzalo Munoz Ferrer (actor), Jimmy Slonina (actor), Zoë 'Twilight' Curtis (actress), Carmen Curtis-Tausend (actress), Isabelle Maily (actress), Lorna Somner (actress), Colin Gee (producer),

Genres: Drama,

Spasm (2001)

Actors: Michael Adamthwaite (actor), Curtis Ahenakew (actor), James Ashcroft (actor), Timothy E. Brummund (actor), Mark Hoeppner (actor), Byard Wood (actor), Karly Warkentin (actress), Leslie Willson (actress), Torval Mork (producer), Scott Grey (composer), Cathi Coutts (costume designer), Cam Waldie (director), Ryan Jickling (editor), Kenneth Satterthwaite (miscellaneous crew), Koshi Satterthwaite (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: ,

Fatty Drives the Bus (1999)

Actors: Bob Ahlgren (actor), Joe Bill (actor), Blue (actor), Michael Coleman (actor), Steve Cowdrey (actor), Tony Dicosola (actor), Kyle Dolan (actor), Cliff Fox (actor), Ed Furman (actor), Phil Granchi (actor), Dan Heberkorn (actor), Eric Hoffman (actor), Peter A. Hulne (actor), Gary Jenkins (actor), Dave Adler (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: Satan's Ride on the Highway To Hell! All Aboard For Mayhem!!

Quotes:

Title Card: This is the story about how Satan changed into a Chicago tour bus guide and rose to earth in order to get the souls of people taking the tour that day because he knew the bus was going to crash and everyone was going to die and all the while he, along with everyone on the tour, were being pursued by Jesus Christ. [beat] This is a true story.

Narrator: The time is ten after six. I'm the narrator. This is Dave. [the word "Dave" appears under Dave] Let's go to hell.

Jim: Good morning, Satan. Want a donut?::Satan: Shut the fuck up.

Satan: Nobody cancels a job without notifying me. We wouldn't get where we were today, Jimmy, if we laid down every time God swang his cock around.

Satan: I, for the sake of this evil affair, shall transform! Shall transform! I, for the sake of this evil affair, shall transform! Shall transform!::Title Card: Satan is going to transform.

Bud: Hey Sam.::Sam: Hey, what's going on, Bud?::Bud: You remember last night when I said nothing ever happens around here and we never have any fun?::Sam: Yeah, I just thought you were drunk.::Bud: Well, I decided - I was - well, today I woke up and I decided we're going to the big city.::Sam: Nah, I don't like the big cities.::Bud: Come on, Sam, why not?::Sam: Bad stuff happens in big cities.::Bud: Aw, quit being a baby. What can happen?::Sam: Well, like maybe you book us on a bus tour, except the real bus tour wouldn't be there, so we'd have to go on a smaller bus with a lot of weird couples that we don't know except there'd be a girl I kinda like, then maybe the real bus driver will be there and he's a really fat guy but the bus tour guy, he's sick, so Satan takes over and he tries to get our souls throughout our trip, and he's pointing out weird things, except I've never been to the big city so I don't know if what he's telling us is true or maybe it's not true, and then you're gonna lose all your money, and then we're just gonna come on home, and the next day I'll be out here just digging holes in the dirt *again*.::Bud: Pssht, right. You're such a downer. I'm gonna go get the car.::Sam: All right.

Mamie: Oh God. Sometimes I wish I would just wake up dead.::Lana: Don't say that. We're going to have fun. Aren't we, Bridget?::Mamie: I don't remember the last time I had fun. Probably 18 years ago, before you were born.::Bridget: [who is a man in drag] Yeah we're gonna have fun, of course we're gonna have fun, it's gonna be a great time, and then after we're done seeing the sights, then we'll go out, we'll have a little dinner or something, and afterwards we'll go to a nice club, have a couple of drinks, do some dancing, maybe we'll meet some young guys, you know? That'd be nice, wouldn't it, huh? Some young hunks, some young beefcake, huh? Maybe we'll go home with one of 'em for the night, you know, maybe? Why not, I feel lucky tonight. It's been a long time since I been with a man, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, this could be my night. Yeah, after all, look at me, I'm a fabulous looking broad, huh? Yeah, with my beautiful hair and my pearls and my fantastic figure, huh? Yeah, it'll be nice.::Lana: You're so beautiful and glamorous, Bridget. You're so glamorous. You never have any trouble meeting men.::Mamie: I had a man once - Frank Gherkin. Oh god, he did me wrong. He took my love. [walks out of the room]::Bridget: Don't pay any attention to your old lady. She's just bitter, all right? You and I, we're gonna pick up a couple of guys on this trip if it kills us, huh?::Lana: I wouldn't mind meeting a nice boy.::Mamie: [walks back into the room] Lana, are you bothering Bridget again?::Bridget: She's bugging the shit out of me!::Lana: No I'm not, I was just...::Mamie: How many times have I told you not to bother my friends? How many times must I tell you to stop bothering Bridget? How many mornings must I awaken to the searing pain of the reality of your existence?::Lana: I'm your daughter. That was rather mean.::Mamie: You suffocate any breeze of joy that could possibly waft through the shuttered windows of my soul.::Lana: Hey, that remark was pretty harsh.::Mamie: Your birth is the life sentence I receive for the crime of loving the wrong man. You are my warden, my jailor, my executioner.::Lana: Oh, now that one hurts me a great deal.::Bridget: What are we arguing about, girls? Let's go to the big city and have some fun, all right, eh?

Mrs. Zodsworth: Oh... our beautiful home.::Mr. Zodsworth: I remember when all you could see was barley, and giant lizards roamed the earth.::Mrs. Zodsworth: That wasn't here. That was somewhere else.::Mr. Zodsworth: [checks his watch] Let's go to the city.

Narrator: Now we know the people on the bus, and it's up to Satan to get their souls. Y'know, Dave, Indians lived here before the White Man slaughtered them. Now all that's left is the totem pole.::Narrator: [thinks to himself] Hmm, I wonder if it would fit up my ass.::Title Card: Ass

Lana: Mom, wouldn't it be great if I met someone and fell in love on this trip?::Mamie: I think it would be wonderful if on this trip you fell into a hole... a very deep hole.::Lana: That was the kind of remark that I'm gonna have to work to get over.::Bridget: Hey, girls, we're in Chicago, I'm beautiful, fuggadaboutit.

A Good Thing Going (1978)

Actors: Peter Adams (actor), Paul Bertram (actor), Miles Buchanan (actor), John Hamblin (actor), John Hargreaves (actor), Chris Haywood (actor), Ray Marshall (actor), Bunney Brooke (actress), Beth Buchanan (actress), Jo Buchanan (actress), Simone Buchanan (actress), Buffy (actress), Tina Bursill (actress), Connie Hobbs (actress), Veronica Lang (actress),

Genres: Drama,