Late Night
“Saturday Night Live” opened its show this week with “live” coverage of the celebrity trial that is consuming America.
“It almost feels like maybe we shouldn’t have let the host of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ pick three Supreme Court justices,” the late-night host joked.
“The guy who named his kids Roman numerals will make sure they don’t do anything foolish,” joked the late-night host.
The Oscars co-host sat down with “Late Night” host Seth Meyers and lamented the recent revelation that the Supreme Court is planning to strip women of their bodily autonomy.
The “Late Show” host—a devout Christian and Sunday school teacher—called out a number of conservative justices for lying about Roe during their confirmation hearings.
“It doesn’t even look like an actual human body. It looks like one of Jeff Dunham’s puppets,” cracked the “Late Night” host.
The “Last Week Tonight” host didn’t hold back on the man running for re-election as L.A. county sheriff while facing corruption allegations and targeting a journalist.