Famous quotes by Matthew Perry:
"I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her."
"Actually, as a kid I wanted to be a tennis player, but I wasn't good enough, so I became an actor. Since then, I've just been lip-locking with gorgeous babes. So, let that be a lesson to all you little tennis players out there."
"I was the coolest guy of the non-cool crowd."
"I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time."
"I love the idea of "the one" but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing."
"I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not."
"He's the guy [Chandler] everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing."
"If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible."
"I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months"
"After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked."
"I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album."
"I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year."