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Apr 26, 2018

“They’re passionate preachers. They’re both students and teachers. And for the first time in its 51-year history, Bethel Seminary’s Omark Preaching Competition finalists are all women.” 🙌🏻

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Bethel University

@BethelU

· Apr 25, 2018

For the first time ever, @BethelSeminary's Omark Preaching Competition recognizes three women as finalists. Meet Stephanie Fedor, Caitlyn Stenerson, and Ali Tonnesen: ow.ly/o1yP30jGdQJ

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Catharine

@coffeecatharine

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hello just your neighborhood gal dropping in to say lust is not getting turned on, thinking someone's hot, learning about sex, thinking about sex, wanting to have sex, or having sexual thoughts pop into your mind

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The Book of J.R.R. Jokin

@joshcarlosjosh

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Did you see that?? The woman there! No? What??

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Well, time to post it in QT and also in

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The Book of J.R.R. Jokin

@joshcarlosjosh

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Dear ladies, There is no reason whatsoever for you to post pictures of your old mansion, the upstairs nursery or anything similar—ever. Not to document your recovery. Not to show the yellow wallpaper. Not to ask if anyone else sees the woman trapped behind it. -Your Brothers

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@JortsTheCat

Feb 8

Oh wow I bet there are also stark racial divides on how cheese possession is addressed by the criminal justice system. Oh wait

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Politics Insider

@PoliticsInsider

· Feb 7

NYC Mayor Eric Adams says it's hard to tell the difference between a person 'hooked on cheese' and someone 'hooked on heroin' businessinsider.com/nyc-mayor-eric

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Tried matcha for the first time. I liked it? I think? It sort of tasted like marshmallow and grass?

Feb 8

I want a study on why the women have a better success rate of choosing a lasting partner 👀

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HuffPost

@HuffPost

· Feb 7

“The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” have a mere 16% and 33% success rate, respectively. Yet no matter the gimmicks, countless crises or the amount of love-bombing and trauma dumping the franchise invokes, fans are still watching. huffpost.com/entry/bachelor

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Matt Smethurst

@MattSmethurst

It is far more important to know how people are in our congregations than how many people are in our congregations. —

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Marissa Jensen

@M_Jensen23

It is true that the Bible's commands about sex have been twisted to oppress women and prioritize male desires. It is also true that our culture's ideology of sex has been designed to oppress women and prioritize male desire. Don't run to one to escape the other.

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Hannah (From The Vault)

@HannahBo_Bannah

I hope we can all agree that porn is in fact…bad… and not even just from a Christian perspective

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Tim Amor

@TimAAmor

Christianity is a rebellion built on hope.

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Bekah Mason

@bekahmason

· Feb 7

: There’s a lot of pushback from evangelicals about spiritual or covenant friendships, chosen family, and celibate partnerships, typically using the accusation that they’re trying to create celibate marriages, as if marriage is the only type of committed relationship.

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Hey Minneapolis, are just all pretending like we’re not seeing the billboard about Dave Ryan? Like, we’re not even going to talk about it?

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Kristina Hart

@edgykristina

· Feb 7

You’ve heard of catfished but have you heard of hatfished? Yup, single ladies know it

I held on to my (filled) prescription for three weeks before a Christian leader shared with me that they took it. It felt like permission despite stigma. If you need permission: take your meds. See a counselor. It’s a sign of great faith in a God who heals through many means.

Medicine is a good gift from a good God to restore our bodies back to what they were created to do. Signed, This pastor, who took Lexapro to manage anxiety and depression while pastoring in a pandemic

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Natalie (she/her)

@natgrace79

· Feb 6

Saw a tweet that broke my heart. Someone conflicted over whether or not a Christian could take anti-depressants. This anti-medicine teaching destroys lives.

Jen Gumbel

@jgumbel

The “January 6th is not insurrection” and “the Confederacy was virtuous” is a damn overlap.

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Wendy Rogers

@WendyRogersAZ

· Feb 5

Why do they hate him so much? He was a devout Christian and a man of honor.

You ever put on a pair of jeans that fit great in the morning, but then you eat carbs and you just

“Politics should not decide if we should rise to be Your hands and feet. Fill our hearts with Your compassion as we hold to our confession.”

“Open up our eyes so blind that we might find the mercy for the need.”

Solution by Hillsong is an absolute anthem.

Carissa Is Going Through It.

100% want this.

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@CarissaCaples

· Feb 6

STOP TELLING MEN "WOMEN DON'T WANT FLOWERS, CARDS, AND CHOCOLATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY." YES WE DO. SOME MAY NOT BUT I DO. STOP DERAILING THINGS!!

Took Maggie to my office quick to grab stuff to pulpit fill tomorrow, and I thought you all should see that I taught her “go left” and “go right” as a puppy. It stuck.

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Sarah Finlay

@sarahliz2018

· Feb 5

This is a meme checkpoint: post the last meme saved. twitter.com/kirkmccall68/s…

This. Want to understand why victims drop cases or offer plea deals? It’s not because the crime wasn’t that bad, or they were lying, or *insert reason here*. It’s because they don’t want to spend one more day having to go through the trauma of the legal system.

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Jason Samuel

@Jason_Samuel

· Feb 5

Replying to @stenersonMN

I found that due to the length of time between reporting and the actual trial, it becomes unreasonable for victims to endure the criminal justice process. That made prosecuting domestic violence and sexual assault incredibly difficult.

We can’t have a discussion about why women don’t report without talking about how demeaning, probing, exploitive, confusing, and expensive it is to have to engage in the legal process as the victim of a crime.

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We’ve been in the pandemic long enough for me to get in shape and out of shape again.

Feb 4

Never thought a Late Show clip would have me feeling all the feelings, but here you go:

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The Late Show

@colbertlateshow

· Feb 4

.@DUALIPA shows off her interview skills and asks Stephen about his faith and his comedy. #LSSC

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