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Just some lesbo who says crazy things sometimes.
🇺🇦Lex • 22 • They/She🇺🇦
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Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I’m so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem
I don’t know
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hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common
resealable
I have no idea why this made me laugh out loud as hard as it did.
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Smuggling a glass of milk into a movie theater under your shirt but by the time you take it out it’s warm because you kept it under your shirt and you take a sip of it and fall asleep
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girl help i’m seeing wildly inaccurate characterization of my faves via the incorrect quote format
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Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game
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Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more
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And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏
Uh Oh
I got a bad feeling about this
You and me both Rainbow Dash
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autism isn’t contagious anyways come closer
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