[image id: an edited tweet from “Jonny Harker, ALC” (@jharkrealestate) reading “Uber driver kept getting out of the carriage to chase a blue flame and then got back in and continued as if nothing happened. Still gave him 4 stars (I’m not an animal) but is this normal in the Carapathians?” Accompanying is an edited screenshot from the Uber app, showing the driver, “Drake”, a man in a top hat and dark sunglasses with a 4.8 star rating and the calèche in silhouette. The tweet is dated May 5, 1893 and was made on Twitter for iTelegraph. end id.]
[ID: a tweet from @/posthuman. It reads, “Remember, if you buy an album from bandcamp, it’s around the financial equivalent to the artist of you streaming their music every day for 3 years.” /end ID.]
bandcamp fridays 2022 are coming soon!! if you buy from artists on friday march 4th, april 1st or may 6th, they will get all of the earnings from sales (as opposed to the usual 80%). support ur local independent artists ^^
Had no idea Dracula Daily was a thing and just assumed the collective tumblr hive mind decided English realtor Jonathan Harker was the little meow meow du jour for no reason at all
2018: you wake up one morning to discover that one of your mutuals has started posting almost exclusively about kpop
2022: you wake up one morning to discover that most of your dash and apparently nearly every active user on tumblr has started posting about their best friend jonathan harker having the weirdest trip of his life on his way to transylvania to visit count dracula. yeah that one.
