How many Jains does it take to change a light bulb?
1, who turns it on, finds everthing worthless & walks into the jungle for enlightenment.
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“Dear President Vladimir Putin, I’m so sorry I was not your mother. If I was your mother you would have been so loved”
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Imran, to himself:
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Imran Khan Niazi is still in Moscow. He can’t cut short his visit and infuriate Moscow. He can’t continue his visit as normal and infuriate Washington. Lose-Lose situation
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POK me R add kar do Pakistan usse apne aap chhod dega.
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Ek taraf Russian, aur dusri tarak Unkrainian, for experiments with truth?
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Aaj Bapu hote toh kya karte?
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they want states to be powerful only till they are not in centre...otherwise they have history of apllying president rule on paltry issues
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Govt (Indian Embassy) had put an advisory almost 10 days ago.
These guys talk about responsible opposition, they are not.
They talk about Union Of India where states should have unlimited power, but what have the states under Congress done for students?
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I am getting SEVERAL calls from parents whose kids are stuck in #Ukraine ! The govt of India knew about the #RussiaUkraineConflict yet has done very little to rescue our fellow citizens specially studying Medicine from #Ukraine !
#UkraineCrisis
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Congtards: There's a possibility that I can create panic in an already chaotic situation, and I won't be a true Congressi if I didn't take that opportunity.
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I am getting SEVERAL calls from parents whose kids are stuck in #Ukraine ! The govt of India knew about the #RussiaUkraineConflict yet has done very little to rescue our fellow citizens specially studying Medicine from #Ukraine !
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Dumbheads like you are only confused..but they are clear.
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"Hindu bigots" but Terrorists have no religion. Waah re loduchand. Kal se laga hua hai bokachoda mentions mein. Better hoga ki dafa ho, warna block karna hee padega.
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These are done by terrorists, not by regular Indian Muslims. The fact that you Hindutva bigots take these as excuses for spreading hatred and violence against millions of regular Indian Muslims across the country is awful as f*ck. You need to be ashamed of yourselves.
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Why won't a staunch Jain go down on a woman?
A true Jain won't eat anything with egg in it.
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Pencho, kya soch raha tha banda? Hitler ki pic laga dunga, toh UN jaagega? Bsdk, vo pichhle 75 saal se so rahe hain, and issue some statements just to be able to justify their fat-checks.
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Itna chutiya virtue signalling woke toh apna Kohli bhi nahi bana ab tak. Gajab woke chutiye log paale huye hain SM strategy handle karne ke liye duniya waalon ne!
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You can also send your memes/art/poetry/music to us. We will post them. #TheKashmirFiles releasing worldwide ONLY in THEATRES on 11th March.
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Aptly memefied...
@AnupamPKher @vivekagnihotri @AdityaRajKaul @kpnewschannel @RootsInKashmir @Iyervval @ashokepandit #TheKashmirFiles #KashmiriPandits #KashmirFiles
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Jab koi politician ya IAS aisi baatein karta hai, toh dukh hota hai. You are/were of this very system, sir, all in the name of secular fabric of India.
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Wow! So secular @ECISVEEP
- a polling booth for facilitating burqa and hijab Jihad
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And that too by manipulation of judiciary. They are legally harassing a poor western indologist for her ability to fantasise indian history as she likes. Damn.
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Dear Ukraine, try this. Thank me later
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RT if it took you more than 10 seconds to figure out M2L2
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Hey Brunooo. M2L2 and STFU twitter.com/macaesbruno/st…
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I really don’t think his “what a time to come to Moscow, so much excitement” is going to be well received in Ukraine or the West. But always good to see Im the Dim in full flow making a complete ass of his country’s foreign policy
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#Pakistan PM @ImranKhanPTI overjoyed that Vladimir Putin is both 1) changing the channel from #SanctionPakistan to #SanctionRussia, and 2) formalizing a policy of invading and occupying neighbours: #Afghanistan & #Ukraine. twitter.com/anasmallick/st…
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Hey , now is your time to shine. Forget the Russia-Ukraine, and tweet about how Audrey is being bullied by a RW writer/historian in India
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BREAKING: Delhi High Court orders Twitter to take down defamatory tweets by Audrey Truschke against Vikram Sampath within 48 hours
@vikramsampath @raghav355
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😂 China is not the country with maximum people having 'no religion', it is India.
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The 8 arrested accused have no religion; that religion (Islam) teaches peace, they must be excommunicated, they have disturbed peace. Their religion is that of a killers' religion: Karnataka Home Minister Araga Jnanendra
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Father of his colleague Srinivasan Jain who was Ambassador to South Africa criticized it and shamed India openly and his channel NDTV joined in. As a reward his owner Sonia Gandhi gave traitor Mr Jain Padmabhushan award.
We don't forget mr "We can breathe now" #NDTV
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You have to think back to the Vajpayee government’s decision to become a nuclear power in 1998.
Critics had asked “Why??”
That question has been decisively answered.
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Sabhi ko Vishwaguru ban-na hai ek din. 🙏🙏
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Same to same WHO ke Tedros waali playbook chal rahi hai.
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Saddest moment of my life, says UN Secretary general after UNSC meet
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There is a difference, as per Sanjukta. Since Chopping, beheading etc. are all Essential Religious Practice, so they are being civil.
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Peacefulness of Peacefuls prevails, as always.
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Dileep Magalimane badly injured, Harsha killed, and now school teachers and principals are being openly threatened in Karnataka for not allowing burqas inside premises. This, when they are only following orders
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RahulG: Tu meri taraf ya uski..
INC Leaders:
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It was unfathomable a few years back to the then ruling government elite that the poor too would use or even want to use LPG.
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Has Rana Ayyub started asking Donation for Ukrainian Victims?
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We've finally found a good reason for NFTs to exist.
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Trying to create a mahol so that BJP voters get complacent and chill out on the voting day. Old strategy rehashed!
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Like I said, Ajit Anjum is a BJP plant in the media.
56 inch
Chanakya
56D Chess
is the rox!
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Based on the 5 videos I have watched this past week and his ability to find only Pro BJP/Modi/Yogi people, I am convinced that Ajit Anjum is a BJP agent.
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कोर वोटर, डेडीकेटेड वोटर, फिक्स्ड वोटर.............
ये सब आपने सुना होगा, ब्रेनवास्ड वोटर देख लीजिए...राष्ट्रवादी लोग ऐसे ही होते हैं।
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गज़ब की धुलाई की है अजीत अंजुम की..
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गज़ब की धुलाई की है अजीत अंजुम की..
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I'd have tweeted, "Chal chhaiya chhaiya chhaiyaa chhaiyyaa.." but music is haram :(
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It Happens Only in #India 
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This is so catchy!
(I think I finally got that black-tent song out my head)
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Jinki party ke leader ka naam Stalin ho, unko kuchh bhi kehte 2 baar sochna nahi chahiye waise?
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#TNGodseRow
We're in a secular country, we revere Mahatma Gandhi. Is she (Uma Anandan) going to apologize for her statement (supporting Godse)?: @saravofcl
"I don't owe Saravanan or anybody any explanation", @umaanandansays responds.
@thenewshour AGENDA | @PadmajaJoshi
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Woohoo! Ye 'Pfaizel' ke pichhwade mein sar ghusa ke baithne waale Acorn aur ThePrint ko kaahe chhod diye re bhai?
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[BREAKING] In a 100 CRORE defamation case filed by BHARAT BIOTECH, Andhra Court ordered taking down of 14 articles on @thewire_in and restrained
1)THE WIRE
2) Siddharth Vardarajan
3) SR Bhatia
4) M.K. Venu &others
From publishing DEFAMATORY articles relating to @BharatBiotech
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