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Antarctica Set To Drown Louisiana Dead By 2100, So There's A Good Reason To Drink
wonkette.com - Evan Hurst
Sad news about the global warming hoax, you guys. Turns out that the liberal scientists are so committed to their big lie that they're going to go …
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Ted Cruz's Grubby, Foreign-Born Hands Feeling Spanky Again
wonkette.com - Evan Hurst
Still nope. Hey look, it's another person who hates Ted Cruz and his creepy, punchable face. Apparently there was a youngun' in attendance at a Cruz …
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This Pastor Wants To Show You His Penis At Target To Prove Other People Are Predators
wonkette.com - Evan Hurst
Stranger danger, y'all. Oh look, it's another TOTALLY NORMAL REACTION to how Target has issued a policy that says people can use whichever restroom …
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Speaker Paul Ryan Finally Letting Donald Trump Have His Way With Him
wonkette.com - Evan Hurst
We don't accept him without face hair, nope. Poor pitiful House Speaker Paul Ryan! He's supposed to be the sane Republican savior to herd all the …
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Tales Of Restaurant Employees Who Failed Spectacularly
wonkette.com - C.A. Pinkham
ViaWikimedia CommonsWelcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got …
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Fox News Can't Believe Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Not Terrified Of Lady Soldiers
wonkette.com - Evan Hurst
On the left, Stuart Varney, who is scared of girls. On the right, the dude who killed bin Laden. Good news! Ladies are now officially allowed to go do …