Audio Recording Reveals Kevin McCarthy Maybe Sorta Kinda Perhaps Totally F*ckin' Full Of Sh*t

Yesterday, Wonkette wrote about the New York Times excerpt of the new book by Jonathan Martin and Alex Burns, This Will Not Pass, which reported that a solid handful of times after January 6, Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy at least considered being patriots and standing up for America, instead of being garbage cowards. Specifically it reported that McCarthy was going to push Trump to resign, but then didn't, because bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk.

In that excerpt, McCarthy issued the standard denials, but we didn't pay much attention to them, because fuck off. But then he spent a lot of yesterday protesting and denying.

Then Rachel Maddow dropped this tweet:



Oh.

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Mitch McConnell And Kevin McCarthy Almost Stood Up For America After Jan. 6, Decided To Be Cowards Instead

“The Democrats are going to take care of the son of a bitch for us." That's the line Politico Playbook is using as its headline this morning, and it is reportedly a quote from Mitch McConnell just after the January 6 attack Donald Trump incited on America. It comes from a new book, This Will Not Pass (Wonkette cut link) by Jonathan Martin and Alex Burns, and you can read an excerpt in this morning's New York Times.

The gist is that there was indeed a brief moment when McConnell and House GOP leader Kevin McCarthy were thinking about maybe doing the right thing and standing up for America, but then they didn't, because they are cowards.

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Fake Democrat Tulsi Gabbard Shares Fake Concerns About ‘Parental Rights’ With Her Fox News Buddies

Known homophobe Tulsi Gabbard had mostly closeted her contempt for the LGTBQ community when she was running for the Democratic presidential nomination. After her sham campaign ended and she left Congress, she’s officially out and shameless. She declared her support for Florida’s repulsive anti-gay legislation last week.

PREVIOUSLY: Tulsi Gabbard Pretty Sure 'Woke Sexual Values' Cause Low Reading Scores. She Just Knows This.

What was especially sickening was how Gabbard co-opted pro-gay rhetoric from the past: "Now, government has no place in our personal lives, government has no place in our bedrooms.” She added: “Parents are the ones responsible for raising their kids and instilling in them a moral foundation, not the government."

Of course, she doesn’t condemn Republicans who’ve passed laws banning gender affirming care for children, even with their parents’ approval. The Florida Department of Health, under the inept ministrations of Joseph Ladapo, passed similarly cruel guidance today. These are also “parental rights’ issues,” but it’s obvious that Republicans only care about the rights of bigots to be assholes to kids.

Gabbard is a regular esteemed guest on "Tucker Carlson’s White Nationalist Playhouse,” but she also appeared on Sean Hannity’s show Tuesday night for a Democrat-bashing session. Fox News still identifies her as "Democrat" when she’s more like one of those “double agent” Transformers that not a true Autobot or Decepticon. It just goes where the money is.


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Call This Michigan State Senator A Groomer Again. She Dares You.

Welp, here is your viral video of the day! It is from Democratic Michigan state Senator Mallory McMorrow, and as she explains in this thread, she is pissed off.

As we've been documenting, rightwingers all have these super-weird erections right now over calling people "groomers," they are so fuckin' excited. They do this every time they have a new buzzword they've all agreed to say, they just say it over and over and over again. A few months ago it was "Let's Go Brandon!" They all screamed it at each other every five seconds, each and every time laughing at the joke like it was the first time they ever heard it. These days, they're inspired by QAnon conspiracy theories about Democrats being secret pedophiles, and they're combining that with their desperate (and well-founded!) fears that they can't even control whether their own kids end up being LGBTQ. Therefore, they're calling everybody who's standing in the way of their desires to turn America into a fascist theocratic Christian dictatorship "groomers."

In six months, they'll have moved on to some new buzzword. Maybe they'll combine the two and all the Republicans' midterm slogans will be "Let's Groom Brandon."

That'd be weird.

But anyway! Mallory McMorrow!

As she explains, some fuckhead piece of shit Republican state senator named Lana Theis decided to use her name in a fundraising email and accuse her of being a groomer. So McMorrow stood up to tell Theis what ring of hell she's invited to live on. It's a really good video. And we don't mean that the way the liberal internet is sometimes like "OmG mu$t cLicK u Go GirRL!" We mean it for real. It's a good video. She's angry.

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Religion

This Florida Atheist's Bible Banning Petition Is Goddamn Delightful

Florida, as we all know, has gotten real book-ban happy lately. They've banned piles of math books, they've banned a children's book called "Everywhere Babies" for reasons even the books authors are not sure about, tons of Young Adult Fiction and pretty much anything they've decided mentions racism, sexuality, gender or teaches kids social skills and empathy ("Social Emotional Learning" is the new thing they are upset about). The goal, it seems, is to just ban everyone under 18 from reading any book but the Bible and the collected works of Michael and Debi Pearl.

However, a wrench has just been thrown in that plan. Atheist activist Chaz Stevens has sent a delightful letter to Miami-Dade County asking that the Bible and any book mentioning the Bible be banned on the exact same grounds people want to ban all of the other books.

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Mommyblogging

Don't Know What You Got Till It's Gone!

Like Wonkette. If we were gone, you would have a VERY BAD SAD.

A week ago, Bitch magazine announced it was hanging up its fishnets and combat boots after 25 goddamn years of beautiful, inclusive, intersectional feminism, culture, and theory. Autostraddle, itself beloved, had this to say:

"But, that’s the thing, indie media is always hanging on by a thread. I wish that more people would believe it when we (us, Bitch, whoever else) say over and over that without reader support, we will go away. I almost always have their magazine on my counter, an article open in one of my tabs, the words of their writers in my head. This is an incredible loss, and I think, it might be a loss that we didn’t have to see.”

When I noted that paragraph in tabs, you took note, and a lot more of you sent us money than on a typical day. But a lot fewer of you are sending us money than on any typical day a couple of years ago. You're bummed about inflation maybe! You are having economic Unmarvelous Mrs. Malaise!

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Right Wing Extremism

'Oppressed Conservative' Arrested For Threats To Bomb The Dictionary

He previously threatened to decapitate a DC Comics writer over 'Gay Superman'

Last October, Merriam-Webster was forced to shut down their offices in New York City and Springfield, Massachusetts for several days after receiving violent bomb threats and death threats from someone who was very upset about the way the dictionary defined several sex and gender-related terms. That someone turned out to be 34-year-old Jeremy David Hanson of California, who was arrested this week and charged, federally, with one count of interstate communication of threats to commit acts of violence. Really, really horrific acts of violence.

In the dictionary's online comment section for the term "female," Hanson wrote:

It is absolutely sickening that Merriam-Webster now tells blatant lies and promotes anti-science propaganda. There is no such thing as “gender identity.” The imbecile who wrote this entry should be hunted down and shot.

And under "girl," he wrote:

The moron who created this fake definition should be hunted down and shot. I am sick and tired of these cultural Marxists denying science and destroying the English Language. Merriam-Webster headquarters should be shot up and bombed. Boys aren’t girls.
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