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Evan Hurst
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managing editor, Wonkette. I make dick jokes about things that matter.
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Here’s something they know that enrages them:
Kavanaugh, Gorsuch and Barrett will never make history for inspiring anyone. They’re making history for being on the most illegitimate Court in history. But they don’t inspire anyone.
RBG did. KBJ will.
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They want to go so hard on this that Jackson ends up with an asterisk next to her name just like Kavanaugh has, and just like Barrett and Gorsuch have due to the timings of their nominations and the president who made them.
Never. Gonna. Fucking. Happen.
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Don’t get confused: , , and the rest of the Child Porn Caucus are doing this because decent Americans refused to shut up and smile while they put a credibly accused white male sexual predator on SCOTUS.
That’s it.
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Pretty sure Ketanji Brown Jackson regrets that this entire hearing is being reduced to whatever cherrypicked dingleberries , chair of the Child Porn Caucus, is pulling out his ass
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That’s Josh Duggar, convicted child porner.
KBJ sentences these people. poses for pictures with them.
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John Cornyn, basically: How can gay abortions even be a right if they're not specifically listed in the Constitution!
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He is a very serious person
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I can't get over the fact that Ted Cruz yelled at Montana airport employees "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" and they had to call the cops on him because he was so pissed that he was missing his flight back to DC to ask Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson if babies are racist
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Pretty sure just said he learned how not to hate Ted Cruz from .
If anybody could teach us to act with such grace, it’d be she.
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Ted Cruz and Mike Lee and John Kennedy are VERY MAD they might not have gotten some very interesting information about child porn rulings until LITERAL HOURS after Democrats got it.
These are very serious and healthy and normal men.
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KBJ, basically: Senator , the article you're mischaracterizing from when I was in law school is in the record and people can read it for themselves. So is the child porn case you're bizarrely obsessed with.
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HAWLEY: Blah blah blah words. Is my understanding of this thing that's integral to my smear campaign correct?
KBJ: Not remotely.
HAWLEY: I rest my case!
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Good god what a pig
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Josh Hawley, Tom Cotton, Ted Cruz and Marsha Blackburn are going to make this so weird
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Here, let these assholes break your brain
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You guys Maggie Habes found some emails to write about. Didn't tweet the important part of the story, where it basically admits there's no case here.
But, but, EMAILS!
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Reposting w correct date - Via
@nytimes colleagues, a deep dive into the Hunter Biden investigation, including that the emails released in late 2020, and characterized as possible Russian disinformation by some, were authentic nytimes.com/2022/03/16/us/
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I need every person with functioning gaydar to watch this video plz
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You didn’t research shit, seditionist
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I’ve been researching the record of Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, reading her opinions, articles, interviews & speeches. I’ve noticed an alarming pattern when it comes to Judge Jackson’s treatment of sex offenders, especially those preying on children
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'They can't make a red line in other countries, RACHEL.'
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I spent the last week figuring how the American far-right became obsessed with "Ukranian biolabs."
I learned two things:
1 — The right really is warming back up to Putin.
2 — The origins of this specific conspiracy theory are dumber than you’d ever imagine.
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I don’t have an older sister, but I definitely had older theater friends.
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This is approximately how it happened for me. was involved. Also . Bunch of
BAM! I got the gay.
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Kids don't turn queer because a teacher told them queer people exist. They turn queer because their older sister's best friend gave them Ani DiFranco's first two albums on cassette. Everyone knows this.
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