Nine-Tenths of the Law (2011)
Actors:
Aza Allen (actor),
David Daskal (actor),
Marc Fajardo (actor),
Jus Riddick (actor),
Dante Swain (actor),
Tessa Babcock (actress),
Grace Lee (actress),
Keisha Tucker (actress),
Evan A. Baker (producer),
Justin Bloch (producer),
Brooks Smith (producer),
Evan A. Baker (writer),
Marc Simone (writer),
Brooks Smith (writer),
Lalith Adibhatla (composer),
Genres:
Comedy,
Short,
Quotes:
Father Corbin: Do you understand forever?::Kokabiel: Do I understand forever? I've been ripping humans' heads off and defecating down their throats since eons before your ancestors began sprouting genitals!
Abraxis: Skip the genetalia and defecation and start at the beginning.::Kokabiel: In the beginning, there was swirling chaos and the piping of formless servitors!::Abraxis: Of the Jennifer North matter!
Jenny North: And you are?::Susan: Susan, the site supervisor.::Jenny North: Oh, from all those meetings! I didn't recognize you in natural light.
Nick: So the whole park project has become?::Joe: Urban stimulation project.::Nick: Sounds more like urban depressant. It's the zoning equivalent of mixing uppers and downers.::Joe: Hell yes. Taxpayer money feeding one crazy municipal... drug metaphor.
Joe: For the record, that's when we knew that something was wrong.::Jenny North: For the record, your mother sucks cocks in hell! Your mother is in heaven. Unfortunately, angels have no genetalia, so... she's kind of bored.
Father Corbin: As corporate priest, this matter fell under my purview.
Jenny North: I will gargle your sex organs for this! Gargle them in a fashion most excruciating! Ever had you sex organs gargled by a horse demon?::Joe: Is that a threat or a promise?
Jenny North: I cannot tell a lie! I'm the fucking George Washington of Hell, bitch!
Jenny North: You quote the treaty of Ghent at me, human? I, who command twenty legions of Hell.
Moscow: Orobos has knowingly shanghaied a corporate asset, body and soul.::Jenny North: Habeas corpus, bitch.