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Rofl Indian
@Roflindian
Peak 2012 Twitter. Ageless. Hopeless. Jobless.
Joined June 2020
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I think I am wasting my life by ignoring Twitter and squandering time on simple tasks of day to day existence.
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If you want your wife to pay attention to every word you say, start whispering in your phone.
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Real joy is in planning exotic schemes of spending money when you do not even have enough with you to see you through to the next paycheque.
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Who called it a microwave oven and not a Glorified Food Warmer?
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It is always good to have a tooth cavity. You can hide an extra piece of chicken up there and chew it at leisure when the guests have gone.
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Ab tareef karun kya uski
Jiski yaad mey chhod di whiskey…
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Top Gun is nothing. Watch Dev Gn movies for real thrill.
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Kabhi butterfly banne ki chaah thi
Ab sirf cocoon chahiye…
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Kabhi mehfilon ka shor chahiye tha...
Ab sirf sukoon chahiye.
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Beer should be excluded from the list of things that you pledge to give up when you are angry with yourself.
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EMIs are nothing but packets of self pity delivered every month to remind you of your negligible worth.
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It was so hot and humid in Delhi today that I went as a chicken but came back as a momo.
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Who invented the kiss? I mean, it must have been very awkward the first time. "Hey you ape! Why the fuck are you spitting on my lips?”
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Also, a very important existential question. If you marry yourself, which side of the bed will you choose to sleep?
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Also, if you marry yourself, can you technically get a divorce from yourself and demand alimony?
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Let this be pretty clear. If you marry yourself, you’ll need to quarrel with yourself, ignore yourself and also hide your Twitter password from yourself in due course of time.
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क्यों आज नींद कम ख़्वाब ज़्यादा है?
लगता ख़ुदा का कोई नेक इरादा है…
क्या KK… ये कोई उमर था जाने का?
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The less you discuss your affairs with your spouse, the more are the chances that you’ll succeed in them ~ Aristotle.
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My prediction game is still intact.
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The IPL is far from over. But I can reliably tell you that this year, the Gujarat Titans will take the Cup.
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Am I Paul the Octopus or what?
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The IPL is far from over. But I can reliably tell you that this year, the Gujarat Titans will take the Cup.
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India's relationship with countries around the world
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Can’t understand a word of Oo antava mama song but can say that chustaru sounds something very naughty.
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Love roaming the quiet and empty streets of Twitter this late in the night. Even the dogs are asleep.
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Banaras is mechanical. Promote Hathras.
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Who called it a juicer and not Banaras?
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It’s a pity that South Indian movie stars were born much later than Newton. Or kids would have been studying a completely different definition of gravity now.
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Nothing wrong in idolising South Indian movie stars. I know someone who still worships Altaf Raja.
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Hippocratic Oath in simple words: I’ll cure her and save her life but if she ever tries to give me a fuck, I will not let that happen.
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Guy: Doc, my right elbow is stiff and hurts badly. Could it be tennis elbow?
Doc: Do you play tennis?
Guy: No..
Doc: Are you a bachelor?
Guy: Yes..
Doc: Then it could be penis elbow.
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One of the most punishing inequities of life is the inflexibility of having just two chicken leg pieces for a family of three.
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Why does it take a MILLION sperms to Fertilize One Egg..?
1) Female Ego: Rejection without Reason!
2) Male Ego: Won't Ask For Directions!
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If CRED tanks as a fintech company, they can atleast reinvent themselves as an ad agency.
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It's never the woman in a bikini who feels shy in the pool. It is the uncle with big man boobs.
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What do you call a person who migrates to a foreign land in search of a comfortable life and then ends up defending bullies and bigots back at home?
A McChutiya.
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Anand is rather a good boy. First thing he does on waking is worry about the welfare of his queen.
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Nobody else wakes up and chooses violence like Viswanathan Anand.
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