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cursed_osama by dhiadhoo in cursedcomments

[–]imanadultok 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Democat

The warehouse I work at was #1 in the company for the 1st quarter, management promised a huge reward, this was it by PuppyVomit_LLC in antiwork

[–]imanadultok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn not even the strawberry ones those are fire.

Ah yes, didn't want to utilize that service loop anyway... by blackwater-51 in FireSprinklers

[–]imanadultok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Username doesn't check out.....

Federal police in Brazil hit aircraft's wing to stop drug smugglers from flying away by Real_Joe_Mom in nextfuckinglevel

[–]imanadultok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn when I think of Brazil I think of more trees and shit.

Imagine not passing 3rd grade. by Ill_Earth8585 in facepalm

[–]imanadultok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I just know that any number adds up to are divisible by 3 it will be divisible by 3

Exp 29385 is divisible by 3 because 2+9+3+8+5=27 and 27 is divisible by 3.

Imagine not passing 3rd grade. by Ill_Earth8585 in facepalm

[–]imanadultok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same with 3....

Amber Heard appears to be sniffing cocaine in the courtroom by lai133 in PublicFreakout

[–]imanadultok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The idea is she has a bullet hidden in her tissue. Definitely plausible but I really not think she is for the fact once you do one hit you gotta do on every 5 minutes lol.

my dog is a dumb bitch by murpple in mildlyinfuriating

[–]imanadultok -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why?

me_irl by SnooCupcakes8607 in meirl

[–]imanadultok 168 points169 points  (0 children)

I (32m) my ex (44f) definitely looks older than me but not too much.

When I was getting LASIK I was in the doctor's office with the few other patients. I was a little bit nervous I don't like things fucking with my eyes. My ex looks at me and goes you'll be okay babe I love you and kissed me. When I'm nervous I make stupid jokes. So I just was like thanks Mom. She was so embarrassed she immediately left the room. To this day it is still hilarious to me.

Why are so many people now trying to pay for services in free rent? by fuzzeslecrdf in ChoosingBeggars

[–]imanadultok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck in Denver this is a great deal hmu OP tell me how I can sign up.

HMRB while i pull a flip over a dodgeball and win. by Repulsive-Wealth-378 in holdmyredbull

[–]imanadultok 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Okay. At my school we didn't have that rule but I'm a little older.

I forgot to add something important to my morning coffee by zeoos in mildlyinfuriating

[–]imanadultok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most mildly infuriating thing I have ever seen on this sub well played OP.

I don't have an award but if I did it would be for you.

HMRB while i pull a flip over a dodgeball and win. by Repulsive-Wealth-378 in holdmyredbull

[–]imanadultok 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Because you are not allowed to hit someone in the head?

Amber doing coke in the courtroom? by vickyhwh in tooktoomuch

[–]imanadultok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it definitely looks like it could be a bullet in the napkin.

it is time for peanut butter milk by jbawgs in unpopularopinion

[–]imanadultok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong sub OP.

This might be the most popular opinion I've ever heard. I'm completely down with the idea now I want peanut butter milk.

TIFU By Serving Alcoholic Dessert To Alcoholic by countmontekristo in tifu

[–]imanadultok -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I also do this with vegan foods. I have eaten non meat and non dairy, but never on purpose and never more than one bite.

TIFU by calling the neighbours kid a “fucking slut” by kballs in tifu

[–]imanadultok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's about a kid and any sex at all. Fuck that shit. It was already deleted for a reason. Just let it be gone from memory. Why does it matter what he said.

Down vote me I stand by this.

question for boob enjoyers by OppositeStruggle6462 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]imanadultok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care if it's an old biker chick. I still want to see them warning NSFW

TIFU by calling the neighbours kid a “fucking slut” by kballs in tifu

[–]imanadultok -86 points-85 points  (0 children)

First off I have no idea.

Secondly why do you care?

Just reading the last comment I don't even want to know what he said.

Who makes your Taskmaster Ultimate Lineup by seating position? by Decooker11 in taskmaster

[–]imanadultok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. David Correos

  2. Ed Gamble

  3. Mark Watson

  4. Phil Wang

  5. Rhod Gilbert

If you put a chicken's head on the ground and draw a straight line in front of it, the chicken can be hypnotized. This is an example of "tonic immobility". by EmreDoqan in interestingasfuck

[–]imanadultok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/chickenfucker

10 month old Jake meets extra large dogs for the first time by aldnnekeowoqpqp-c in Zoomies

[–]imanadultok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All he wants to do is r/petthedamncow

I have a question by StarVinnyD in Neverbrokeabone

[–]imanadultok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bones taken out by surgery are okay.

Well, we had a good run at 22 years…see y’all boys by WhickerFacker in Neverbrokeabone

[–]imanadultok 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He was worries your self esteem was as fragile as your bones.

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Look at these fragile bone people trying to find a reason for their weak ass bones. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted by imanadultok to r/Neverbrokeabone

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