Can't believe that Lord of the Rings released 20 years ago already and ALL of their wigs were still way better than any other blockbuster fantasy show today

Listen. The Picture of Dorian Gray should not be hard to adapt. Drag Ben Whishaw or Nick Hoult or somebody out of the opium dens to play Lord Henry, it's not as if we're strapped for gorgeous dissolute twinks. Kidnap 20-year-old Heath Ledger from the year 1999 to play Dorian. Summon the ghost of Pier Paolo Pasolini from Hell and tell him that if he doesn't direct another indescribably awful gay arthouse pornohorror, the fascists will win. And - this is crucial - make it gay, but in the worst way possible. I want it to set the discourse back 15 years. People should walk out of the theater asking if gay marriage should be legal.

It simply is not that difficult.

friend!

Ralph Lauren RTW FW 1995

there are two types of people

i think we should do away with age appropriateness and get children into adult literature and/or classics as early as possible so we can get rid of the plague that is ya. shove the kite runner into an 11 yr old's hands. gift a 12 year old bram stoker's dracula and tell them their parents don't want them to read it. save a life.