Animal instinct kicks into overdrive after the dog is attacked without provocation

F2madre · 2022-03-24T04:36:56+00:00

That’s what yo stupid ass gets haha

F2madre · 2022-03-24T04:12:11+00:00

I can’t remember exactly why but my wife and I were arguing about our daughters teeth and somewhere along the line she said “well by the time her 3rd set of teeth come in she’ll be okay!” With so much sass. I enjoyed watching her google it.

F2madre · 2022-03-24T01:22:23+00:00

I can’t stand you hoes.

F2madre · 2022-03-24T01:14:32+00:00

Ah there’s too many to choose from since my friends are constantly tryna “out-gay” each other. But that’s how we do it. We fight gay with something even gayer.

F2madre · 2022-03-23T21:47:14+00:00

You know what, one of my close friends has an uncle who works at a nail salon actually doing nails. I don’t think he’s gay or anything but I’m gonna ask him.

F2madre · 2022-03-23T15:06:29+00:00

Grand opening! Grand closing!

F2madre · 2022-03-23T14:30:50+00:00

Applebees is nasty af.

F2madre · 2022-03-23T13:39:18+00:00

Dude ur gonna give an anxiety attack.

F2madre · 2022-03-23T12:18:50+00:00

Chris Brown. Hope he gets clapped with a .45

F2madre · 2022-03-23T02:33:14+00:00

Still you

F2madre · 2022-03-23T02:23:54+00:00

Bitch got a mattress on the floor. HA! Lmaooooo

F2madre · 2022-03-23T01:45:29+00:00

He’s got atchaforya. One eye’s lookin atcha and the other eye is lookin forya.

F2madre · 2022-03-22T23:52:49+00:00

It’s more hard work than I imagined but very much worth it for me.

F2madre · 2022-03-22T23:00:10+00:00

Daddy’s girl huh. Same for me. Nah I don’t think I’m in that sub. But yeah man she really had my back today. She pays real good attention to detail that I feel like I can trust her the same way u got it with your daughter.

F2madre · 2022-03-22T20:27:44+00:00

Positive mentality

F2madre · 2022-03-22T19:37:53+00:00

Lil piriformis muscle pull

F2madre · 2022-03-22T19:33:29+00:00

Okay so it’s not just me. And the thing is I do roll the window down but today I had a lapse in judgement and I just wasn’t thinking it through

F2madre · 2022-03-22T19:25:29+00:00

“You wanna dance Brolio? Huh? I will rock your body with big nasty hooks, you'll be pissin' blood outta your ass.”

F2madre · 2022-03-22T19:09:44+00:00

Shit, so do I.

F2madre · 2022-03-22T18:42:26+00:00

Make it a double for my girl.

F2madre · 2022-03-22T18:40:43+00:00

Okay I gonna try this out thank you

F2madre · 2022-03-22T18:38:40+00:00

I know exactly what you’re talking about. Almost like the stylus pen that you could pull out of some phones? But yeah my car just has a key key.

F2madre · 2022-03-22T18:20:11+00:00

Jesús Christ. That is a miracle. I choked on a nickel when I was like 3-4 and my dad grabbed me by ankles and rag doll shook me until I threw it up. Saved my life.

F2madre · 2022-03-22T18:06:16+00:00

Man, thank you so much. You have no idea how much that means to me.

F2madre · 2022-03-22T17:52:40+00:00

I thought about it for a split second. I’m surprised my panic alone didn’t cause me to go through with it but my girl nailed it.

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