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[Poetry] CHESS TIP by Timmy127_SMM in youtubehaiku

[–]Joe_Shroe 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Assuming the pawns don't revolt

[Haiku] Darkest Dungeon Gameplay in a Nutshell by 0TheG0 in youtubehaiku

[–]Luke_Orlando 184 points185 points  (0 children)

I stopped playing Darkest Dungeon and started Slay the Spire instead.

Much less frustrating game. DD has far too many random outputs, unforgiving and unavoidable nonsense, and poorly communicated mechanics. At least in Slay the Spire when you're dead you KNOW when you're dead and you know why.

Someone might say, "wait, you don't like darkest dungeon for being too random, but isn't Slay the Spire ALSO random? Don't you get random cards, random room layouts, and random bad guys?"

Yes, but those are all random INPUTS. Once you get the card, you KNOW what that card does. It doesn't do between 1 and 20 damage. It deals 11. It doesn't affect the enemy 50% of the time if the enemy is bleeding, it deals half damage when the enemy is bleeding.

You can strategize and KNOW what you're doing to do once you have it, but yes it's random and you have to make the best of what you have.

Darkest Dungeon is essentially a rage game IMO, not a roguelike, since you can lose all progress on your team in two or three unlucky attacks.

[Haiku] We've all been this kid. by FordShelbyGTreeFiddy in youtubehaiku

[–]Mister_AA 3322 points3323 points 22 (0 children)

When I was a kid my mom caught me looking at a porn site and I claimed it was a popup but she clearly didn't believe me. A few days later when she wasn't looking I pulled the same site up on her work laptop and hid it behind her browser window and pretended to catch her in the act when she closed her browser and the porn site showed up on her screen. She was flabbergasted and claimed it was a popup and I was all "yeah right because that apparently doesn't happen" and she apologized for not believing me before.

I was fucking diabolical

[Haiku] Thanks, Steven by mydiversion in youtubehaiku

[–]Sexuell 48 points49 points  (0 children)

When ur costume charakter appear in a cut scene.

[Poetry] Web me up anytime by My_Names_Jefff in youtubehaiku

[–]Gadgetguy292 569 points570 points  (0 children)

I think Petey just webbed in his pants

Edit: Instead of thanking the kind stranger who gave me my first gold, I will call them a loser, but respectfully <3

[Haiku] I Knew I Wasn't Crazy by eyybobbayy in youtubehaiku

[–]Peterke1337 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Haiku] Clarkson says world's first "Yeet" in 1998?! by pengals12 in youtubehaiku

[–]Artyloo 646 points647 points  (0 children)

Traditionally, sailors would "yaet" the anchor when they got to shore, from the Old English "ýæt" which roughly means "to throw forcefully or in a definitive manner". During the Great vowel shift that occured from the 15th to the 18th century, "yaet" slowly turned into "yeet" which is the version we know of.

If you're interested in learning more, here's my source

[Poetry] You have to live it by shotguywithflaregun in youtubehaiku

[–]mcmonsoon 743 points744 points  (0 children)

[INTERIOR - GYM, DAYTIME]

A man stands behind Kyriakos kapakoulak as he prepares his lift. He watches intently. We see Kryiakos bend foward to lift the incredibly heavy bar with his forearms.

Kryiakos - "Ooooah! Fffffth......(short pause) Hep!

The man behind Kryiakos is stone-faced but impressed, he nods. Kryiakos continues...

Kryiakos - "BWEP! BWAAH!"BWEP! BWAAH!"BWEP! BWAAH!

He sets the heavy weight down, his feat completed.

Kryiakos - "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

THE END

[Haiku] Jordan Peterson as Kermit the Frog by Mr_Truttle in youtubehaiku

[–]Panadoltdv 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I am talking around it, the nature of rhetorical questions is for you to make the movement of understanding. On a personal level however this defence always annoys me because I have read Maps of Meanings when practically none of his defenders have.

If your main point is that he asks interesting questions, my reproach would be that, the that questions he asks are the same ones asked by the same theorists he condemns.

Why do people feel so alienated today? Marxs himself made this a big question and examined it from how people relate to their work. Ever wonder why video games about pretending to be some sort of worker are so popular?

How can we have knowledge from nothing, or as Peterson puts it in maps of meaning, Order from Chaos. But the description of his process from Chaos to Order has so much similarities to Hegel's dialectics without reference. I'm left wondering why not just read about Hegel which already exists in a philosophical tradition in which further discussion has already been had?

How does one get from this abstract map of meaning to our material reality? Well, that is exactly what Marx attempts to due with his own philosophy and the questions and answers he raises are then questioned and discussed by post-modern philosophers.

What's more Petersons key thesis, that meaning is generated in individuals through a universal process that is expressed to us through a universal myth, is open to critique by the big man himself, Zizek, who says the universal process in creating meaning is ideology and is intrinsic to the process that makes our subjectivity possible in the first place. And he wrote about this in the 80s.

On this note, have you noticed that once he finally did met a philosopher from the continental tradition, Zizek, that he had no interesting questions and no interesting answers. Why do you think that?

It is not that Peterson is devoid of value, it is that his ignorance devalues him.