She says,
"Hi, handsome, what do you do for a living?"
The Russian replies,
"I work for KGB."
"Cool, tell me an interesting story!"
"About me or about you?"
At age 12, success is... having friends
At age 17, success is... having a driver's licence
At age 25, success is... having sex
At age 35, success is... having money
At age 45, success is... having money
At age 55, success is... having sex
At age 65, success is... having a driver's licence
At age 75, success is... having friends
At age 85, success is... not peeing in your pants
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