Stanley (2001 TV series)
Stanley is an animated television series that was aired on Disney Junior (previously known as Playhouse Disney), based on the series of children's books written by "Griff" (as indicated on the cover of the original book), also known as Andrew Griffin. It was produced by Cartoon Pizza, and was developed for television by Jim Jinkins (the creator of Doug, PB&J Otter, Allegra's Window, JoJo's Circus and Pinky Dinky Doo) and David Campbell.
Stanley teaches a wide variety of issues preschool children face, including change, growth, rules, and dealing with others. Each episode centers on an animal that deals with or helps explain the issue Stanley is grappling with.
Junkanoo and reggae fusion group Baha Men, known for "Who Let the Dogs Out", sang the theme song for the series, "My Man Stanley".
Synopsis
Each episode shows Stanley (voiced by Jessica D. Stone) in a situation he does not fully understand. He discusses it with his pet goldfish Dennis (Charles Shaughnessy) before consulting the Great Big Book of Everything, a remarkably complete zoology book aimed at young children. By observing how an animal copes with the same situation Stanley faces, or how it can overcome a similar difficulty, Stanley learns to deal with the situation himself.
'Stanley' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Home for the Holidays (2012)
Actors: Shobhit Agarwal (actor), Rich Barnes (actor), Anita Kalathara (actress), Aubrey Morgan (actress), Anita Kalathara (producer), Nigel Tucker (producer), Christopher Underwood (producer), Anita Kalathara (writer), Christopher Underwood (composer), Chris Catanach (director), Chris Catanach (editor),
Genres: Comedy, Short,Sione's 2: Unfinished Business (2012)
Actors: Jayvan Rico Alaleo (actor), Basim Allahverdi-Gorji (actor), Dimitri Baveas (actor), Edward Clendon (actor), Gareth Courtney (actor), Sene Faleafaga (actor), David Fane (actor), Sani Fane (actor), Andy Faulkner (actor), Boban Freeman (actor), Mario Gaoa (actor), Marcus Goldfinch (actor), Chris Graham (actor), Paul Hallett (actor), Iaheto Ah Hi (actor),
Genres: Comedy,Taglines: They're five years older but are they any wiser?
Quotes:
Derek: Sole::Albert: We need to go back now [Albert, upon seeing Derek, walks opposite direction]::Michael: [Michael, recognises Derek] I know these dicks::Sefa: [Sefa looks at Albert] Hey! Aren't those the dorks you work with?::[Derek calls out to Albert]::Derek: Al-Dog!::[Albert walks back towards Sefa & Michael]::Albert: Let me do the talking ok?::Sefa: Why?::Albert: I'm kinda their boss, so I know how to deal with them?::Albert: Derek!::Derek: Derek? Who's Derek? Sole man, you know to call me by my street name outside business hours. How come you've been ducking my messages dog?::Albert: Der-I'm kind of busy right now... D-Rex hah!::[whispers to Derek]::Albert: And I'm not your boy... we talked about that!::Derek: haha... very funny Al-Dog::[Derek notices Michael]::Derek: Are you Michael right?::Michael: Yeah?::Derek: Very sorry to hear about your loss, uso! Faamalosi::[Gives Michael a big hug]::Derek: Any brother of a brother of Al-Dog, is a brother of the Adjustice!::Michael: The what?::Derek: THE ADJUSTICE! [makes an A signal]::Derek: We all work in the claims adjustment with Al-Dog!What I Did Last Summer: Caught in a Web (2012)
Actors: John Ahearn (actor), Shane Brady (actor), Valerie Marie (actor), Valerie Marie (actress), Araceli Meagher-Reyes (actress), John D'Aquino (producer), Japheth Gordon (producer), Danny Kosarin (producer), Shane Brady (writer), John D'Aquino (writer), Ryan Ackelsberg (editor), Rondell Sheridan (editor), Athena Baumeister (miscellaneous crew), Wil Ivey (miscellaneous crew), Susan Lowitz (miscellaneous crew),
Genres: Comedy, Short,Sione's Wedding (2006)
Actors: Fasitua Amosa (actor), Stephen Austin (actor), Ben Baker (actor), Geoff Dolan (actor), Harrison Fa'Atoafe (actor), David Fane (actor), David Fane (actor), Five (actor), Mario Gaoa (actor), Kelson Henderson (actor), Brett Humble (actor), Gerard Johnstone (actor), Oscar Kightley (actor), Nathaniel Lees (actor), Iaheto Ah Hi (actor),
Plot: Meet best friends Michael, Albert, Stanley and Sefa; the ladies' man, the good boy, the weird one and the party boy. They're staring down the barrel of their thirtieth birthdays, but still act as if they're sixteen; they get drunk, they chase the wrong women and they have a remarkable record of misbehaving and causing chaos at every wedding they attend. But now Michael's younger brother Sione is getting married, and everything is about to change. Sione is their boy, the kid they used to look after, who grew up while they were still partying. And to ensure his big day isn't spoiled by his boys and their idiot antics, Sione has issued an ultimatum; the guys all have to bring dates to the wedding. And not just any dates; real girlfriends, someone they've made a commitment to. They have one month. So just how hard can it be to get a date for your best boy's wedding?
Genres: Comedy, Romance,Taglines: They made one little promise, not to ruin their boy's big day... Sione is getting married, but there's a problem Join the party You're invited!
Quotes:
Aaliyah: Tyrique?::Stanley: Aaliyah?::Aaliyah: On Party Chat you said you were 6'6!::Stanley: You said you were size 14!::Aaliyah: I am!::Stanley: Your feet, maybe.Stanley: Will there be any honies there? I'm sick of sleeping with girls as big as Savai'i.::Tania: You slept with that Sasquatch?::Stanley: Yeah, she showed up. It would've been rude not to.
Albert: I have to go shopping.::Michael: Shopping for your mum?::Albert: Shopping for a hon-ay.
Sefa: What are these?::Stanley: Pants!::Sefa: Who's wearing them?::Stanley: You are!::Sefa: Correct!::Leilani: And who washes the skid marks out of them?
Stanley: [to Albert] What about Tanya? Tanya, who you work with?::Michael: I thought she's seeing someone else.::Albert: She hangs out with Derek.::Stanley: She thinks he's a dick.::Michael: So how come she's going out with him?::Stanley: She's not going out with him.::Michael: That's not what she said when I asked her to go to the wedding with me.::Albert: Michael, you asked Tanya? Are there any girls I like that you haven't asked out?::Stanley: So you DO like her.::Albert: So? She hangs out with dickwick Derek and his homeboys, he's obviously the "someone else"!::Stanley: Or, she hangs out with Derek because she's lonely, cause the dickwick she likes doesn't know she exists.::Michael: How do you know all this?::Stanley: I'm not just a pair of fancy shoes, you know.
Bolo: My name is Paul.::Sefa: Your name is Bolo until you earn the right to be called by your real name: Bolo!
Leilani: What time do you call this, Sefa?::Sefa: Bedtime?
Albert: Man, we're gonna be banned from our own funerals.
Albert: Et tu, Brute?::Sefa: What are you speaking Maori for?
Derek: T, sup girl. Sole, malo man.::Albert: Who you calling "sole"?::Derek: Hound dog in the fale.::Albert: Derek start speaking your own language, you come from Glenfield.::Derek: Sole man, I'm down. My boys growing up on my block, P.I. and proud represent. G-g-g- Gfield.::Albert: G-g-g Glenfield. Not Gfield.::Derek: Word. T, my crews hitting the Muddy Farmer after work. You up girl?::Albert: This will be your crew from the claims department.::Derek: Sole don't be a hater, be a player congratulator.
Ober (2006)
Actors: Jakop Ahlbom (actor), Loek Beumer (actor), Pierre Bokma (actor), Bert Bunschoten (actor), Aat Ceelen (actor), Peter Drost (actor), Porgy Franssen (actor), René van 't Hof (actor), Fedja van Huêt (actor), Togo Igawa (actor), Jan Jaap Janssen (actor), Waldemar Kobus (actor), Stephan Legand (actor), Kees Prins (actor), Joop Admiraal (actor),
Plot: Edgar is a waiter in a mediocre restaurant, where clients and even his mistress prove abusive, while his sick wife and criminal neighbors are no better. How bad it gets is a matter of discussion between Edgar, script-writer Herman, his meddling girl-friend Suzie and various other characters, who regularly complain to Herman, who thus repeatedly changes the script... yet never to everyone's satisfaction, least of all his own.
Keywords: abuse, adultery, affair, amsterdam-netherlands, author, baby, beating, black-comedy, bow-and-arrow, customerGenres: Comedy,
The Heidi Chronicles (1995)
Actors: Steve Blackwood (actor), Peter Friedman (actor), Tom Hulce (actor), Johnny Meyer (actor), Bruce Nozick (actor), John Saint Ryan (actor), Arthur Schimmel (actor), Coree Van Bebber (actor), Lisa Beth Allen (actress), Shari Belafonte (actress), Brandi Burkett (actress), Kim Cattrall (actress), Jamie Lee Curtis (actress), Debra Eisenstadt (actress), Joseph Adams (actor),
Genres: Drama,Quotes:
Heidi Holland: ...And that's for being so Goddamned...::Peter Patrone: ...Narcisstic? Supercilious?::Heidi Holland: No, um...::Peter Patrone: ...Sounds like?::Heidi Holland: Oh I give up!Grief (1993)
Actors: Paul Bartel (actor), Greg Bennett (actor), Craig Chester (actor), Mickey Cottrell (actor), John Fleck (actor), John Fleck (actor), Jeffrey Hilbert (actor), Shawn Hoffman (actor), Michael Now (actor), Frank Rehwaldt (actor), William Rotko (actor), Gary Stella (actor), Mike Ventre (actor), Carlton Wilborn (actor), Ian Abercrombie (actor),
Plot: We spend a week in the L.A. offices where the daytime TV show "The Love Judge" is written and produced. Jo, the show's large and loud producer, announces she is leaving the show in two weeks. Paula (driven and on Prozac) and Mark (gay and moody) compete for Jo's job. Mark, coming onto the first anniversary of the death from AIDS of the love of his life, is attracted to Bill, who claims to be straight. Meanwhile, Jeremy, a close friend of Mark's, is putting the moves on Bill. Leslie, Jo's overworked assistant, tells Mark she wants to be a writer (she even has a script written). How these relationships that combine work and friendship play out is the movie's subject.
Keywords: bereavement, gay-interest, gay-kiss, homosexual, homosexuality, independent-film, lust, male-frontal-nudity, male-rear-nudity, nudityGenres: Comedy,
Hell Hath No Fury (1991)
Actors: Donald Craig (actor), Clifford Dalton (actor), Peter DeAnello (actor), Tom Durkin (actor), Kort Falkenberg (actor), Jim Haynie (actor), John Marshall Jones (actor), Richard Kline (actor), Sam Kuglen (actor), Stephen Lee (actor), William Lucking (actor), Mark Arthur Miller (actor), Conor O'Farrell (actor), Robert Rockwell (actor), David Ackroyd (actor),
Genres: Action, Drama, Thriller,Shoot (1976)
Actors: James Blendick (actor), Ernest Borgnine (actor), Sydney Brown (actor), Leslie Carlson (actor), James Ince (actor), Peter Langley (actor), George Markas (actor), Ed McNamara (actor), Alan McRae (actor), Robert Meneray (actor), Larry Reynolds (actor), Cliff Robertson (actor), John Rutter (actor), Henry Silva (actor), Allan Aarons (actor),
Plot: When boredom, pride and a mad second of misjudgement leaves a hunter shot dead by one of five combat veterans also hunting in the Canadian hills, it is expected a police investigation will follow, but when the veterans discover the incident has not been reported, the leader of the team, Major Rex (Cliff Robertson) suspects the other party maybe plotting revenge. Convinced that he, his party, and their families will be targets themselves he decides to beat his suspected assailants at their own game, grouping together more army comrades and stocking up an arsenal of weapons for the forthcoming battle.
Keywords: bare-chested-male, based-on-novel, gun, hunting, independent-film, murder, one-word-title, revengeGenres: Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: A thriller that begins where 'Deliverance' left off.
Death of a Salesman (1966)
Actors: Stanley Adams (actor), Edward Andrews (actor), Lee J. Cobb (actor), Albert Dekker (actor), James Farentino (actor), Marc Fiorini (actor), Bernie Kopell (actor), George Segal (actor), Gene Wilder (actor), Mildred Dunnock (actress), June Foray (actress), Joan Patrick (actress), Marge Redmond (actress), Karen Steele (actress), Marvin J. Chomsky (producer),
Genres: Drama,Stanley Filmography
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1932, role: actor
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1907, role: actor
Stanley Filmography
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2001, role: actor , character name: Drunkard Man
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1988, role: miscellaneous crew
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1939, role: actor , character name: The Monkey
Stanley
Stanley is an imaginative and creative little boy who loves to make simple drawings of his favorite animals. His parents and his older brother can't see or hear the conversations he has with his talking pet goldfish, Dennis. As Stanley's closest adviser, Dennis serves as a guide who shows Stanley the life of animals through his "Big Book of Everything".
Cast
- Charles Shaughnessy
- Hynden Walch
- Rene Mujica
- Jessica D. Stone
- Ari Meyers
- Khylan Jones
- David Landsberg
- Shawn Pyfrom
- Philece Sampler
- Candi Milo
- Megan Taylor Harvey
- Lucy Hagan
- Season 1
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Episode 1: Up the Apple Tree/Kangaroo Clean-Up
[first lines - "Up the Apple Tree"]::[Stanley and Dennis are snoring when Stanley's door opens]::Sta...
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Episode 2: Daddy Pride/Show-and-Tell Shark
Elsie: What happened to playing lion with Daddy?::Stanley Griff: He went in the study and closed his...
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Episode 3: Bearly Awake/The Eagle Has Landed
[first lines]::["Bearly Awake"]::Dad: Spaghetti, Lionel?::Lionel Griff: Yes, thanks, Dad. Hey, Stanl...
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Episode 4: Watch Out for Lionels/Growing Pains
- Episode 5: Frog Legs/Who's Afraid of the Dark?
[first lines]::["Frog Legs"]::Stanley Griff: Dennis. Wake up! Wake up!::Dennis: What, what, what?::S...- Episode 6: Tiger Hunt/Monkey-Bar Business
[first lines]::["Tiger Hunt"]::Lionel Griff: [sound of camera snapping pictures] Stanley!::Stanley G...- Episode 7: Camel Commotion/There's Snow Place Like Home
[first lines]::["Camel Commotion"]::[Lionel strums his guitar and hums]::Mr. Griff: What a glorious ...- Episode 8: A Whale of a Song/Sloth for a Day
[first lines]::["A Whale of a Song"]::Stanley Griff: Thanks for the elephant pancakes, dad.::Mr. Gri...- Episode 9: Busy Busy Octopus/Honest Ostrich
[first lines]::["Busy Busy Octopus"]::Stanley Griff: Okay, Miss Elephant, you stop on the teeter-tot...- Episode 10: Dolphin Talk/Whole Lotta Snakin' Going On
- Episode 11: Platypus Problems/Rabbit Habit
[first lines]::["Platypus Problems"]::Marci: I'm gonna build the world's biggest sports complex.::Ms...- Episode 12: Savanna-Speeders!/Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
- Episode 13: Hippo Helpers/Where's Stanley
- Episode 14: Penguin Party/Leave It to Beavers
[first lines]::["Penguin Party"]::Mimi: Wow, Stanley. I never saw one of these before.::Stanley Grif...- Episode 15: The Joker/Baby Pictures
USA:29 October 2001...- Episode 16: You've Got Pigeon Mail/It's a Prarie Dog's Life
[first lines]::["You've Got Pigeon Mail"]::Mrs. Joyce Griff: I know you're upset that I'm leaving, S...- Episode 17: Remembering with Elephants/Garbage Can Bandit
- Episode 18: Snow Monkey See, Snow Monkey Do/Sick Day Stanley
USA:26 November 2001...- Episode 19: Little Dog Lost
- Episode 20: The Big Spill/Peekaboo Parrot
[first lines]::["The Big Spill"]::Mr. Griff: Stanley, time for breakfast.::Stanley Griff: Coming!::M...- Episode 21: Gorilla Sleepover/Sea Lion Slip-Up
- Episode 22: Worms at Work/Caterpillar Countdown
[first lines]::["Worms at Work"]::Stanley Griff: [kicking a soccer ball that was kicked to him by Mi...- Episode 23: In a While, Crocodile/The Color of Stanley
USA:2004...- Episode 24: Searching for Spring/Save the Blue Bird!
- Episode 25: The Pond Couple/Who's Afraid of Walter Wolf?
[first lines]::["The Pond Couple"]::Stanley Griff: [lifting something up next to Dennis's fishbowl] ...- Episode 26: A Little Squirrel Music/A Boy's Best Friend Is His Fish
[first lines]::["A Little Squirrel Music"]::Radio Announcer: You heard right, lucky listeners. The K...- Season 2
- Episode 8: Woodpecker Woes/P.U. Pup
[first lines]::["Woodpecker Woes"]::Mr. Griff: Ah. A quiet day. Just what I need to start my new com...- Episode 10: Proud as a Peacock/Dances with Flamingos
[first lines - "Proud as a Peacock"]::Stanley Griff: [yawns] Hello? Where is everyone?::Mrs. Joyce G...- Episode 12: Web Weavers/Muddy Buddies
Marci: I wish we could play in the mud all day long like pigs.::Stanley Griff: Hey, what a great ide...- Episode 17: Double-Duty Dad/Look Who's Helping
USA:26 January 2003...- Episode 29: Guess What's Coming to Dinner
USA:21 September 2002...- Season 3
- Episode 5: Living with Leopards!/A Happy Chinese New Year
USA:19 January 2004...- Episode 62: Curse of the Angry Coral/A Little Bird Told Me
USA:1 January 2007...- Season
- Episode : Doing Like Ducks/Speedy Does It
[first lines]::Stanley Griff: [pointing] Look, everybody! There it is! I can see the farm!...- Episode : No News Like Shoe News/Ladybug, Ladybug
USA:13 September 2006...- Episode : To Catch a Hamster/Pearls of Wisdom
USA:3 June 2004...- Episode : Going-Away Goose/Time to Climb!
[first lines]::["Going-Away Goose"]::Stanley Griff: Ya'ay! It's a snowstorm.::Marci: Yes, come on sn...- Episode : The Way of the Buffalo/Follow That Falcon
USA:7 June 2004...- Episode : Shell Game/Sheep and a Hair Cut
USA:7 September 2006...- Episode : Mysterious Moe/Spelling Bee Situation
[first lines]::["Mysterious Moe"]::Elsie: [bouncing a beach ball on her head] Hey, check this out. [...- Episode : A Turkey of a Thanksgiving
USA:21 November 2004...- Episode : Follow the Lemur/Zebra Jigsaw
[first lines]::["Follow the Lemur"]::Dennis: [in a mock air-traffic controller voice as Stanley make...- Episode : Me and My Pal Fish/At the Zoo!
USA:26 January 2003...
Stanley
Cast
- Buddy Hackett
- Carol Burnett
- Paul Lynde
- Johnny Haymer
- Mike Kellin
- Hope Sansberry
- Tom Pedi
- Jane Connell
- Danny Dayton
- Vaughn Taylor
- Jo Wilder
- Season 1
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Episode 1: (#1.1)
USA:24 September 1956...
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Episode 12: The New Year's Party
'Jane Connell' (qv)'s TV debut....
Matching books:
In Darkest Africa, Vol. 1; or The Quest, Rescue, and Retreat of Emin Governor of Equatoria
How I Found Livingstone
My Diary in Serbia: April 1, 1915-Nov. 1, 1915
Through South Africa
Stanley's tocht ter opsporing van Livingstone
Thomas Stanley: His Original Lyrics, Complete, In Their Collated Readings of 1647, 1651, 1657.
My Dark Companions
Instruction for Using a Slide Rule
In Darkest Africa, Vol. 2; or The Quest, Rescue, and Retreat of Emin Governor of Equatoria
My Kalulu, Prince, King and Slave
Breakaway
Before and after Waterloo
Stanley
ALBUMS
- Skylines and Rooftops released:
John Stanley
ALBUMS
Six Organ Concertos Op.10 (Gerald Gifford, Northern Sinfonia Orchestra)
Released 1996- Organ Concerto No.1 in E Major: I Vivace
- Organ Concerto No.1 in E Major: II Allegro
- Organ Concerto No.2 in D Major: I Allegro Spiritoso
- Organ Concerto No.2 in D Major: II Presto
- Organ Concerto No.3 in B Flat Major: I Adagio-Allegro
- Organ Concerto No.3 in B Flat Major: II Gavot (Allegro)
- Organ Concerto No.4 in C Minor: I Vivace
- Organ Concerto No.4 in C Minor: II Andante Affettuoso
- Organ Concerto No.4 in C Minor: III Presto
- Organ Concerto No.5 in a Major: Allegro-Adagio-Minuetto
- Organ Concerto No.6 in C Major: I Allegro
- Organ Concerto No.6 in C Major: II Rondeau (Vivace)
Born: 1712-01-17
Died: 1786-05-19
Stanley
ALBUMS
- Fusion vs. Confusion released: 1999
- Aangenaam Klassiek 1996 released: 1996
- Favourite Wedding Classics released:
- Wedding Favourites released:
Aangenaam Klassiek 1996
Released 1996- Molto Allegro uit Symphonie, No. 40 KV 550
- Romance in G voor viool en orkest
- Die Forelle
- Trumpet Voluntary
- Rondeau uit Abdelazar
- Der Gärtner
- Strijkkwartet No.12: Molto Vivace
- Premiere Courante: Seconde Courante
- Klarinetconcert, KV 622: Adagio
- Presto uit concert in F major, S 235
- Messiah: "He shall feed His flock"
- Diferencias sobre
- Prometheus: Ouverture
- Impromptu No.v3 in G major, Op. 90
- Octet Op. 103: Finale (presto)
- Elégie
- Carmen: Habanera
- La Bohème: "O Soave Fanciulla"
Favourite Wedding Classics
- Air from Suite no. 3 in D
- Air from Water Music Suite No.1 in F Major
- Adagio in G Minor
- Canon in D Major
- Bridal Chorus from Lohengrin, Act 3
- Trumpet Voluntary (The Prince of Denmark's March)
- Prélude to Te Deum
- Trumpet Tune
- Ave Maria
- Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring
- The Call from Five Mystical Songs
- Spring (1st Movement) from The Four Seasons
- Ave Maria
- Largo from Serse
- Panis Angelicus
- Wedding March from A Midsummer Night's Dream
- The Arrival of the Queen of Sheba from Solomon
- Now Thank We All Our God
- Rejouissance from Royal Fireworks Music
- Toccata from Organ Symphony no. 5
Wedding Favourites
- Air from Water Music, (Suite No.1)
- Largo
- Trumpet Voluntary
- Bridal Chorus
- Prelude to Te Deum
- Arrival of the Queen of Sheba
- Trumpet Tune
- In dulci jubilo
- Ave Maria
- Sheep my safely graze
- Antiphon (from Five Mystical Songs)
- Ave Maria
- Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring
- Panis Angelicus
- Canon in D
- Jerusalem
- Wedding March
- Now Thank We All Our God
- Toccata
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Stanley
Holloway Stanley
Miscellaneous
Albert And The Lion
ALBERT AND THE LION
from the Stanley Holloway record
There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool
That's noted for fresh air and fun
And Mr. and Mrs. Ramsbottom
Went there with young Albert, their son.
A fine little lad were young Albert,
All dressed in his best, quite a swell.
He'd a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle;
The finest that Woolworth's could sell.
They didn't think much to the ocean,
The waves they were piddlin' and small.
There were no wrecks and nobody drownded,
'Fact, nothin' to laugh at at all!
So, seeking for further amusement,
They paid, and went into the zoo,
Where they'd lions and tigers and camels
And cold ale and sandwiches, too.
There were one great big lion called Wallace
Whose nose was all covered with scars;
He lay in a som-no-lent posture
With the side of 'is face on the bars.
Now Albert 'ad 'eard about lions-
'Ow they was ferocious and wild;
To see lion lyin' so peaceful
Just didn't seem right to the child.
So straightway the brave little feller,
Not showin' a morsel of fear,
Took 'is stick with the 'orse's 'ead 'andle
And stuck it in Wallace's ear.
You could see that the lion din't like it,
For givin' a kind of a roll,
'E pulled Albert inside the cage with 'im
And swallered the little lad - 'ole!
Now Mother 'ad seen this occurrence,
And not knowin' what to do next,
She 'ollered "Yon lion's et Albert!"
An' Father said "Ee, I am vexed."
They complained to an animal keeper
Who said "My, wot a nasty mis'ap;
Are you sure it's your boy 'e's eaten?"
Pa said, "Am I sure? There's 'is cap!"
The manager 'ad to be sent for;
'E came and 'e said "Wot's to-do?"
Ma said "Yon lion's et Albert,
And 'im in 'is Sunday clothes, too!"
Father said "Right's right, young feller-
I think it's a shame and a sin
To 'ave our son et by a lion
And after we paid to come in."
The manager wanted no trouble;
He took out his purse right away,
Sayin' "'Ow much to settle the matter?"
Pa said "Wot do you usually pay?"
But Mother 'ad turned a bit awkward
When she saw where 'er Albert 'ad gone.
She said "No, someone's got to be summonsed!"
So that was decided upon.
And off they all went to p'lice station
In front of a Magistrate chap;
They told what 'ad 'appened to Albert
And proved it by showing 'is cap.
The Magistrate gave 'is opinion
That no one was really to blame,
And 'e said that 'e 'oped the Ramsbottoms
Would 'ave further sons to their name.
At that Mother got proper blazin':
"And thank you, sir, kindly," said she-
"Wot, spend all our lives raisin' children
To feed ruddy lions? Not me!"
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