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This is a normal post A big lump of high pressure indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
you should have gone out for a drive instead, much safer.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Content not available
We've restricted some content for people who aren't over 18.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was going to be a new episode.
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post My cat demonstrating the grace and poise of the feline I made this!
WAISYAPOMC
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan [archived on], Fri 14 Jan 2022, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
I too have a black cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post the connoisseurs choice

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan [archived on], Fri 14 Jan 2022, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I condone this broadcast.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Jan 2022, 10:30, Reply)
This is a link post Not sure about this one
I think it cheats
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 1:35, Reply)
This is a normal post seemed ok to me
i don't really get the adversarial thing, though. it just played like a normal game
 (ozof, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 4:37, Reply)
This is a link post The lyrics of Spiderman to the tune of Bring Him Home from Les Miserables sung by Rob Bryden


(I helped save b3ta! brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 0:15, Reply)
This is a link post Britney's 'Toxic' to the tune of 'All Around my Hat'
On a harp... and why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post shame
doesn't work very well on account of toxic being a fucking terrible song. makes me want to hear her sing all around my hat though.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 13 Jan 2022, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtPOcSChtMs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtPOcSChtMs
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You folkin folker
Boiled monkey bags expelled through my sniffer
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
Loved her expression at the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic Pauline

(Swagatha_Christie is a registered socks offender, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 9:37, Reply)
This is a link post Live online darts tournament from peoples houses
players must down a pint before before a game....Thank you Youtube algorithm
(Tivert, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:33, Reply)
This is a link post Get a sense of scale


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was really nice.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
superb
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's brill

(Sherbs, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather marvellous

(gijoel, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Clippy looks like he's got a cock

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
he's they've
 (Swagatha_Christie is a registered socks offender, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey - I knew "master/slave" was discouraged
Which I get, but I had no idea that DMZ and "hang" were problematic. Am I supposed to "stop responding the washing out"?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I naively searched for "master slave hard drive" many years ago looking for hardware confiuration info on a work network
the results were surprising...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - I wouldn't have thought twice about doing that search
However, I should have thought twice about trying to find some building materials while in the office and searching for "hardcore"!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 6:26, Reply)
This is a link post Offended by everything
Fuck 'em

*breaking*

M&S; refuse to sell Ginger Nuts
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Fucking Christ.
The world is going fucking soft.
 (Swagatha_Christie is a registered socks offender, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Thinking about it though
Do you actually give a shit?
 (benito vaselini newts, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post This does feel like the key question.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Jan 2022, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Just change them to Little Gems
Or get rid of them entirely; they’re hard and generally taste awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Midgets?

(Swagatha_Christie is a registered socks offender, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The loudest voices say they prefer 'little person'
Like they used to say disabled people preferred 'special'. If I was a midget and someone called me a 'little person' I'd smash their fucking teeth in with a brick.

OK, half a brick.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 13 Jan 2022, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
teeth knee
 (Swagatha_Christie is a registered socks offender, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=waWsj30fB8E
 (I helped save b3ta! brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post They're now HaLookAtTheWeeMidget Gems

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Achrondroplasia Gems isn't tripping off the tongue.
I'd like Vegemite to take over the Marmite brand and rename it, just to watch the outrage.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hm. not sure on how mini people will feel about this name change

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 3:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's offensive because short people are often very poor.
They struggle to put food on the table.
 (Hemipygous, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll tell you what I know about midgets
Very little.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 14 Jan 2022, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Dr Pritchard said "I'm not happy"

(Graham coxon out of blur, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Pygmy Gems?
There are pygmy pot-bellied pigs, and I don't hear the vertically challenged from the deep rainforest objecting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 13:34, Reply)
This is a link post I think I know what I'm going to have for dinner tonight...
RIP.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
half an apple?
 (razzle, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
giggle
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills [ignore?], Thu 13 Jan 2022, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post My wife was flying alone with 2 small kids a couple of years ago
Ms S came over and had a long chat about how quiet our kids were and how my missus was doing a great job. Classy lady
 (benito vaselini newts, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 16:37, Reply)
This is a link post Dear gawd no.
You're touching yourself right now, aren't you you dirty fecker.
(gijoel, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confused.
Do yoy go to stsffedcompany.com or stuffedcompany.com for more information? Asking for a friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post But a word of caution
they hunt in packs
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Boobsploitation

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Only the best
Driving later might try the Lori Williams approach with maniacal laughter whenever I go past anyone
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post Alright, if we're doing muso stuff, Julia's in a league of hear own
I mean, I love this Thundercat tune in the original, but this girl just... well... she takes it to another level. All bow down before her mighty chops!
(I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a 5-string bass
and all I can say is, no one likes a smart arse.

(She is very talented).
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a 5 string bass
it means I can play seven nation army in E
 (I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I got mine specifically for two tunes
1) Scooby Snacks
2) Song 2 so I didn't have to drop D tune
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Leeland Sklar's my go-to exponent of the 5 string
you don't realise how much he uses the range on one till you try and play one of his basslines. I've also had lots of fun with Stevie Wonder tracks, lots are in Eb
 (I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that would be something to do with kids tv
rather than boring jazz wank
 (sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up grandad!
this is what all the hip kids are listening to now.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *shakes cane*

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Aces.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 1:28, Reply)
This is a link post I've been looking around at this guy's channel, and it's pretty good stuff.
His interview with Brian May is worth viewing.
No farting horses though
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post No Maggot Brain live. No dice.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post He can be a bit opinionated about "kids these days and their newfangled music", and is often more technical than I can cope with
But generally he's good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 7th Level Micturist, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but his Spotify Top 10 reviews are fair and insightful

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He's at his best when he loves something. I find his enthusiasm and knowledge infectious
The guys from XTC actually give him the master tapes for Mayor of Simpleton so he breaks it down track-by-track with another musician. It's an absolute joy to watch, though yes - very muso.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TntNxv8wFR4
 (I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I've really enjoyed some of his vids

His breakdown of More than a Feeling is a wonderful balance of enthusiasm and little technical bits.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrJ0xnXv_IQ

(YMMV depending on how much you like Boston)

But yeah, he does have a lot of videos that are 'modern music is bad'.
 (SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Pardon my ignorance, I know jack shit about music, but
aren't all those instrumental breaks rather than solos?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post OOooooh, you could be starting a bar brawl with that question
as a musician (not necessarily a particularly good one, but I have played a lot of music)

I'd say an instrumental break was a section of a piece where the vocals are absent. It's about a space being made, it's an arrangement tool. A solo is where another instrument fills the space a vocal may normally occupy, the soloist is in the musical spotlight. Is that fair? A great musician can play few notes, play quietly and leave space but totally occupy the musical attention.

I'm quite wary of bass solos, but an instrumemntal break where the focus is on the bass and drums can be devestatingly effective.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah.
In my simple mind, a solo would be just the one instrument or voice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right, but then solo just means alone or single so it's all about context
so piece for solo voice is that - unaccompanied vocal and then you'd be right.

If a piano or guitar plays backing it'd be accompanied solo voice, not duet for guitar and voice. It's all about where the focus lies. In a big choral work you'll have a soloist who will sing with the rest of the choir providing the backing. If all the voices drop out for a section you can call that an instrumental section, but if a violin were to start playing the melody it'll be a solo violin.

Forgive me going on but honestly your question made me think and I wanted to see if I could make sense of what I've always kind of known but never really thought about properly.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 13:45, Reply)
This is a link post Movie about Alexey Leonov's spacewalk and stuff
Mainly for space nerds, but there's a good undertow to keep a few of the casual audience engaged.
Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE Wishing I was hungover, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This is good.
A few iffy edits (for adverts maybe?) and a fair bit of people being ridiculously ignorant of their own job for the sake of exposition, but damn good stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 1:41, Reply)
This is a link post Adventure time
A theory on this one episode.
(Sherbs, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Adventure Time is an absolute masterpiece.
I feel it gets overlooked by so many older individuals due to it being passed off as "Just another kid's show" or something that trendy Gen-Z's are into, but it's so much more than that.
The best way of describing it is as a child-friendly show for adults. There's plenty of visual humour and slapstick for everyone to enjoy, but there are so many thematically deep subplots going on throughout the seasons touching on things like morality, loss, narcissism.
It's profound when they start to develop characters like the Ice King and turn him from some wacky baddy in a mountain Fort into one of the most tragic characters you could possibly imagine encountering in a 'Kid's Show'.
It can be a bit of a pain in the arse sourcing all the seasons, but if anyone hasn't given it a go yet, I seriously recommend it.
 (Swagatha_Christie is a registered socks offender, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post GROOMER ALERT

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 13 Jan 2022, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You couldn't be more wrong.
The fact that they're on their phones constantly is a massive turn off.
 (Swagatha_Christie is a registered socks offender, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post someone needs foot smooches
it's the only way
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 12:18, Reply)
This is a link post Outside: a Pokemon Horror
Harry Partridge on form
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 12 Jan 2022, 20:20, Reply)
This is a link post Not your bog standard Airfix kit
Some insane levels of detail that this guy goes to. I’m half expecting him to put some petrol in it at the end
(yorik, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he put the drivetrain from a Mk4 Celica in it?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope not.
He'll never get it finished if he does.
 (Swagatha_Christie is a registered socks offender, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post He should get a hobby.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Airfix should make a scale model kit of a scale modeller constructing a scale model kit
They could market it via Scale Modeller magazine.
Free with issue 1 an empty plastic sprue tree in a plastic sprue stree specially molded with flash on it.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post In issue 2 the article on how to 'Scratch build the despairing wife'

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Tamiya kits were always too spendy when I were a lad

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan [archived on], Thu 13 Jan 2022, 6:21, Reply)
This is a link post Mum, we have to go back.


(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Young man buys North Face jacket. Immediately becomes prepared for traversing the great outdoors.

(Swagatha_Christie is a registered socks offender, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are we outside?
Why don't they put paving down here?

Why is everything covered in dirt?

Why can't I walk everywhere in my trainers?

Mum: Shut up! This is FUN! We are having a GOOD TIME!
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying words inside your head on, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Townies, just stick to concrete.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Face the mud

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without wellingtons?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You know the nearer your destination,
The more you're slip slidin' away…
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post My grin kicked in around the 2 minute mark...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Lolz

(Sherbs, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post My stomach actaully hurts now.

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE Wishing I was hungover, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, lets make fun of disabled people
very funny
 (Baggenfork, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 0:15, Reply)

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