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It's B3ta newsletter issue 802
"DON'T OPEN THIS NEWSLETTER UNTIL SUE GRAY HAS FINISHED HER INVESTIGATION"
This Week:
* TOO MANY WORDLE GAGS - You can stop now
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modernise Films
* FROM THE ARCHIVES - Diarrhea Dan
Read newsletter 802
"DON'T OPEN THIS NEWSLETTER UNTIL SUE GRAY HAS FINISHED HER INVESTIGATION"
This Week:
* TOO MANY WORDLE GAGS - You can stop now
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modernise Films
* FROM THE ARCHIVES - Diarrhea Dan
Read newsletter 802
published by rob on 14th Jan at 9pm
Where were you? I made this!
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It's got nothing to do with me this one. Honest.
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created by chasbo zelena on 15th Jan at 11am
It's out - B3ta newsletter issue 801
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT NOMINATES *YOU* FOR THE PEDAL BIN, EVERY WEEK"
This Week:
* SWEARDLE - play a shit but rude version of Wordle
* READ THIS - Confessions of an Almost Rock Star
* FROM THE ARCHIVES - Realistic Internet Simulator
Read newsletter 801
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT NOMINATES *YOU* FOR THE PEDAL BIN, EVERY WEEK"
This Week:
* SWEARDLE - play a shit but rude version of Wordle
* READ THIS - Confessions of an Almost Rock Star
* FROM THE ARCHIVES - Realistic Internet Simulator
Read newsletter 801
published by rob on 7th Jan at 7pm
Modernize Films
Apparently you can't make films like you used to because of all sorts of reasons, so lets modernize all the old films. Remove the questionable bits and add new concepts, trends and brands.
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Apparently you can't make films like you used to because of all sorts of reasons, so lets modernize all the old films. Remove the questionable bits and add new concepts, trends and brands.
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set by HappyToast on 7th Jan at 5pm
Predict 2022
It's a new year, full of possibilities. Put on your fortune telling hat and show us what you think will happen in 2022. Who will win, who will lose, what tech will appear, what films will get made and will humanity still be around by the end of it?
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It's a new year, full of possibilities. Put on your fortune telling hat and show us what you think will happen in 2022. Who will win, who will lose, what tech will appear, what films will get made and will humanity still be around by the end of it?
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set by HappyToast on 30th Dec at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 800 - out now
This Week:
* HELP KUNT - get to no. 1 in the charts & our hearts
* WHERE'S BONO? - Topical online game for 2021
* DEATHS OF THE YEAR - as is traditional
Read newsletter 800
This Week:
* HELP KUNT - get to no. 1 in the charts & our hearts
* WHERE'S BONO? - Topical online game for 2021
* DEATHS OF THE YEAR - as is traditional
Read newsletter 800
published by rob on 22nd Dec at 6pm
Celebrity Christmas Cards
Celebrity Christmas Cards, Christmas Cards with Celebrities on them and maybe a pun. Go on.
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Celebrity Christmas Cards, Christmas Cards with Celebrities on them and maybe a pun. Go on.
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set by HappyToast on 19th Dec at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 799, out now:
"Your subscription to 'giving a shit about anything ever' has lapsed"
This Week:
* IMAGINARY PAINT COLOURS - from Rock'n'Roll names
* NEW VIDEO - for Kunt's no. 1 Xmas bid
* GAME - Practise 'having a girlfriend' simulator
Read newsletter 799
"Your subscription to 'giving a shit about anything ever' has lapsed"
This Week:
* IMAGINARY PAINT COLOURS - from Rock'n'Roll names
* NEW VIDEO - for Kunt's no. 1 Xmas bid
* GAME - Practise 'having a girlfriend' simulator
Read newsletter 799
published by rob on 10th Dec at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 798, out now
"8 HOUR DOCUMENTARY ABOUT WRITING THE B3TA NEWSLETTER REJECTED BY DISNEY+"
This Week:
* KUNT'S VIDEO - it's out!
* MONSTER PUN AMNESTY - challenge results
* FESSHOLE - let's link to the best of. Yay.
Read newsletter 798
"8 HOUR DOCUMENTARY ABOUT WRITING THE B3TA NEWSLETTER REJECTED BY DISNEY+"
This Week:
* KUNT'S VIDEO - it's out!
* MONSTER PUN AMNESTY - challenge results
* FESSHOLE - let's link to the best of. Yay.
Read newsletter 798
published by rob on 3rd Dec at 9pm
Religious Movies
It's Christmas so lets have some religious movies. Shows us some Biblical blockbusters and faith filled films.
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It's Christmas so lets have some religious movies. Shows us some Biblical blockbusters and faith filled films.
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set by HappyToast on 3rd Dec at 2pm
B3ta newsletter 797, out now
"SORRY YOU WERE OUT - YODEL HAS LEFT YOUR NEWSLETTER IN THE SPAM FOLDER"
This Week:
* KUNT - Announces bid for Xmas No 1
* RNLI - charity Xmas card designed by Dr Dunno
* FESSHOLE - Breaks 200k followers. You can stop now
Read newsletter 797
"SORRY YOU WERE OUT - YODEL HAS LEFT YOUR NEWSLETTER IN THE SPAM FOLDER"
This Week:
* KUNT - Announces bid for Xmas No 1
* RNLI - charity Xmas card designed by Dr Dunno
* FESSHOLE - Breaks 200k followers. You can stop now
Read newsletter 797
published by rob on 26th Nov at 6pm
Monster Pun Amnesty
Get all your Gorn puns out of your system, alongside any for Godzilla, Mothra or the Blob. It's monster pun week.
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Get all your Gorn puns out of your system, alongside any for Godzilla, Mothra or the Blob. It's monster pun week.
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set by HappyToast on 22nd Nov at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 796, out now
"BREAKING: The Queen Is Dead is still quite a good album actually"
This Week:
* GAME - Saturday afternoon Ikea trip simulator
* SHIT AI IMAGES - Easiest way to do them yet
* FESSHOLE - Your fancying Roger Taylor confession
Read newsletter 796
"BREAKING: The Queen Is Dead is still quite a good album actually"
This Week:
* GAME - Saturday afternoon Ikea trip simulator
* SHIT AI IMAGES - Easiest way to do them yet
* FESSHOLE - Your fancying Roger Taylor confession
Read newsletter 796
published by rob on 19th Nov at 6pm
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- * TOO MANY WORDLE GAGS - YOU CAN STOP NOW
- * IMAGE CHALLENGE - MODERNISE FILMS
- * FROM THE ARCHIVES - DIARRHEA DAN
Modernize Films
Apparently you can't make films like you used to because of all sorts of reasons, so lets modernize all the old films. Remove the questionable bits and add new concepts, trends and brands.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Internet Fatty Toasted Sandwiches
Breville + sweets = lots of horrid photo fun
Winner or Sinner
London readers will know the Winner or Sinner guy. He stands outside Oxford Circus preaching the word of God to disinterested commuters. B3ta correspondent Kirk Rutter has done the unthinkable, and approached him for an interview.
