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Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys (1996)

Actors: David Carradine (actor), Michael Dorn (actor), Malcolm McDowell (actor), Oliver Muirhead (actor), David Warner (actor), Frank Welker (actor), Frank Welker (actor), Ellen Gerstell (actress), Tress MacNeille (actress), Andrea Thompson (actress), Gordon Bressack (writer), Christy Marx (writer), Alan Swayze (writer), John Fox (director), Gordon Bressack (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Action, Animation, Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi, Thriller,

Quotes:

[repeated line, usually referring to the Orbitron]::Captain Simian: I've *got* to get that thing fixed.

Shao Lin: Captain, the fuel supply is at critical.::Captain Simian: What? How did that happen?::Shao Lin: If I recall, your words were, 'You see the fuel supply as half-empty, I see it as half-full.'::Captain Simian: That was a JOKE!

Captain Simian: Orbitron, how close are we to the nearest fuel depot in this galaxy?::Orbitron: You should have thought of that before we left home!

Captain Simian: [the crew picks the Captain up from the floor] What just happened?::Dr. Splitz: Excellent Captain! It would seem that as soon as you lost consciousness, the illusions dissipated.::Captain Simian: Wonderful... my proudest moment...

Spydor: You lost a baby tooth!::Gor-illa: Will it grow back?::Spydor: Sure! Quick as a wink!::Gor-illa: [winks, feels gums] It's not there, Spydor.::Spydor: No, no, big guy, it's just an expression. Means it'll happen in two shakes of a... it'll happen soon.::Gor-illa: How soon?::Spydor: Eh, before you can say J... ah, I'll get back to you on that.

Shao Lin: Recording Sector 3879-B Captain.::Captain Simian: Log the coordinates.::Orbitron: No, no, no! Where's the feeling? These are coordinates! You want them logged. You NEED them logged. Try it again, and this time, make... me... CRY.

Spydor: [firing at aliens] Take that ya big tinsel-headed robot mooks!::Spydor: [lazers bounce of aliens without effect] Heh - whaddaya know? They took it...

Captain Simian: Orbitron, come with me.::Orbitron: You like me, you really like me!

[Trying to make aliens launch an attack]::Captain Simian: [On the P.A] We are the Space Monkeys! Resistance is useless, your weapons are useless!::Shao Lin: Captain, they may actually surrender.::Captain Simian: [Thinks] You're right.::Captain Simian: [On the P.A] That is, we *think* your weapons are useless.

General Yot: We are no match for your advanced weapons. We surrender::Captain Simian: [Slapping his forehead] I don't *want* you to surrender! How can I convince you we come in peace?::[Gor is poked with an electric prod and promtly turns into Gor-mungus and starts destroying the building]::Orbitron: Well, that certainly was convincing.