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SHREK 2 (2004)
I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand
In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted
gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh
Fair point
Not even sure if these are types of gay, but here we are
You forgot the T. Rex
Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!
The dinosaur is an amazing punchline but Dennis Nedry not making it on this post is pure ‘Hawaiian Shirt Gay’ erasure.
hate this site
come sit down next to me idiot
i will sit next to you at any time ms green
sit next to me right now.
i am, im sitting next to you right now
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.
having ocs is so fun tho. It’s like playing with barbie dolls except we’re hallucinating it all vividly in our heads and everybody is emotionally scarred
after carefully reading the notes I can safely say that most of us are just continuing the childhood tradition of treating our dolls in ways that could easily be considered violations of the Geneva Conventions
A breakdown of medieval armor, since a lot of pieces are required to create a full suit.
Ref
@rose-knightengale for your A Moon Lite Rose story? Just in case 👀
Varric Tethras is such a crazy and fun character cause it's like. Imagine getting recruited into a special Catholic Church paramilitary demon fighting, apocalypse-stopping task force and celebrated novelist Neil Gaiman with a crossbow is there as part of your squad.
op this is hilarious but might I suggest that Varric is more of a Stephen King
1. obsessively and almost exclusively writes what he knows
2. well known for mass producing pulpy genre fiction
3. will take any opportunity to put a thinly veiled caricature of someone they don’t like in their work
4. quality of work varies between “a masterpiece of modern literature” and “you wrote this while on cocaine and I can tell”
me and Leliana on our third glass of wine making unsubtle eye contact with Florianne while waiting for Celene’s assassination
Cullen realizing we not only supported Briala behind his back but allowed Sera to smuggle thirty six barrels of cocktail shrimp out the Winter Palace
#the best thing about the whole winter palace political scheming assassination plotting cocktail shrimping quest#is that literally nobody in the fuckin inquisition can agree on who to save or who to support for rule over the whole empire of orlais#and the whole night they’re just this partially boozed organisation#winging a political scheme to determine the fate of an entire fucking empire#so they spend the whole night communicating their intentions and agendas via half-lidded kinda drunk stares and hoping for the best#how the HELL did these dysfunctional fucking fools ever manage to save the world