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Animals treating humans like animals
Imagine a world where animals treat humans like we treat animals. Show us the joy of curling up on a cats lap and the horror of battery farming.
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Imagine a world where animals treat humans like we treat animals. Show us the joy of curling up on a cats lap and the horror of battery farming.
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set by HappyToast on 7th Nov at 2pm
Not funny, but well done
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See all 20 popular links (6 made popular today)
linked to by Invisible Wizard on 6th Nov at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 793 out now
"The B3taverse has now rebranded as TwatBook"
This Week:
* BOT - NewsBard goes LIVE!
* VIDEO - Laser powered cooking
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - B3ta vs Meta (m3ta?)
Read newsletter 793
"The B3taverse has now rebranded as TwatBook"
This Week:
* BOT - NewsBard goes LIVE!
* VIDEO - Laser powered cooking
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - B3ta vs Meta (m3ta?)
Read newsletter 793
published by rob on 29th Oct at 7pm
Horror Games
It's Halloween but trick or treating is an effort, so lets stay in and play some games. Show us a ghoulish Guess Who, a devilish Donkey Kong and some terrifying Tekken.
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It's Halloween but trick or treating is an effort, so lets stay in and play some games. Show us a ghoulish Guess Who, a devilish Donkey Kong and some terrifying Tekken.
See all 53 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 29th Oct at 4pm
Meta
Facebook is rebranding as 'Meta' - tell them what you think in this mini challenge
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Facebook is rebranding as 'Meta' - tell them what you think in this mini challenge
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set by rob on 29th Oct at 10am
B3ta newsletter 792 - out now
"FREE NFT INSIDE (*no fucking thing)"
This Week:
* ODDLY APPROPRIATE ADDRESSES - from 3word wankers
* INTERVIEW - Sir "Uncle" Clive's nephew
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - TV Crossovers
Read newsletter 792
"FREE NFT INSIDE (*no fucking thing)"
This Week:
* ODDLY APPROPRIATE ADDRESSES - from 3word wankers
* INTERVIEW - Sir "Uncle" Clive's nephew
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - TV Crossovers
Read newsletter 792
published by rob on 22nd Oct at 2pm
TV Crossovers
All the soap operas are swapping characters for a thing, so lets do that with all the programs, put Dad's Army in Band of Brothers, Red Dwarf in Star Trek and Mrs Browns Boys in Squid Game.
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All the soap operas are swapping characters for a thing, so lets do that with all the programs, put Dad's Army in Band of Brothers, Red Dwarf in Star Trek and Mrs Browns Boys in Squid Game.
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set by HappyToast on 17th Oct at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 791, out now
"BUILD BACK B3TA"
This Week:
* QUIZ: Can you spot the more clicky headline?
* CHALLENGE: Pop group animals
* FESSHOLE: Toast secrets unveiled
Read newsletter 791
"BUILD BACK B3TA"
This Week:
* QUIZ: Can you spot the more clicky headline?
* CHALLENGE: Pop group animals
* FESSHOLE: Toast secrets unveiled
Read newsletter 791
published by rob on 15th Oct at 10pm
Pop Group Animals
It's animals in pop groups this week. Show us animals with instruments rocking the crowd or just do some classic band name puns.
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It's animals in pop groups this week. Show us animals with instruments rocking the crowd or just do some classic band name puns.
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set by HappyToast on 9th Oct at 2pm
New newsletter out now - issue 790
"A fond hello to our tens of readers"
This Week:
* SONGYSONG - Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson
* THE RETURN OF SHEEP FILMS - gif gig with Giphy
* JAMES BOND - the B3ta image challenge
Read newsletter 790
"A fond hello to our tens of readers"
This Week:
* SONGYSONG - Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson
* THE RETURN OF SHEEP FILMS - gif gig with Giphy
* JAMES BOND - the B3ta image challenge
Read newsletter 790
published by rob on 8th Oct at 10pm
Off duty Bond
What does James Bond do when he's not spying? Are the henchmen evil at weekends or do they do a nice bit of gardening? Does Blofeld take part in cat shows? Show us the off duty Bond universe.
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What does James Bond do when he's not spying? Are the henchmen evil at weekends or do they do a nice bit of gardening? Does Blofeld take part in cat shows? Show us the off duty Bond universe.
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set by HappyToast on 2nd Oct at 10am
B3ta newsletter 788, out now
"PANIC BUY B3TA NEWSLETTERS, WE BEG YOU, SOMEONE"
This Week:
* QUIZ - Wiki In The Middle
* BOT - Richard Herring Simulator
* CHALLENGE - make tv/film more British (results)
Read newsletter 788
"PANIC BUY B3TA NEWSLETTERS, WE BEG YOU, SOMEONE"
This Week:
* QUIZ - Wiki In The Middle
* BOT - Richard Herring Simulator
* CHALLENGE - make tv/film more British (results)
Read newsletter 788
published by rob on 24th Sep at 6pm
Nevermind
Nirvana's Nevermind is 30 years old today. Lets celebrate the album, band and cover art in the usual b3ta way.
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Nirvana's Nevermind is 30 years old today. Lets celebrate the album, band and cover art in the usual b3ta way.
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set by HappyToast on 24th Sep at 7am
B3ta newsletter 787 out now:
"'We Bought It To Help With Your Homework' in a sad minor key"
This Week:
* FESSHOLE - the James Blunt crossover no one wanted
* SUCCESS - 'Hell Bus' reaches crowdfunder target
* CHALLENGE - Help Gov make TV & film more British
Read newsletter 787
"'We Bought It To Help With Your Homework' in a sad minor key"
This Week:
* FESSHOLE - the James Blunt crossover no one wanted
* SUCCESS - 'Hell Bus' reaches crowdfunder target
* CHALLENGE - Help Gov make TV & film more British
Read newsletter 787
published by rob on 17th Sep at 9pm
Home computing pioneer Sir Clive Sinclair dies aged 81
"We bought it to help with your homework
We bought it to help with your homework
And the household accounts
If your dad ever works it all out"
All flags at half-mast.
And a reminder that the B3ta ob3tuaries challenge remains open should you like to pay respects usingphotoshop Rainbird Software's Art Studio.
"We bought it to help with your homework
We bought it to help with your homework
And the household accounts
If your dad ever works it all out"
All flags at half-mast.
And a reminder that the B3ta ob3tuaries challenge remains open should you like to pay respects using
posted by rob on 16th Sep at 7pm
MAKE TV AND FILM MORE BRITISH
Comply with government regulations by making all TV and film more British
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Comply with government regulations by making all TV and film more British
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set by rob on 16th Sep at 11am
B3ta newsletter 786, out now
"Open this newsletter like you still give a shit"
This Week:
* CONTENT - Inside your brain like idea jam
* WORDS - That will inspire you to nuke the moon
* IMAGES - Made by gods, for gods
Read newsletter 786
"Open this newsletter like you still give a shit"
This Week:
* CONTENT - Inside your brain like idea jam
* WORDS - That will inspire you to nuke the moon
* IMAGES - Made by gods, for gods
Read newsletter 786
published by rob on 11th Sep at 12pm
Join the finest internet newsletter in the land. Cool web stuff to your inbox every Friday. No spam. No gristle.
- * BOT - NEWSBARD GOES LIVE!
- * VIDEO - LASER POWERED COOKING
- * IMAGE CHALLENGE - B3TA VS META (M3TA?)
Animals treating humans like animals
Imagine a world where animals treat humans like we treat animals. Show us the joy of curling up on a cats lap and the horror of battery farming.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
2 cups 1 bag
One tea-bag makes two cups of tea. Nobody appears to know this, so we've made a guide.
Monkeyman
Newspapers report a monkey-like superhero quietly thwarting crime on the streets of Tunbridge Wells. But who is he? B3ta exposes a tale of media manipulation on a truly global scale.
