you're only trying to ritually sacrifice me because you think i'm hot just admit it
like i'm sorry but the whole chained to an altar thing just isn't that subtle
One salad: $3, three salads: $10!
At the market place, a seller advertises “1 salad for $3, 3 salads for $10”.
A customer passing by stops and speaks with the seller:
-That’s not right!
-What do you mean?
-Well, that’s not an offer: 3 salads cost $9.
-No, sir, it says here that 3 salads cost $10.
-I know, but if I buy 1 salad, how much do I pay?
-$3.
-And if I buy 2?
-$6.
-Yes, because 3+3=6, now what about 3+3+3?
-That makes 9.
-So 3 salads cost $9.
-No sir, they cost $10, it’s written just over there, on that board.
The client can’t fathom such a stubbornness in another human being and proceeds to prove his point to the seller:
-Here, let me buy a salad.
-That will be $3, sir.
-Now, I’d like one more salad.
-That will be $3 again, sir.
-Finally, let me buy one last salad.
-That will also be $3, sir.
-How much did I pay you those 3 salads?
-$3+$3+$3, your paid $9.
-See? 3 salads are worth $9, not $10, you won’t sell much salads of you do it this way.
-Yes sir, I almost sold all my stock to people like you wanting to prove they’re smarter than me by buying 3 salads they don’t need, just to make sure they are superior. My technique works! Besides, I can overprice those salads to $3 and no one bats an eye!
films where you can tell the actors are actually having genuine fun outrank any director’s cruel and abusive attempts to enforce “realism” every single time
king i think it is not fucking sufficient at all. wolftopia or bust
Also Wolftopia is gorgeous by the way
Wolftopia is nearly the size of Saturn and orbits two stars that closely orbit each other!
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