Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more
Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more
tumblr is the only social media site that doesn’t crack down on threats of violence because its denizens only do it in very drawn out and lamely prosaic ways that if read aloud during litigation couldn’t reasonably be ruled out as just being an insufferable homosexual’s creative writing exercise
girl what
girl i was very verbose about it
obsessed with sokka’s name kinda popping up everywhere in school books years after atla. like yeah ur learning history about the end of the hundred year war? oh right with the avatars amazing team and some non bender named sokka who probably wasn’t all that important. on to gym class where u learn different fighting styles, did you know btw that the first guy to ever train with the kyoshi warriors was some random guy named sokka? oh well. can’t be late for physics where we learn about the invention of the air balloon and the submarine by … sokka? huh okay I guess, on to politics where we learn about all these important decrees over all the different nations which were first proposed by.. ah man, sokka? again? anyway art class now, here look at these paintings made by sokka
@queenangella your tags ❤️
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Tumblr is so fun bc someone will blog something like “tummy ache: 2 dead 3 injured” and you look on there profile and they’re 29yrs of age
do you have a problem with our aging populace having tummy aches. are our senior citizens just a joke to you
VLADIMIR ZELENSKY as VASILY GOLOBORODKO
SERVANT OF THE PEOPLE [season 1 — 2015]
i genuinely believe there’s a right time to watch certain movies so sometimes i’ll wait and wait until i know.
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If you are silent about your pain they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston
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white people ruined the non sexual intimacy of nakedness methinks
i think that for a species that come into the world naked and have such an easy time understanding sex, its ironic that the world at large cant accept that intimacy cant occur outside of sexual desire. there is intimacy in a shared bath between a mother and her child. between brothers sharing a bed. between friends changing in the same room.
and i said white people bc i feel like literally everyone else figured that shit out already? like in public bath houses and women walking around with their breasts exposed. europe got a hold of chriatianity and decided to put a worldwide ban nakedness and put these restrictions on the human body, bastardizing the nature with which we come into the world. its dirty, its deviant, its dangerous to be exposed in the appropriate spaces or ones own home.
the way young people have to cover up in their homes before guests come, the way shorts and other summer clothes are only perceived as sexual in nature and not the most effective way of combating a million degree heat, the way people freak out when they see a bra strap like it wasnt them who made bitches wear bras in the first place
i think we should let bodies be bodies be bodies
tl;dr dont be surprised if one day i just-
transgender men in japan in a trans-friendly hot spring in beppu japan
from this post
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absolutely obsessed w whatevers wrong with him
me when i LIE!!!
please abraham im not that man
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finally saw batman. during the scene in the iceberg lounge my dad leaned over to me and said “club penguin” and then didnt look at me for the rest of the film
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Can we bring this back
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“you can’t ship that, it’ll never be canon!”
look, when I was your age, we shipped characters who never even met in canon. uphill. both ways. in the snow.
The biggest ship wars on this website were about two vaguely related British shows set in vastly different universes and one American series not connected at all with either, tonally and thematically so different it would never make sense.
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nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day