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librarycard:

black turtleneck sweaters are like if the word cunt were an object

katara:

k1mkardashian:

thistickles:

k1mkardashian:

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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legendary

kafkabutagirl:

kafkabutagirl:

top 5 god given gifts to mankind for us to cherish and rejoice in

1. bread

2. masturbation

3. drinking water when you are very thirsty

4. vegetable

5. sleep

people on this saying “all these except 4” in the tags. you are not being cute by saying so. I am fucking begging you to eat your veggies

vultureworth:

i hope whoever is playing football right now loses horribly. i hope they all fall over and explode. i hope no one wins. i hope everyone goes home weeping.

peaceandlove26:

peaceandlove26:

ppl who hate chihuahuas are nothing to me

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chihuahuas are just little animals they walk around and look at you they have dreams when they sleep and they like to be pet if you dont think thats beautiful youre going to hell no matter what

realmymelody:

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

moccabun:

waters 

my art twitter :) 

cordspaghetti:

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“There was something awesome about being at a truck stop at like two a.m. putting eyeliner on with big burly truckers everywhere. It was just really dangerous.”

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