The Racist Hobbits Ring (2014)

Actors: Danny Beabout (actor), Gerren Hall (actor), Anthony R Estrada (writer), Anthony R Estrada (director), Anthony R Estrada (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Warum Hans Wagner den Sternenhimmel hasst (2013)

Actors: Hubertus Brandt (actor), Ulrich Bähnk (actor), Lennart Müller (actor), Torben Sterner (actor), Jens Wesemann (actor), Sarah Bellini (actress), Anna Berg (actress), Nika Kushnir (actress), Lars Kokemüller (producer), Lars Kokemüller (writer), Lars Kokemüller (composer), Lars Kokemüller (director), Kathrin Enghusen (editor),

Plot: Hans Wagner is a lonely guy, living in a small apartment, watching TV and fighting his anxiety disorders with pills and whiskey. One day he runs out of both of his drugs and is forced to leave his apartment sober, to buy new whiskey at the supermarket. An unbelievable adventure begins. Of course he falls desperately (and unrequited) in love with the beautiful cashier. Afterwards, he makes friends with 'Hobbit', a homeless guy. Not being able to speak to the cashier, he follows Hobbits advice and goes to a speed dating session, where he meets Amelie. They have a fight which ends with Hans accidentally inviting Amelie to a movie night with him and Hobbit. The three become best friends and everything could be just awesome. But one day, a fairy appears in Hans' apartment and takes him on a journey through his cheap IKEA wardrobe, into a mystical fantasy-land, where the weird wizard Gregor lives. Gregor offers to make the beautiful cashier fall in love with Hans, if Hans gives him a dream. Hans takes the offer, not knowing that Gregor follows his own, evil plans to take over the world by summoning the 'Great Old Ones'. Horror begins, reality seems to dissolve slowly while surrealistic nightmares take over.

Keywords: genre-bending, h.p.-lovecraft, nightmare
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Romance,

Cichonga (2013)

Actors: Adrián Baral (actor), Andrés Borghi (actor), Ramón Caribe (actor), El Cicho (actor), Vic Cicuta (actor), Walter Cornás (actor), Matías Lojo (actor), Germán Magariños (actor), Alejandro Parrilla (actor), Pablo Parés (actor), Eduardo Peduto (actor), Esteban Rojas (actor), Paulo Soria (actor), Luis Sosa Arroyo (actor), Agustín Aguirre (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy,
Taglines: Nunca toques su cerveza

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

Actors: Richard Armitage (actor), Timothy Bartlett (actor), Manu Bennett (actor), Jarred Blakiston (actor), Glenn Boswell (actor), Shane Boulton (actor), Jed Brophy (actor), Adam Brown (actor), John Callen (actor), Brendan Casey (actor), Renee Cataldo (actor), Benedict Cumberbatch (actor), Dave Dyer (actor), Andrew Fitzsimons (actor), Frazer Anderson (actor),

Plot: Bilbo Baggins is swept into a quest to reclaim the lost Dwarf Kingdom of Erebor from the fearsome dragon Smaug. Approached out of the blue by the wizard Gandalf the Grey, Bilbo finds himself joining a company of thirteen dwarves led by the legendary warrior, Thorin Oakenshield. Their journey will take them into the Wild; through treacherous lands swarming with Goblins and Orcs, deadly Wargs and Giant Spiders, Shapeshifters and Sorcerers. Although their goal lies to the East and the wastelands of the Lonely Mountain first they must escape the goblin tunnels, where Bilbo meets the creature that will change his life forever ... Gollum. Here, alone with Gollum, on the shores of an underground lake, the unassuming Bilbo Baggins not only discovers depths of guile and courage that surprise even him, he also gains possession of Gollum's "precious" ring that holds unexpected and useful qualities ... A simple, gold ring that is tied to the fate of all Middle-earth in ways Bilbo cannot begin to know.

Keywords: 41st-century-b.c., ancient, animal-attack, arm-cut-off, axe, based-on-novel, beheaded, bow-and-arrow, bridge, bridge-collapse
Genres: Adventure, Fantasy,
Taglines: From the smallest beginnings come the greatest legends. One journey started it all.

Quotes:

Azog: [in Black Speech] Do you smell it? The scent of fear? I remember your father reeked of it... Thorin, son of Thrain.

Thorin Oakenshield: Azog the Defiler is no more. He was slain in battle long ago!::Great Goblin: So you think his defiling days are done, do you?

Balin: Ohhh! Evening Brother.::Dwalin: By my beard, you're shorter and wider than last time we met.::Balin: Wider, not shorter. But sharp enough for the both of us.

Ori: That's why we need a burglar!::Bilbo Baggins: hmmm, and I good one too I would say. An Expert::Gloin: And are you?::Bilbo Baggins: [looks behind him then back] am I what?::Oin: He said he's an expert! hey hey!

Gandalf: I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure.

Thorin Oakenshield: [singing] Far over the misty mountains cold / To dungeons deep and caverns old::Dwarves: [singing] The pines were roaring on the height / The winds were moaning in the night / The fire was red, it flame spread / The trees like torches blazed with light...

Thorin Oakenshield: I cannot guarantee his safety.::Gandalf: Understood.::Thorin Oakenshield: Nor will I be responsible for his fate.::Gandalf: Agreed.

Bilbo Baggins: My name is Bilbo Baggins!::Gollum: Baggines? What is Bagginses?... Precious.

Gandalf: You will have to do without pocket handkerchiefs, and a great many other things, before we reach our journey's end, Bilbo Baggins. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home is now behind you. The world is ahead.

Gandalf: Far to the east, over ranges and rivers lies a single solitary peak.

Welcome Home the Airman (2009)

Actors: Gerard Adimando (actor), Shane Allen (actor), Shane Allen (actor), Chris Northrop (actor), Erik Potempa (actor), Talia Vana (actress), Joselyn Allen (producer), Tara Power (producer), Ethan Mayer Smith (writer), Maria Hooper (costume designer), Ethan Mayer Smith (director), Ashley Kreamer (editor), Leeland Allen (miscellaneous crew), Alina Andranikian (miscellaneous crew), Kelly Deegan (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Will, a self medicating flight attendant, is caught off guard when he returns from a trip and finds Echo, a homeless by choice wait, squatting in his apartment. Their unlikely circumstance sparks a romantic interest that neither suspects is possible.

Genres: Short,

Happy Christmas (2007)

Actors: Peter Bechtel (actor), Frederic Beister (actor), Jörn Birkenstock (actor), Marcel Blum (actor), Tim Eisenhardt (actor), Sebastian Göhler (actor), Olaf Güntner (actor), Jan-Fiete Lindner (actor), Mark-Tell Lindner (actor), Sven Mäuser (actor), Gabriel Léon Scharf (actor), Yvo René Scharf (actor), Benjamin Seitz (actor), Dieter Uffelmann (actor), Harry Baetens (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,

The Benchwarmers (2006)

Actors: Aleksandr Akulov (actor), Stephen F. Andrich (actor), Jack Anthony (actor), Aeryck Mykel Arayuss (actor), Gus Aukuso Puluti (actor), Rich Burris (actor), Blake Clark (actor), Chipps Cooney (actor), Terry Crews (actor), William Daniels (actor), J.J. Darwish (actor), Gerry Del Sol (actor), Alastair Douglas (actor), Charles Dugan (actor), David Agdaian (actor),

Plot: Three guys, all their lives, have been living in the shadow of bullies and are determined not to take it anymore. Now they must train with the help of Mel to take on the most offensive and meanest youth baseball teams.

Keywords: affection, agoraphobia, alcohol, ball, baseball, baseball-bat, baseball-cap, baseball-coach, baseball-fan, baseball-field
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: Get off the bench and get into the game. When push comes to shove... they'll have to settle their problems like men. It's Never Too Late To Take A Stand. 3 older dudes should be able to beat 9 young jocks... Right?

Quotes:

Gus: Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?::Clark: I'm not picking, I'm scratching.::Gus: Scratching what? Your brain?::Clark: Yeah, 'cause it's huge.

Clark: [where someone has recently farted] Oh! I love beef stew!

Howie: For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER! [cries]

Richie: He just did that steroid free!::Clark: What's steroids?::Richie: Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller.::Clark: Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni!

Gus: I think this is a sign that you should get a car.::Clark: My mom said I should hold off on getting my license for another year. [extends arms forward and then retracts] She wants to make sure my reflexes are fully developed.

Howie: I used to think the sun was evil but now I know it's not.::Wayne: How's the moon treating you.::Howie: Not a fan.

Clark: Is bad ass one or two words?

Howie: What's going all the way?::Wayne: [whispers in Howie's ear]::Howie: Oh. [squeezes suntan lotion and screams] Aaaaaah!

Clark: Shut up, Number 7!::Number 7 Robot: You shut up!::Clark: I'll kill you!

Old Man: I smell cinnamon rolls.

Fight for the Hobbit (2005)

Actors: Harry Baetens (actor), Peter Bechtel (actor), Fabian Becker (actor), Frederic Beister (actor), Jörn Birkenstock (actor), Tim Eisenhardt (actor), Sebastian Göhler (actor), Olaf Güntner (actor), Jan-Fiete Lindner (actor), Mark-Tell Lindner (actor), Sven Mäuser (actor), Yvo René Scharf (actor), Benjamin Seitz (actor), Dieter Uffelmann (actor), Sabrina Mey (actress),

Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Short,

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Actors: Noel Appleby (actor), Matt Appleton (actor), Sean Astin (actor), Sala Baker (actor), Timothy Bartlett (actor), Sean Bean (actor), Jarl Benzon (actor), Jørn Benzon (actor), Orlando Bloom (actor), Billy Boyd (actor), Ben Britton (actor), Riley Brophy (actor), Paul Bryson (actor), Paul Bryson (actor), Gino Acevedo (actor),

Plot: An ancient Ring thought lost for centuries has been found, and through a strange twist in fate has been given to a small Hobbit named Frodo. When Gandalf discovers the Ring is in fact the One Ring of the Dark Lord Sauron, Frodo must make an epic quest to the Cracks of Doom in order to destroy it! However he does not go alone. He is joined by Gandalf, Legolas the elf, Gimli the Dwarf, Aragorn, Boromir and his three Hobbit friends Merry, Pippin and Samwise. Through mountains, snow, darkness, forests, rivers and plains, facing evil and danger at every corner the Fellowship of the Ring must go. Their quest to destroy the One Ring is the only hope for the end of the Dark Lords reign!

Keywords: 41st-century-b.c., 5th-millennium-b.c., abandoned-mine, abduction, abyss, alternate-dimension, ancient, archery, archive, armor
Genres: Adventure, Fantasy,
Taglines: The Legend Comes to Life One Ring To Rule Them All. You will find adventure, or adventure will find you.[teaser trailer] One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them Its power corrupts all who desire it. Only one has the will to resist it. A Fellowship of nine must destroy it.[full-length trailer] Fate Has Chosen Him. A Fellowship Will Protect Him. Evil Will Hunt Them. Middle Earth comes alive... Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that we are given Power can be held in the smallest of things...

Quotes:

Bilbo: You will keep an eye on Frodo, won't you?::Gandalf: Two eyes, as often as I can spare them.

Aragorn: Are you frightened?::Frodo: Yes.::Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.

Frodo: What do you want?::Aragorn: A little more caution from you; that is no trinket you carry.::Frodo: I carry nothing.::Aragorn: Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.

Boromir: [holding the ring after Frodo has lost it] It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.

Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.

Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...::Legolas: And you have my bow.::Gimli: And *my* axe.::Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.

Elrond: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.::Pippin: Great! Where are we going?

Gandalf: They are one; the ring and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never find it.::Frodo: [gets up to hide the ring] All right. We'll put it away. We'll keep it hidden, we'll never speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they? [Gandalf doesn't answer]::Frodo: Do they, Gandalf?

Elrond: His strength returns.::Gandalf: That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life.::Elrond: And yet, to have come so far, still bearing the Ring, the Hobbit has shown extraordinary resilience to its evil.::Gandalf: It is a burden he should never have had to bear. We can ask no more of Frodo.::Elrond: Gandalf, the enemy is moving. Sauron's forces are massing in the East; his eye is fixed on Rivendell. And Saruman, you tell me, has betrayed us. Our list of allies grows thin.::Gandalf: His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft, Saruman has crossed Orcs with goblin men. He's breeding an army in the caverns of Isengard. An army that can move in sunlight and cover great distance at speed. Saruman is coming for the Ring.::Elrond: This evil cannot be concealed by the power of the Elves. We do not have the strength to withstand both Mordor and Isengard. Gandalf, the Ring cannot stay here. This evil belongs to all of Middle-Earth. They must decide now how to end it. The time of the Elves is over, my people are leaving these shores. Who will you look to when we've gone? The Dwarves? They toil away in caverns, seeking riches. They care nothing for the troubles of others.::Gandalf: It is in Men that we must place our hope.::Elrond: Men? Men are weak. The Blood of Numenor is all but spent, its pride and dignity forgotten. It is because of Men the Ring survives. I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there the day the strength of Men failed.::Elrond: [scene switches to a flashback of Elrond and Isildur] Isildur, hurry, follow me.::Elrond: [voiceover] I led Isildur deep into the fires of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged, the one place it could be destroyed.::Elrond: Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!::Isildur: No.::[walks away]::Elrond: Isildur!::[cuts back to present]::Elrond: Isildur kept the Ring. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure. There's no strength left in the world of Men. They're scattered, divided, leaderless.::Gandalf: There is one who could unite them. One who could reclaim the throne of Gondor.::Elrond: He turned from that path a long time ago. He has chosen exile.

[Frodo hears the ring whispering ominously while the Council argues]::Frodo: I will take it! [they don't hear him; he raises his voice] I will take it! [they fall silent, looking at him] I will take the Ring to Mordor! [pause] Though... I do not know the way.

Sunset Strip (2000)

Actors: Simon Baker (actor), Rainbow Borden (actor), Darren E. Burrows (actor), Maurice Chasse (actor), Rory Cochrane (actor), Emmy Collins (actor), Scott Corr (actor), Ron De Roxtra (actor), David C. Fisher (actor), Tommy Flanagan (actor), Matthew Frauman (actor), Brian Gattas (actor), Adam Goldberg (actor), Marcus Johnson (actor), Justin Ashforth (actor),

Plot: A day in Hollywood, 1972, with young people looking for the 24 hours that will change their lives. Zach will open that night for a British rocker at Whisky a Go-Go; he lives in a canyon and plays impromptu duets with a mysterious guitarist he doesn't see. Tammy is a costume designer, open to quick sex with the various rockers she works with and loved from afar by Michael, a photographer recovering from a case of the clap. His good friend is Felix, a morose, alcoholic songwriter. On hand for comic relief is Marty Shapiro, a fast-talking record producer. Getting ready for the gig at the club, Zach's performance, and the early-morning aftermath comprise the film.

Keywords: 1970s, alcoholic, aspiring-musician, costume-designer, electric-guitar, fashion-designer, female-nudity, friendship, guitar-player, guitar-playing
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: The boulevard of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. The ultimate address for a dream.