Pretty Persuasion (2005)

Actors: Danny Comden (actor), Tim Coston (actor), Alex Désert (actor), Mike Erwin (actor), Brent Goldberg (actor), Jake Hanover (actor), Harley (actor), Perry Hayes (actor), Michael Hitchcock (actor), Robert Joy (actor), Michael Kozak (actor), Clyde Kusatsu (actor), Johnny Lewis (actor), Ron Livingston (actor), Monty Buckles (actor),

Plot: Manipulative high school sophomore Kimberly Joyce leads her friends Brittany Wells and Randa Azzouni in bringing charges of sexual assault against Percy Anderson, their English and drama teacher at an exclusive private school in Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, local reporter Emily Klein, originally assigned to do an insignificant piece on the school, hopes that the scandal will launch her into celebrity in the television news business, while Kimberly's bigoted father, Hank, is concerned primarily with the effect that his daughter's accusations may have on his business.

Keywords: accusation, ambition, american-flag, anal-sex, anti-semitism, aspiring-actress, audition, best-friend, bestiality-joke, beverly-hills-california
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: Evil comes in a school uniform. The devil wears a grey skirt and her name is Kimberly Joyce. Revenge knows no mercy

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Randa: Then he said, "Now I'm going to touch you on your boobs".::Mr. Anderson: I would never say "boobs", I'm an English teacher! Breasts... I would say breasts.

[from trailer]::Kimberly Joyce: It's like the world is this orchestra and I'm the conductor.

Kimberly Joyce: I have respect for all races, but I'm very glad that I was born white. As a woman, it's the best race to be. Especially if you want to become an actress, like I do. [pause] If I wasn't white, then the next thing I would wanna be is Asian because a lot of men like Asian girls because they think they're docile and subservient and sweet which I don't really think is true because I once met this Asian girl at summer camp one time and she was a real bitch. [pause] If I couldn't be white and I also couldn't be Asian, then my third choice would be African-American because I've always wanted to be a gospel singer and also, black men are more forgiving if your butt gets big. Except I'd definitely want light skin and Caucasian features like... Vanessa Williams or Halle Berry. And finally, you know, no offense or anything Randa, but my very last choice would be Arab. I mean, truth be told you're not in a very enviable position. There's a lot of resentment in this country toward the Middle East and there's a lot of stereotypes floating around which I don't think are true because in the short amount of time I've known you, you haven't tried to bomb anybody and you currently smell okay to me.

Kimberly Joyce: Okay, it is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun. These are assorted items that I've stolen from Dad for our consumption this evening. Item number one, Dad's wine-flavored cigars.::Brittany Wells: Ech, don't those things make you cough?::Kimberly Joyce: No, they're cigars, you don't have to swallow - I mean, inhale. [offers one to Randa]::Randa: No thanks.::Kimberly Joyce: Are you sure, Randa? To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy.::Brittany Wells: That's true.::Randa: No thank you, I do not smoke.::Kimberly Joyce: Okay... Uh, item number two, one of my dad's many *many* pornos - Titty Lickers 2: The Search for Golden Curlies.::Brittany Wells: Ew! Why would we wanna watch a porno?::Kimberly Joyce: 'Cause they're funny. Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn. And item number three - and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these - Dad's Twinkies.::Brittany Wells: Eh - too fattening.::Kimberly Joyce: Would you *please* stop criticizing everything in my Big Bag of Fun? I spent a lot of time putting this together!

Kimberly Joyce: Put it back on, I wanna watch the Real World.::Brittany Wells: I hate the Real World. those girls are bitches.::Kimberly Joyce: You're a bitch!::Brittany Wells: Yeah, well you're a trollop.::Kimberly Joyce: Fine! [pause] I'm sorry I called you a bitch.::Brittany Wells: It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop. I don't really even know what one is.::Kimberly Joyce: It's a promiscuous woman, often a prostitute.::Brittany Wells: [thoughtfully] Hm...

Brittany Wells: I like this music. Can you buy the soundtrack to pornos?::Kimberly Joyce: Tiffany Minx, Stephanie Swift... You know, Brittany, a lot of these porn stars have names that sound like ours. So if we wanted to, when we grow up, we could be porn stars. You couldn't, Randa. I'm sorry.::Randa: That is quite all right.

Randa: [watching a porno] Why is that woman - why is she doing those things with another woman? Why must they show this?::Kimberly Joyce: Because men like to watch it.::Randa: But it is a sin!::Kimberly Joyce: [laughs] Randa! Randa, you're gonna find out that a lot of things men like are a sin.

Kimberly Joyce: [Showing Randa all the different wealthy kids at Roxberry] "That's Josh Horowitz. His Dad is Larry Horowitz, the famous lawyer. He represented that baseball player that murdered his wife, got him off too even though he was running around covered in blood with a baseball bat screaming 'I killed the bitch, I killed the bitch!'"

Brittany Wells: [after both being cast in the play, "The Diary of Anne Frank"] Down with Nazis!::Kimberly Joyce: Yeah, boo nazis!

Kimberly Joyce: [speaking about kid who shot classmates at school] In some ways, I know how he feels. I mean, there're just so many stupid, annoying, worthless people on this planet that just, like, get in the way of what you want

Tail Sting (2001)

Actors: Guy Bracca (actor), Conroe Brooks (actor), Jager Dan (actor), Ray Davis (actor), Tony Dimond (actor), Sean P. Donahue (actor), Jamie Douglass (actor), Shane Duffy (actor), Thomas Dunn (actor), Jake Eberle (actor), Shane Fraser (actor), David Alan Graf (actor), Timothy Griffin (actor), Gulshan Grover (actor), Joe Boony (actor),

Plot: Prepared for a routine flight across the Pacific, lonely widower and pilot Jack Russell maneuvers his jet into the sky and unknowingly tightens the gap between his passengers and doom. Lying dormant in the craft's hull is a secret shipment of genetically engineered Scorpion fetuses, the creation of Dr. Jennifer Ryan and her team of biochemists for the purpose of discovering a vaccine. At the same time, Yaffi and his brother Sudan sneak onto the airplane speaking in hushed tones about a conspiracy of their own; to smuggle themselves into America. One of Jennifer's most trusted colleagues uses this opportunity to break into the cargo hold and steal the Scorpions. Each fetus sleeps submerged in a jell liquid inside its own glass container. While transferring the fetuses from their secure metal unit the scientist is discovered by security. A desperate fight ensues, containers break, and the Scorpions open their ugly black eyes.

Keywords: airplane, creature, creature-feature, cryogenics, genetics, giant-insect, independent-film, murder, scientist, scorpion
Genres: Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: A Tail of Terror No one can hear them sting. Don't Fasten Your Seatbelt!

Winning with Wits (1922)

Actors: Harry Northrup (actor), William Scott (actor), Edwin B. Tilton (actor), Clarence Wilson (actor), Barbara Bedford (actress), Barbara Bedford (actress), John Stone (writer), Dorothy Yost (writer), Howard M. Mitchell (director), William Fox (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Drama,