Tower Heist (2011)
Actors:
Alan Alda (actor),
Mike D. Anderson (actor),
Andrew Ayala (actor),
Desmin Borges (actor),
Christopher Breslin (actor),
Matthew Broderick (actor),
Craig Castaldo (actor),
Bill Chemerka (actor),
Clem Cheung (actor),
Robert Christian (actor),
Robert Clohessy (actor),
James Colby (actor),
Kelvin Davis (actor),
Nick Diamantis (actor),
Casey Affleck (actor),
Plot: Josh Kovacs is the manager of a residential apartment in New York. He is close to all the tenants, especially Arthur Shaw, a financier. One day Shaw is arrested by the FBI for fraud. Josh thinks it's a misunderstanding that can be resolved. But later he learns that the employees' pension fund which he asked Shaw to handle is gone. When one of the employees tries to kill himself, Josh's views of Shaw change. He goes to see him and loses his temper. He loses his job. The FBI agent in charge of Shaw tells him that Shaw might walk and recovering the pension fund is unlikely. She tells him that it's been rumored that Shaw has $20 million lying around if he needs it in a hurry. Josh thinks he knows where it is. So with two other employees who also lost their jobs and an evicted tenant, they set out to get into Shaw's penthouse to get the money. But they realize they need the assistance of someone who knows how to steal. So Josh asks a guy he knows is a thief named Slide to help them.
Keywords: accountant, apartment, apartment-building, arrest, bar, bare-chested-male, billionaire, businessman, caper, caper-comedy
Genres:
Action,
Comedy,
Crime,
Taglines: It's not just a robbery. It's payback. Ordinary guys. An extraordinary robbery.
Quotes:
[from trailer]::Josh Kovacs: The average apartment in the Tower costs 5.6 million dollars. We have the best views, the most advanced security systems, but you know what these people are really buying?::Rick Malloy: White neighbors?
[from trailer]::Josh Kovacs: Several years ago, he was asked to manage all your pensions. Right now, they're saying that anyone who invested with Mr Shaw has been frauded.::Odessa Montero: Did he get your money too?::Josh Kovacs: ...Yeah. He did.
[from trailer]::Arthur Shaw: You people are working stiffs, clock-punchers. Easily replaced.::Josh Kovacs: I don't care what it takes. I will find a way to make it right.
[from trailer]::Cole Howard: We're not criminals. We don't know how to steal...::Josh Kovacs: Don't worry. I know someone who does.
[from trailer]::Slide: How come you bailed me out? Man, I don't even know your name!::Josh Kovacs: You don't remember Mrs Schaltzberg? We used to get dropped at her house every day for daycare! Heavy-set German woman, short goatee.::Slide: You the little seizure boy that's having seizures all the time!::Josh Kovacs: Asthma doesn't cause seizures!
[from trailer]::Slide: You know this was a bad idea, right?::Josh Kovacs: That's it, I don't want you talking to me for the rest of the robbery!
[from trailer]::Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!::Josh Kovacs: If you get shot in the face, it's over.::Slide: If you get shot in your HEAD, it's over. If you get shot in your FACE, the bullet will go through your cheek and come out the other side! Then, what you gonna do?::Cole Howard: Die! We're all gonna die!
[from trailer]::Odessa Montero: First thing you gotta do, you gotta find the entry point. You gotta use your fingers, and you find the entry point. [Slide looks at Odessa]::Odessa Montero: You married?::Slide: No, I ain't married. What's up?
[from trailer]::Cole Howard: If anybody needs me, I'll be living in this box...
[from trailer]::Cole Howard: I'm thinking of becoming a male prostitute...::Josh Kovacs: I think I might have a better idea.