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Cartman absolutely refuses to get his vaccination.
"SHOTS!!!" S23
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY
Cartman is in his underwear sitting on the doctor's table.
CARTMAN
No shots! No shots!
REVERSE to show a doctor standing with a needle and Cartman's mom slightly behind him.
CARTMAN'S MOM
Eric you have to be a big boy.
DOCTOR
Big boys get a toy from the toy chest.
The doctor steps up to Cartman a gets the needle close to his arm.
CARTMAN
No no no nooooooooooooooo-----
The doctor pulls back.
DOCTOR
Eric, It's just a little prick.
CARTMAN
(laughs)
The doctor moves in again.
CARTMAN
No no no noooooO!!!!!
CARTMAN'S MOM
Good boy Eric-
Cartman's CRIES turn into REAL BIG SQUEALS as he thrashes around and jumps off the table.
He runs around circles around the room while the doctor tries to catch him.
INT. PC PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - DAY
PC Principal is at his desk.
PC PRINCIPAL
Our school now has a very strict policy when it comes to immunizations. Everyone has to follow protocol or it puts EVERYONE at risk.
REVERSE to show Cartman with his mom in chairs. She has her trench coat and purse in her lap.
CARTMAN'S MOM
I'm sorry, PC Principal it's just that-- My little Eric really doesn't like shots.
PC PRINCIPAL
Well Eric, nobody likes shots. They're just a fact of life.
CARTMAN'S MOM
No, no, you don't understand. I've taken him to the doctor every Friday for the past four years. They try to give him his shot but he gets scared and runs around and he squeals like a little pig. The doctors try to catch him but Eric greases himself up so that they can't.
PC PRINCIPAL
I'm sorry but my hands are tied here. If Eric isn't immunized then he can not go to this school.
CARTMAN'S MOM
(crying into tissue)
PLEASE! I've tried EVERYTHING! You HAVE to let Eric go to school. I work all day and without school he'll just - he'll just have NOTHING-
PC PRINCIPAL
What do you think's gonna be different next time you try?
CARTMAN'S MOM
If - If you could OFFER Eric something. Sometimes when Eric is behaving this way I think of a gift or a treat of some kind-
CARTMAN
Oh that's a good idea.
PC PRINCIPAL
Like what are you thinking?
CARTMAN'S MOM
I don't know--
CARTMAN
Like maybe... exclusive use of the tetherball pole at recess for the next two months?
CARTMAN'S MOM
Would that be possible-?
The Principal sits there a moment then-
PC PRINCIPAL
What I care most about is the safety of the students, so if you'll take your shots, then I'll agree.
CARTMAN
Sweet.
CARTMAN'S MOM
But Eric you really have to do it this time, ok? When we're at the doctors you can't change your mind.
CARTMAN
I won't change my mind.
INT. WAITING AREA - DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY
Some people are waiting to see the doctor. Some reading magazines, kids playing with toys on the floor.
A receptionist is visible through a window and also we can see down a hallway to the rooms.
Then we hear the sound of a SQUEALING PIG.
The waiting people look up.
Then the sound of various things BREAKING and the SQUEALING continues.
In the background, we see makes Cartman run through.
Then a doctor chases after him holding a needle.
The squealing continues as more THINGS BREAK.
Cartman's mom appears -
CARTMAN'S MOM
ERIC IT'S OK!
Cartman runs out again as the doctor slams into his mother.
Cartman seems to have made it into the receptionists area as the SQUEALING keeps going and papers fly up in the air.
Cut to a shot of the doctor next to Cartman's mom.
DOCTOR
I'm sorry but I have a LOT of other patients to see. We'll just have to try again next week.
He walks away to his office.
Then back to the wide shot - Cartman's mom walks on into the waiting area.
CARTMAN'S MOM
Come on Eric we're going home.
Eric's head appears in the reception area.
CARTMAN
We're going home? You promise?
CARTMAN'S MOM
Let's go. Get in the car.
Cartman comes to the waiting area and mom heads for the door.
CARTMAN
Wait, can I get a toy from the toy chest?
CARTMAN'S MOM
(walking out)
ONE toy, Eric!
CARTMAN
Cool.
Cartman goes back to the box and takes one plastic wrapped toy and then hurries after his mother.
Cartman presents a plan, to the Mayor, to help everyone with anxiety.
"Buddha Box" S22
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INT. MAYOR'S OFFICE - DAY
The same meditation flute music from the commercial plays as the camera BOOMS down onto Cartman who is wearing his own Buddha outfit now.
He seems to be meditating.
CARTMAN
To quiet one's mind... One must have a dialogue with oneself. I have found enlightenment but there are so many others who suffer...
REVEAL that in a reverse the Mayor is listening at her desk flanked by her aids.
CARTMAN
It's very important to take the time to shut out the outside word. In the Hindu religion there's a saying 'Namaste' it means 'Fuck you I have Anxiety'.
The Mayor and Aides look at each other.
CARTMAN
At first I thought it was only a few of us. But then something was said to me by Kyle. He said 'Eric, my friend, EVERYONE has anxiety.
Cut to the Mayor again.
CARTMAN
I know what you're thinking. FUCK KYLE. And normally I would agree with you. But hear his WORDS. EVERYONE has anxiety. We MUST recognize this disease as an EPIDEMIC. YES, FUCK KYLE, but Mayor we have to raise money to get EVERYONE who has anxiety the tools they need to cope.
MAYOR
And how do you think we get that money? How do YOU suggest we do this?
CARTMAN
(shrugging)
Namaste.
MAYOR'S AIDE
Na-ma-ste.
CARTMAN
Fuck you too.
- published: 05 Aug 2021
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Nelson loses all hope after Stan's pee wee team is brutally beaten by the Detroit Red Wings.
"Stanley's Cup" S10
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INT. HOCKEY RINK - IN THE ANNOUNCER'S BOOTH -- CONTINUOUS
Two announcers in the slick booth speaking towards camera.
ANNOUNCER
It's a tie game here in Colorado as we get set to start the final period.
WIDE SHOT - HOCKEY RINK
ANNOUNCER
Your attention please, for this third and final period the Detroit Red Wings will be playing the Park County Pee Wee Hockey team.
Cut to the Red Wings' side of the the ice as they file behind the box.
Then to Stan's side as the Pee Wee Kids try to get in the box, two of them falling down.
IN THE AUDIENCE - Random people we've never seen before sit and settle in to watch the final period.
ON THE ICE - The two teams go to center ice for the face off.
The puck dropper stands between a big Red Wing player and Billy, who can barely hod his stick.
The WHISTLE BLOWS and the puck drops.
The game starts and the Red Wings don't let up at all. They play their best game, knocking the kids down and running them over.
A Red Wing Player checks Mickey into the glass, almost killing him.
CROWD
OHO!
STAN
JESUS CHRIST!!!!
A Red Wing skates toward Billy who is playing goalie.
Another Red Wing checks Morgan into the glass. The fans seem to like it.
CROWD
HOOO!!
STAN
STOP!!! STOP THIS!!!
The ref comes in, blows the whistle.
CROWD
AWWWWWW!!!!
MAN IN STANDS
LET THEM PLAY! LET THEM PLAY!
CROWD
LET THEM PLAY!
Cut to another part of the crowd where Randy is with Sharon.
ANGLE - on the ice - one ref skates up to the other as they listen to the crowd --
CROWD
LET THEM PLAY! LET THEM PLAY!
One ref shrugs and blows his whistle.
CROWD
(BIG CHEER)
The Red Wings shoot a goal and the lights go off.
Sammy is laying on the ice, hurt. A Red Wing Player skates up to him and kicks him in the head.
SAMMY
UGH!
From the box, Stan can't believe it.
STAN
Hey! CAN THEY DO THAT?!!
One of the red wings is holding Ike down on the ice and PUNCHING him in the face.
IKE
OW!! NO!! AGH!!
ANGLE - A red wing shoot the puck super fast.
ANGLE - The puck smacks into a kid's face, knocking his teeth out - blood flies everywhere.
KID
AHGHGH!
ANGLE - A red wing shoots into the net.
ANGLE - Another red wing shoots into the net.
Shots get faster and faster - more shots of red wings shooting into the net as time goes by.
MORE shots of red wings shooting into the net.
Finally the clock ticks down to 0:00 and the BUZZER sounds.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS starts to play again.
Stan stands in his box, incredulous.
STAN
What the FUCK?!?!
IN THE AUDIENCE - Stan's dad freaks out again as Sharon holds him back.
STAN'S DAD
NOOOO! NOT AGAIN!!! NOOO!!!!!
Little Morgan is laying on the ice in front of Stan, he barely manages to pick his head up off the ice with blood coming down from his mouth.
MORGAN
I hate you coach... I hate you...
Back to Stan in his box as some crowd are visible leaving in the glass behind him. One Avs fan bangs on the glass - Stan turns and the guy angrily flips him off.
Hans and the Red Wing Coach approach each other.
RED WINGS COACH
Thank you, Dad.
HANS
I'm proud of you boy.
They embrace.
On the ice - the Red Wings are now pouring champagne over each other and hugging and dancing.
INT. HOSPITAL -- NIGHT
Little Nelson is watching the Red Wing's victory on TV.
NELSON
No hope... no hope...
He dies - DEEEEEEEEEEEET.
- published: 06 Aug 2021
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Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against.
"Bloody Mary" S09
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INT. STAN'S HOUSE - DAY
Stan walks in the door from school, takes off his back pack, sets it down and closes the door.
Then he walks over to the living room, to find his dad sitting on the couch with a blanket wrapped around him, half eyes, and several empty beer bottles on the coffee table. Stan's dad takes a swig.
STAN
Dad, what the hell are you doing?!
STAN'S DAD
Hello, Stan...
STAN
Dad, it's the middle of the DAY! I thought you weren't going to drink as much anymore!
STAN'S DAD
No, Stan, you don't understand. I have a DISEASE. Daddy's very sick.
STAN
WHAT? Did you GO to your A.A. meeting?!
STAN'S DAD
Yes, they're the ones that told me. I thought I could just quit drinking on my own - but it's an ILLNESS, son. I have to admit that I'm POWERLESS to this terrible disease.
(coughs)
Then he takes a slurp of beer and-
STAN'S DAD
(belches)
STAN
Dad, you've had enough. Just stop now.
STAN'S DAD
I CAN'T! I'm SICK!
(cries)
Dad storms out, carrying his beer.
INT. BATHROOM - DAY
Stan's dad stumbled into the bathroom and walks to the mirror, where he looks at his half-eyed reflection and starts to weep.
STAN'S DAD
It's not fair...
(up to God)
Why did you give ME this disease?!
(cries some more, and then-)
Stan's dad picks up clippers and turns them on. ZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Stan's dad slowly runs the clippers through his hair, leaving a bald stripe.
STAN'S DAD
(crying)
INT. KITCHEN - DAY
Stan is at the kitchen table, pouring some milk into a glass with both hands. Then he hears-
STAN'S DAD (O.S.)
Stan?! Stan?!
Stan runs out.
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
Stan's dad is sitting in a wheel chair, bald, with a blanket over his legs.
STAN'S DAD
Stan...
STAN
Aw, God dammit!
STAN'S DAD
Stan I need your help-
STAN
Dad! What are you doing in Grandpa's extra wheelchair?!
STAN'S DAD
I've got to try and take it easy from now on, son. Get daddy another beer, will you?
STAN
NO! You don't need another beer.
STAN'S DAD
I KNOW THAT! But this disease is just eating me up! I HATE my illness!
STAN
Dad, you just need to NOT DRINK so much. It's VERY SIMPLE!
STAN'S DAD
I wish it was that simple, son. But if I don't give myself up to a higher power, this disease is going to kill me dead. I'm afraid that the only thing which is going to cure me... Is a MIRACLE.
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South Park
South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. The show revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town. Much like The Simpsons, South Park uses a very large ensemble cast of recurring characters. Intended for mature audiences, the show has become infamous for its crude language and dark, surreal humor that satirizes a wide range of topics.
Parker and Stone developed the show from two animated shorts they created in 1992 and 1995. The latter became one of the first Internet viral videos, which ultimately led to its production as a series. South Park debuted in August 1997 with great success, consistently earning the highest ratings of any basic cable program. Subsequent ratings have varied but it remains one of Comedy Central's highest rated shows, and is slated to air through at least 2019. The pilot episode was produced using cutout animation. All subsequent episodes are created with software that emulates the cutout technique. Parker and Stone perform most of the voice acting. Since 2000, each episode is typically written and produced during the week preceding its broadcast, with Parker serving as the primary writer and director. There have been a total of 267 episodes over the course of the show's 19 seasons.
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South Park Let's Go Tower Defense Play!
South Park Let's Go Tower Defense Play! is a 2009 video game based on the American animated television series South Park, released on the Xbox Live Arcade service for the Xbox 360 video game console. The game was developed by Doublesix in England, United Kingdom, in collaboration with South Park Digital Studios and Xbox Live Productions. Let's Go Tower Defense Play is a tower defense game, with the added element of being a fast-paced action game as well. Thus, players do not only build towers to eliminate destructive forces, but they also have to control multiple characters in order to successfully protect the town of South Park. South Park Let's Go Tower Defense Play! is the first South Park video game released after three early titles released between 1998 and 2000.
Gameplay
Like in other tower defense games players must destroy waves of enemies using towers strategically placed around a path. In addition players can directly control a character to directly attack the enemies and collect dropped coins in order to buy and place down more towers. In single player, the player switches between each character, whilst multiplayer assigns characters to each player.
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South Park (season 3)
The third season of the American animated sitcom South Park began airing on April 7, 1999. The third season concluded after 17 episodes on January 12, 2000.
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South Park
South Park is an animated series featuring four foul-mouthed 4th graders, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. The show is set in the Colorado town of South Park where weird things keep happening, whether its being abducted by aliens or avoiding Kyle's little brother Ike. The show is based on the short film by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, "The Spirit of Christmas".
Cast
- Season 1
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Episode 1: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Cartman: How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?...
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Episode 2: Weight Gain 4000
Jimbo: Uh-oh.::Chef: You know, Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman. I don't mean special in a M...
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Episode 3: Volcano
[Repeated line, while hunting]::Jimbo: It's coming right for us....
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Episode 4: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Richard Stamos: [singing] Loving you is easy when you're beautiful. Do, do, do, do, do... [Off key] ...
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Episode 5: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]::Chef: Now I know how all those white women must have fel...
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Episode 6: Death
Grandpa: What has America's youth come to? Kids won't even kill their own grandparents....
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Episode 7: Pinkeye
[Zombie Kenny bites an old lady]::Eric Cartman: Nice going, Kenny! She was about to give us candy!::...
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Episode 8: Starvin' Marvin
Mr. Garrison: Who knows what a can food drive is?::Eric Cartman: Isn't that where they cut open a ch...
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Episode 9: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Mr. Hankey: Not real, eh? If I wasn't real, could I sing this merry little song?::[singing]::Mr. Han...
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Episode 10: Damien
Pip: Oh Eric, I didn't get an invitation.::Eric Cartman: Hmm, what could I have done with Pip's invi...
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Episode 11: Tom's Rhinoplasty
Cartman: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian....
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Episode 12: Mecha-Streisand
Barbra Streisand: You know who I am, don't you?::Officer Barbrady: Well, you ain't Fiona Apple, and ...
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Episode 13: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Chief Runningwater: You mother is what we Native Americans refer to as "Bear With WIDE Canyon".::Eri...
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Episode : Unaired Pilot
Eric Cartman: [singing] Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger!...
- Season 2
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Episode 1: Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Phillip: After all Terrance. A friend in need is a friend with kraft dinner....
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Episode 2: Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Mayor McDaniels: Officer Barbrady, pretend for just a minute that we had a competent law officer in ...
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Episode 3: Chickenlover
Stan Marsh: If we read will we become like that guy?::Kyle Broflovski: Yeah this is stupid, books ar...
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Episode 4: Ike's Wee Wee
Jimbo: [Mackey's dressed like a hippie] Why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert?::Mr. Mackey: I ...
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Episode 5: Conjoined Fetus Lady
Chinese broadcaster: They won't have any trouble seeing the ball, with their BIG American eyes....
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Episode 6: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Eric Cartman: [dressed as an old woman] Why do I have to play the old lady?::Kyle Broflovski: Becaus...
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Episode 7: City on the Edge of Forever
Eric Cartman: Mom, I just had the weirdest dream. I was dreaming that Stan and Kyle and Kenny and I ...
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Episode 8: Summer Sucks
[At a psychiatrist's office. Mr. Garrison's hand puppet, Mr. Hat, is missing]::Mr.Garrison: At first...
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Episode 9: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
Cartman: I've learned something too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make...
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Episode 10: Chickenpox
Mr. McCormick: [explaining to Kyle why he isn't as successful as Kyle's father] And do you know why?...
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Episode 11: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman: [singing] I love Cheesy Poofs / We love Cheesy Poofs / If we all didn't love Cheesy Poofs /...
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Episode 12: Clubhouses
Bebe Stevens: Stan, truth or dare?::Stan Marsh: Dare.::Bebe Stevens: [Wendy and Bebe whisper to each...
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Episode 13: Cow Days
At the beginning of the episode, the answer the couple give on the trivia contest, "Upper Vascular H...
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Episode 14: Chef Aid
Ozzy Osbourne: [Ozzy Osbourne is describing how he became famous] Many years ago, I was the lead man...
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Episode 15: Spookyfish
Stan: [Cartman walks in with a beard while Kenny is carving a squash with a huge butcher knife and S...
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Episode 16: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Grandma: I thought that shirt would look really good on you.::Cartman: Are you telling me I drove ni...
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Episode 17: Gnomes
Mrs. Tweek: Oh hello, son. How was your day?::Tweek: DAAAAGH.::Mrs. Tweek: That's good....
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Episode 18: Prehistoric Ice Man
Steve Irwin: That's the most poisonous snake in this entire region! So what I'm gonna do, is sneak u...
- Season 3
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Episode 1: Rainforest Shmainforest
[driving through San Jose, Costa Rica]::Eric Cartman: Oh my God, it smells like ass out here.::Miss ...
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Episode 2: Spontaneous Combustion
[episode running gag]::Mayor: Marsh, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you! Find the cause of spontane...
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Episode 3: The Succubus
Chef's Father: Well, aren't you crackers just cute as the dickens?::Stan: You're chef's parents?::Ch...
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Episode 4: Jakovasaurs
Alphonse Mephisto: I've managed to artificially inseminate Hope with your semen.::Jakov: I have seam...
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Episode 5: Tweek vs. Craig
Mr. Adler: [decides to commit suicide, he lays on a saw belt, feet first] It'll all be over soon. [s...
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Episode 6: Sexual Harassment Panda
Sexual Harassment Panda: That makes me a saaaaaaaaad panda....
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Episode 7: Cat Orgy
Voiceover: And now back to Wild Animal World. Here in the more erit regions of Africa, the Gold Coat...
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Episode 8: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Until this episode, Butters was called Swanson and never spoke....
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Episode 9: Jewbilee
The "Moses" energy cone is a reference to/spoof of the MCP energy cone from _Tron (1982)_....
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Episode 10: Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Eric Cartman: Oh sweet. The "Life-Sized Blow-up Antonio Banderas Love Doll." What a cool Christmas p...
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Episode 11: Chinpokomon
Gerald Brofloski: You see son, fads come and go. And this "Chinpokomon" is nothing more than a fad. ...
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Episode 12: Hooked on Monkey Fonics
Mayor McDaniels: [at the spelling bee] All right, Mark, your word is "conscientious."::Cartman: [to ...
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Episode 13: Starvin' Marvin in Space
Starvin' Marvin, the young Ethiopian boy who was delivered to South Park by mistake two years earlie...
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Episode 14: The Red Badge of Gayness
Stan: You can't just show up to a Civil War re-enactment dressed up like General Lee, fatass.::Cartm...
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Episode 15: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr. Hankey: We're just gonna sit back and enjoy some holiday songs! And if you don't like it, well, ...
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Episode 16: Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
God: [to Stan] You will hit puberty, but you will never have a period, because you are a boy...::[pa...
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Episode 17: World Wide Recorder Concert
Kyle Broflovski: Well, that whole experience sure did suck.::Stan Marsh: Yeah, but you know? I learn...
- Season 4
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Episode 1: The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
Kyle: I've learned something today. You see, the basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of i...
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Episode 2: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
Eric Cartman: [Cartman and Kenny are being chased] Dammit, Kenny! Can't this thing go any faster?::K...
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Episode 3: Timmy 2000
MTV announcer: You're watching MTV, the cool brainwashing 12-year-old-and-younger station that hides...
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Episode 4: Quintuplets 2000
Grandpa Marvin Marsh: We gotta get the Frenchy-poo fag-nasties outta you....
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Episode 5: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Mr. Eduardo (Member of NAMBLA): All these men wanted was love from a young boy. There is nothing wro...
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Episode 6: Cherokee Hair Tampons
Stan: All right. Will you donate one of your kidneys to Kyle?::Cartman: [singing] No no no no no, no...
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Episode 7: Chef Goes Nanners
KKK leader: Good meeting brothers! Now, let's all go take a hot shower.::KKK members: [chanting] Hot...
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Episode 8: Something You Can Do with Your Finger
Kyle: What is "fingerbang" anyway?::Cartman: I don't know. I saw it on HBO. I think it's when you us...
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Episode 9: Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
[Cartman's favorite "psalm"]::Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's ...
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Episode 10: Probably
Cartman: Kenny said in hell people speak Spanish and the water there gives you diarrhea....
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Episode 11: 4th Grade
Mr. Garrison: Alright, let's try it again.::Mrs. Choksondik: "Children, we are now going to do math ...
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Episode 12: Trapper Keeper
[last lines]::Stan: Whoa, wait a minute! Kyle saved your life. I think you at least owe him a thank-...
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Episode 13: Helen Keller! The Musical
Geoffrey Maynard: [singing in a tremendously over the top fashion] I cannot hear what they are sayin...
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Episode 14: Pip
Malcolm McDowell: Hello. I'm a British Person....
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Episode 15: Fat Camp
Man #1: Hello, camper! My name is Rick! How're you doing?::Cartman: [shouts] Well, I'm pissed off, R...
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Episode 16: The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Kyle: Well, are there any chores I can do?::Mrs. Broflovski: Sure, Kyle. You can go to the concert a...
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Episode 17: A Very Crappy Christmas
Miss Diane Choksondik: We got so caught up in the little things of Christmas, like Love and Family, ...
- Season 5
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Episode 1: It Hits the Fan
Cartman: Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle. I said SHIT. On TELEVISION....
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Episode 2: Cripple Fight
Cartman: CRIPPLE FIGHT!...
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Episode 3: Super Best Friends
Jesus: Come in, Moses!::Moses: What?::Jesus: We need to know how to kill a giant stone Abraham Linco...
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Episode 4: Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman: [inspecting Scott Tenorman's chili dish] Huh, this chili looks pretty good. Weh, here's min...
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Episode 5: Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
Eric Cartman: Look, if you don't come and do the show, I'll make you eat your parents.::Phillip: Yeh...
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Episode 6: Cartmanland
Kyle Broflovski: What the hell are you doing, fatass?::Eric Cartman: Not much, just taking my *one m...
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Episode 7: Proper Condom Use
[the boys erroneously think they need to wear condoms all the time in order not to get or spread dis...
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Episode 8: Towelie
Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel......
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Episode 9: Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Kyle Broflovski: [the boys are confronted by Afghan soldiers] Uh... greetings, from, Canada. Well, B...
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Episode 10: How to Eat with Your Butt
Stan Marsh: Dude, the ass face's son is Ben Affleck....
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Episode 11: The Entity
Kyle: My cousin's been here for two weeks and he's driving me insane. I've spent five years in this ...
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Episode 12: Here Comes the Neighborhood
Skeeter: That was it. We just saw the last of them speeding away in a van!::[all the men yell, "All ...
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Episode 13: Kenny Dies
Man: [from the Wish Come True Foundation] I know, I'll bet you'd like to meet Madonna, huh?::Kenny: ...
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Episode 14: Butters' Very Own Episode
Butter's Dad: Son, sometimes it's OK to tell a little white lie. Like when you catch your father jac...
- Season 6
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Episode 1: Jared Has Aides
[last lines]::Cartman: [sitting in a lawn chair in front of the Stotch's house, listening to Butters...
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Episode 2: Asspen
[the kids are skiing]::Thumper the Ski Instructor: OK little dude on the left what's your name?::Ike...
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Episode 3: Freak Strike
Stan: Hi Kenny.::Butters: I told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters.::Stan: Hi new Kenny....
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Episode 4: Fun with Veal
Kyle Broflovski: [after seeing hippies outside the window protesting for the boys] Dude, those gaywa...
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Episode 5: The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Woman: Oh my God, it's Russell Crowe!::Russell Crowe: [mocking the woman] Oh my God, it's Russell Cr...
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Episode 6: Professor Chaos
Narrator: Will Professor Chaos succeed in destroying the town? Who will be their new friend? And whi...
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Episode 7: The Simpsons Already Did It
Dougie: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it! SIMPSONS DID IT!...
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Episode 8: Red Hot Catholic Love
Cartman: Let's see. If you put food in your mouth, you crap out your butt. Maybe if you put food up ...
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Episode 9: Free Hat
Cartman: Never underestimate the power of a free hat....
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Episode 10: Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Bebe: Having boobs sucks....
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Episode 11: Child Abduction Is Not Funny
City Wok Owner: How come every time we Chinese build a wall, Mongolains gotta come knock it down?...
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Episode 12: A Ladder to Heaven
God: Saddam, I've been hearing rumors that you're building nuclear weapons up here.::Saddam Hussein:...
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Episode 13: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Eric Cartman: [Cartman and friends are pretending to be Lord of the Rings characters; they walk by a...
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Episode 14: The Death Camp of Tolerance
Mr. Garrison: Holy Moley! I've gotta find a way to get fired for being gay!...
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Episode 15: The Biggest Douche in the Universe
[Stan performing as a psychic]::Stan: Ok, listen to me. Listen *very* carefully. This is a *trick* t...
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Episode 16: My Future Self n' Me
[an older version of Stan has been sent back from the future through a time matrix]::Old Stan: Hey, ...
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Episode 17: Red Sleigh Down
[they've boarded Santa's spare sleigh]::Kyle: How do we start this thing?::Gnome: You just have to c...
- Season 7
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Episode 1: Cancelled
[Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny are waiting by the school bus stop. This scene is a rehash of the ser...
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Episode 2: Krazy Kripples
Mr Swanson: Jimmy, we've told you before, God made you the way he did for a reason.::Jimmy: Right, b...
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Episode 3: Toilet Paper
Cartman: Okay. Last night, all four of us were at the bowling alley until about 7:30, at which time ...
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Episode 4: I'm a Little Bit Country
[last lines]::Stan: What the hell are they doing now?::Kyle: I... I don't know.::Townspeople: [singi...
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Episode 5: Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Cartman: I just can't take it anymore, you guys. All the dancing, singing, the late night parties......
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Episode 6: Lil' Crime Stoppers
[last lines]::Butters: Fellas! Hey fellas! I got it! I got my semen sample!::Cartman: You did?::Butt...
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Episode 7: Red Man's Greed
Chief Runswithpremise: We'll give them... Blankets. But what they won't know is that these blankets ...
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Episode 8: South Park Is Gay
Crab People: [chanting] Crab people, crab people. Taste like crab, talk like people....
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Episode 9: Christian Rock Hard
Stan Marsh: You don't even know anything about Christianity!::Eric Cartman: I know enough to exploit...
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Episode 10: Grey Dawn
Mr. Garrison: And so you see, children, Genghis Khan was a "Mongol," not to be confused with a "mong...
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Episode 11: Casa Bonita
Cartman: Casa Bonita is my favorite place in the whole world, I'll just die if you don't take me. Pl...
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Episode 12: All About Mormons
[last lines]::Gary Harrison: [to Stan] Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make ...
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Episode 13: Butt Out
Mr. Mackey: [Mr Mackey catches the boy smoking outside the school] OK, let me tell you boys somethin...
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Episode 14: Raisins
Mrs. Linda Stotch: You shouldn't be working here. You should be learning a skill so you can grow up ...
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Episode 15: It's Christmas in Canada
[last lines]::Stan: [at the end of the Christmas episode, on a parade in Canada] Oh, well, maybe we'...
- Season 8
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Episode 1: Good Times with Weapons
Cartman: Okay. Go ahead, Kyle. Throw your nunchucks away. If you can. But you know damn well that yo...
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Episode 2: Up the Down Steroid
Cartman: [when at the special Olympics registration] CARTMAN... DUUUURRRRHHHH!...
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Episode 3: The Passion of the Jew
Stan: [about Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ"] That wasn't a movie - that was a snuff film! We w...
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Episode 4: You Got F'd in the A
Goth Kid 2: We can't be a dance troupe with just guys. People will think we're fags....
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Episode 5: AWESOM-O
Butters: I'm so glad you came into my life, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O. You're the best friend a guy could have....
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Episode 6: The Jeffersons
Kenny: [after Kyle, Stan and Blanket come running into the room] You guys. What the hell is going on...
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Episode 7: Goobacks
Stan: They took our jobs!::[audience replies]::Stan: Dey tok yer jobs! Dey tk yer jabbs! Derrker der...
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Episode 8: Douche and Turd
Giant Douche: We've got spirit, yes we do; Giant Douches me and you!...
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Episode 9: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Eric Cartman: Whoa, pixie sticks, 29 cents!::[Cartman slips into a trance]::Eric Cartman: Wall-Mart?...
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Episode 10: Pre-School
Miss Clarage: Trent Boyett, what have you done now?::Young Trent Boyett: They said they could put it...
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Episode 11: Quest for Ratings
Stan Marsh: You guys, we watched Craig show all night long.::Token Williams: Yeah, it was great.::St...
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Episode 12: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Mr. Stoch: Ok son, if you can raise $250 million we won't sell you to Paris Hilton....
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Episode 13: Cartman's Incredible Gift
SPOILER: It's too late, but we finally learn Ms. Crabtree's actual first name is Veronica....
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Episode 14: Woodland Critter Christmas
Woodland critters: [singing] What special time, what special place! / It's Woodland Critter Christma...
- Season 9
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Episode 1: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mr. Garrison: [to Mr. Slave as he decides to walk out after Mr. Garrison got a sex change operation]...
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Episode 2: Die Hippie, Die
Eric Cartman: [as he sees the attic hippies] See that. hippies. These are what we call the ,uh, gigg...
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Episode 3: Wing
SPOILER: The third episode since _"South Park" (1997) {Kenny Dies (#5.13)}_ (qv) in which Kenny dies...
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Episode 4: Best Friends Forever
[the crowds gather outside Hell's Pass Hospital protesting for the feeding tube to be reinserted int...
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Episode 5: The Losing Edge
Cartman: [the boys are trying to intentionally throw the championship baseball game] At this point i...
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Episode 6: The Death of Eric Cartman
Cartman: Well, it's all done. My soul is at peace. I think I can go now.::Butters: So I won't see yo...
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Episode 7: Erection Day
Jimmy Vulmer: Butters, do you know what you're supposed to do when your penis gets hard?::Butters St...
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Episode 8: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Kyle: Can you believe it, Stan? I never thought global warming could happen so fast. I guess I didn'...
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Episode 9: Marjorine
Ms. Garrison: [Butters is disguised as Marjorine, the new girl in school] Why don't you tell the chi...
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Episode 10: Follow That Egg
Mr. Garrison: I'm still me! Just that I have a vagina!::Mr. Slave: But I'm gay! I don't like vaginas...
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Episode 11: Ginger Kids
Eric Cartman: [leading the "gingers" while chanting] Red Power - Red Power - Red Power - Red Power -...
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Episode 12: Trapped in the Closet
Stan: Dad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!...
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Episode 13: Free Willzyx
The original idea with the sketch rendering of the boys was meant to be a really crude stick drawing...
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Episode 14: Bloody Mary
Randy Marsh: What seems to be the officer, problem?...
- Season 10
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Episode 1: The Return of Chef
Stan: Oh my god, they killed Chef!::Kyle: You Bastards! You bastards!...
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Episode 2: Smug Alert!
Stan: All right, but listen. Your life is going to get real boring now that you don't have Kyle to r...
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Episode 3: Cartoon Wars: Part 1
Randy Marsh: [after learning that "Family Guy" will air an episode featuring the prophet Mohammed] F...
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Episode 4: Cartoon Wars: Part 2
Trucker: [Dropping Kyle off at the FOX Network studios] I really hope you succeed, kid. I don't wann...
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Episode 5: A Million Little Fibers
The title is a reference to the book by James Frey called "A Million Little Pieces" a autobiography,...
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Episode 6: ManBearPig
Al Gore: I'm SUPER cereal!...
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Episode 7: Tsst
Mr. Mackey: Mrs. Cartman, we have had it with your son's behaviour, m'kay? Little Billy Turner is no...
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Episode 8: Make Love, Not Warcraft
Eric Cartman: You can just hang around outside in the sun all day, tossing a ball around, or you can...
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Episode 9: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
George W. Bush: We all worked very hard to keep our involvement 9-11 a secret... but you just had to...
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Episode 10: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Sheila Broflovski: Help! Please, I need your help! That teacher, Miss Stevenson, she's left town wit...
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Episode 11: Hell on Earth 2006
Biggie Smalls: You punk ass fool.::Butters Stotch: Aah!::Biggie Smalls: Why'd you summon me?::Butter...
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Episode 12: Go God Go
[the kids in class, including a new girl, see Ms. Garrison arriving, not too happy to teach them evo...
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Episode 13: Go God Go XII
[the Cartman of the year 2006 is tossing and turning in bed, impatient for a Nintendo Wii, when the ...
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Episode 14: Stanley's Cup
Stan's boss has hung on the wall three of the most unbelievable South Park Gazette scoops: The drama...
- Season 11
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Episode 1: With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Stan Marsh: [about what his dad said on Wheel of Fortune] Dude, its okay. My dad apologized to Jesse...
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Episode 2: Cartman Sucks
Eric Cartman: And then I took a picture of his wiener in my mouth! Hahahahahaha!::Kyle Broflovski: D...
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Episode 3: Lice Capades
Travis: Kelleh, Kelly can ya hear me? I don't know if you can... but... I want you to know I tried, ...
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Episode 4: The Snuke
USA...
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Episode 5: Fantastic Easter Special
[Jesus and Kyle are locked in a separate prison cell apart from Pope Benedict XVI's cell; Jesus furi...
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Episode 6: D-Yikes!
Ms. Garrison: Children I'm going to tell you something that you may find, well, a little strange. [s...
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Episode 7: Night of the Living Homeless
Jimbo Kern: What happened, Glenn?::Glenn: There's no help coming! Because of all the homeless... bec...
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Episode 8: Le Petit Tourette
Cartman: Alright hold on just a second. Are you telling me if you have this Tourette syndrome, you c...
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Episode 9: More Crap
[from trailer]::Randy Marsh: [Randy, about to flush toilet, stops when he sees his crap in the toile...
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Episode 10: Imaginationland
Ike Broflovski: Yay! Kyle's gonna suck balls....
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Episode 11: Imaginationland: Episode II
Eric Cartman: Well, we're here now. That's all that matters.::[places a bowl of nuts on the table]::...
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Episode 12: Imaginationland: Episode III
General: Why is it so easy for children to break into the Pentagon?...
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Episode 13: Guitar Queer-o
All the songs mentioned or heard are from 'Guitar Hero II'. However, the episode uses official track...
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Episode 14: The List
Wendy Testaburger: [has found out why the list was forged] So that you could justify dating Clyde an...
- Season 12
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Episode 1: Tonsil Trouble
Moderator: I announce that there this is no trace of the HIV in either Klye Broflovski or Eric Cartm...
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Episode 2: Britney's New Look
Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but ...
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Episode 3: Major Boobage
[last lines]::Stan Marsh: You guys! Check it out! It's Kenny.::[Kenny sniffs a flower]::Stan Marsh: ...
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Episode 4: Canada on Strike
Tay Zonday: Shut your fucking mouth, laughing baby!...
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Episode 5: Eek, a Penis!
Butters: That might be the teacher's penis.::Mr. Stotch: How do you know what your teacher's penis l...
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Episode 6: Over Logging
Sharon Marsh: Randy, off the internet.::Randy Marsh: [in childish voice] No! Come on, leave me alone...
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Episode 7: Super Fun Time
Eric Cartman: Butters, you gotta learn to chill. Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and loo...
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Episode 8: The China Probrem
USA:8 October 2008...
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Episode 9: Breast Cancer Show Ever
[Everyone is watching Wendy fight Cartman]::Butters: Fuck him up, Wendy!...
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Episode 10: Pandemic
Craig: Was there ever a moment, when you had the genius idea of becoming a Peruvian flute band, that...
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Episode 11: Pandemic 2: The Startling
The pan flute music heard during Craig's ending narration is 'Gary Numan' (qv)'s "Cars"....
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Episode 12: About Last Night...
The episode uses quotes from 'Barack Obama (I)' (qv) and 'John McCain (I)' (qv)'s Election Day speec...
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Episode 13: Elementary School Musical
[Cartman comes into class after saying the previous day that he was going to kill himself]::Kyle Bro...
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Episode 14: The Ungroundable
USA:19 November 2008...
- Season 13
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Episode 1: The Ring
Jimmy Vulmer: Kenny deserves to know, fellas. If you guys found out my girlfriend was a raging whore...
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Episode 2: The Coon
USA:18 March 2009...
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Episode 3: Margaritaville
Bank Clerk: How can I help you, young man?::Stan Marsh: I got a hundred-dollar check from my grandma...
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Episode 4: Eat, Pray, Queef
The episode's title is based upon 'Elizabeth Gilbert (III)' (qv)'s novel "Eat, Pray, Love"....
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Episode 5: Fishsticks
Jay Leno: So apparently more and more Americans are eating fishsticks. Have you seen this? Have you ...
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Episode 6: Pinewood Derby
USA...
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Episode 7: Fatbeard
USA:22 April 2009...
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Episode 8: Dead Celebrities
After Ike wins the pageant and the camera veers out to the celebrating crowd a Visitor can be seen b...
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Episode 9: Butters' Bottom Bitch
USA:14 October 2009...
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Episode 10: W.T.F.
Mexican 1: Dios mio! Muerto el pollo loco!::Mexican 2: Bastardos!...
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Episode 11: Whale Whores
Cartman: Suck my Japanese-imprisoned balls!...
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Episode 12: The F Word
USA:4 November 2009...
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Episode 13: Dances with Smurfs
Eric Cartman: [after seeing James Cameron's Avatar] You sons of bitches! Dances with Smurfs was my i...
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Episode 14: Pee
USA:18 November 2009...
- Season 14
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Episode 1: Sexual Healing
Kenny McCormick: [Mufffled] Autoerotic asphyxiation? What's that?::Researcher: I don't want to go in...
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Episode 2: The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
Kyle: Mr. Garrison, didn't the guy who shot John Lennon say it was because of this book?::Mr. Garris...
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Episode 3: Medicinal Fried Chicken
Randy Marsh: The doctor made you a souvenir.::Sharon Marsh: Oh Randy, I love it!::Randy Marsh: And w...
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Episode 4: You Have 0 Friends
Eric Cartman: Ah, here's a guy. Hey dude, how's it going?::Man on Webcam: Hey.::Eric Cartman: This i...
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Episode 5: 200
USA:14 April 2010...
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Episode 6: 201
[first lines]::Eric Cartman (as Mitch Connor): [voiceover] Saigon. It's a hell of a place. I've seen...
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Episode 7: Crippled Summer
Camp Counsellor: That's it. We're done. You are no longer employed here!::Kyle Broflovski: Please si...
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Episode 8: Poor and Stupid
Eric wants to be a NASCAR driver when he grows up but believes he's too fat and too smart and that i...
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Episode 9: It's a Jersey Thing
Kyle Broflovski: [pushes Eric Cartman into a tree] I'm NOT one of them! Do you understand me? You be...
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Episode 10: Insheeption
Yusuf: Is this the dream? Or the dream within the dream?::Dominic Cobb: I don't know. Just keep shoo...
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Episode 11: Coon 2: Hindsight
USA:27 October 2010...
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Episode 12: Mysterion Rises
In this episode it is discovered how Kenny continues to show up despite the fact that he dies consta...
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Episode 13: Coon vs. Coon and Friends
Eric Cartman: [Narrating while riding on Cthulhu] Thanks to Coon and Friends the country will soon b...
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Episode 14: Crème Fraiche
USA:17 November 2010...
- Season 15
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Episode 1: HUMANCENTiPAD
Eric Cartman: It does email and web browsing and it shits in Kyle's mouth? This is the greatest thin...
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Episode 2: Funnybot
German President: I will now tell you a German joke. "A sausage maker buys a box of cereal."; I will...
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Episode 3: Royal Pudding
The Tooth Decay play is a spot-on spoof of several plays done by the Sesame Street Little Theater on...
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Episode 4: T.M.I.
Thinking the school has posted the size of all the kid's penises for the whole school to see, Cartma...
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Episode 5: Crack Baby Athletic Association
Secretary: [off-screen] Dean Howland, a representative from another prestigious institution is here ...
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Episode 6: City Sushi
City Wok Guy: How come every time a hard-working Chinese man open a business, some smelly Japanese d...
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Episode 7: You're Getting Old
Doctor: I'm gonna try something else. Look at these two pictures. One of them is a new ad for Kevin ...
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Episode 8: Ass Burgers
Morpheus: [to Stan] You've broken through their reality and they don't like it! Others deserve to kn...
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Episode 9: The Last of the Meheecans
The scene in which Butters/Mantequilla steps onto his balcony and is greeted by throngs of adoring f...
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Episode 10: Bass to Mouth
Kids at South Park Elementary School become enthralled with a new website called EavesDropper, which...
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Episode 11: Broadway Bro Down
Commercial announcer: The Book of Mormon! You'll get a blowjob....
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Episode 12: 1%
Butters: And so then Skeletor told Terminator he wanted a divorce, and apparently it's all going to ...
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Episode 13: A History Channel Thanksgiving
History Channel announcer: You're watching The History Channel: The only network dedicated to histor...
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Episode 14: The Poor Kid
Eric: Oh, wow - poor people being arrested. What a rare occurrence! Ha, ha. Hey, Kenny! Kenny, wave!...
- Season 16
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Episode 1: Reverse Cowgirl
After a South Park citizen meets with an unfortunate accident, the TSA steps in to prevent it from h...
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Episode 2: Cash for Gold
[Stan calls a jewelry shopping channel]::Stan Marsh: Yeah hi. Erm, you should kill yourself.::Dean -...
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Episode 3: Faith Hilling
A new memetic trend emerges called "Faith Hilling", a derivative of "Bradying", which involves havin...
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Episode 4: Jewpacabra
Eric Cartman: Kyle! Kyle! My Hebrew friend! Did you see that it's raining frogs?::Kyle Broflovski: Y...
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Episode 5: Butterballs
The character of Bucky Bailey, the anti-bullying counselor, is drawn to resemble Bob Keeshan as Capt...
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Episode 6: I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Marina del Rey, California, USA...
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Episode 7: Cartman Finds Love
Eric Cartman: There's something you should probably know. Man, this is hard. Um, the thing is, me an...
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Episode 8: Sarcastaball
Butters: Boy, this is why I just don't get football and suck at it.::Stan: You don't suck at footbal...
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Episode 9: Raising the Bar
Eric Cartman: I'm fucking fat, Kyle. I'm fat as fucking fuck....
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Episode 10: Insecurity
Commercial voiceover guy: [Gerald lies next to Shelia in bed] Erectile dysfunction is a fact of life...
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Episode 11: Going Native
USA:17 October 2012...
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Episode 12: A Nightmare on Facetime
Randy Marsh: Stan! I'm coming Stanny Boy!...
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Episode 13: A Scause for Applause
The spoofing of the "Free Pussy Riot" movement led some in the Russian government to call for a ban ...
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Episode 14: Obama Wins!
According to 'Trey Parker (I)' (qv), there was strong pressure from Comedy Central and even several ...
- Season 17
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Episode 1: Let Go, Let Gov
USA...
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Episode 2: Informative Murder Porn
Randy: Stan. Stan! How do you tame a horse in Minecraft? [naked and at Stan's door after finding out...
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Episode 3: World War Zimmerman
USA...
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Episode 4: Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
In over 16 years of the series, this became the first episode to be delayed and not make it's intend...
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Episode 5: Taming Strange
Canadian Healthcare Administrator: It was a mistake.::His wife: What?::Canadian Healthcare Administr...
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Episode 6: Ginger Cow
Eric Cartman: I'm pretty sure that this cow can make ginger cheese. Which is like a Swiss cheese but...
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Episode 7: Black Friday
Butters Stotch: Wizard Cartman, I started watching Game of Thrones.::Eric Cartman: Ah, yes, paladin ...
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Episode 8: A Song of Ass and Fire
Butters Stotch: The dragons are still just on their way! They keep promising dragons, but all I get ...
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Episode 9: Titties and Dragons
Eric Cartman: Did you see Prometheus? I don't even think the writers knew what that was about....
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Episode 10: The Hobbit
Wendy Testaburger: What the fuck is your problem? [referring to Butters turning down a fat girl whom...
- Season 18
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Episode 1: Go Fund Yourself
The boys Kickstarter page says: The Washington Redskins will do absolutely NOTHING for you! Read to ...
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Episode 2: Gluten Free Ebola
Radio Host: Now, this party is also for a good cause, because it's to honor a little boy with diabet...
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Episode 3: The Cissy
Wendy: What the hell do you think you're doing?::[to Cartman, who has entered the girls' bathroom]::...
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Episode 4: Handicar
Russian Cab Driver: Nobody takes jobs away from us! We need to speak to mayor and tell her to shut d...
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Episode 5: The Magic Bush
Eric Cartman: Hey, douchebag, you doing anything cool? [to Butters]...
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Episode 6: (#18.6)
USA:5 November 2014...
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Episode 10: (#18.10)
The Obama's are in town and and Cartman, Kyle and Stan get together with the Obama's girl to expose ...
South Park
ALBUMS
- Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo released: 1999
South Park
ALBUMS
- Chill Out Cafè, Volume Nove released: 2005
- Chill Out Café, Volume Otto released: 2004
- Formentera De Noche, Volume 2 released: 2003
- Lounge Mon Amour released: 2002
- Chill Out Café: Best Of released: 2002
- Acid Jazz Classics, Volume 4 released: 2001
- Chill Out Café, Volume Sei released: 2001
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Nelson loses all hope after Stan's pee wee team is brutally beaten by the Detroit Red Wings. "Stanley's Cup" S10 Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark ...
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South Park has a long future ahead. 14 brand new movies are coming to Paramount Plus. Several new seasons have been confirmed for Comedy Central. Cartman, Kenny, Kyle and Stan will continue their mountain town adventures in the many years to come! Matt Stone and Trey Parker have been creating South Park for about two and a half decades. With this new deal, South Park will reach Season 30 and be around for even longer than it already has been, breaking records with its episode count and continuing to be the talk of the world! SOURCE: https://southpark.cc.com/news/ivrtcw/mtv-entertainment-studios-inks-new-and-expansive-deal-with-creators-trey-parker-and-matt-stone-through-2027 Welcome to Vailskibum94! Cartoon News ✧ Reviews ✧ Discussions Subscribe to keep up with my videos → http://bit.l...
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Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against. "Bloody Mary" S09 Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark Twitte...
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South Park 25 Minutes Of Best Ever Clips
⭐ MORE GREAT SOUTH PARK CONTENT UPLOADED DAILY, ALSO CHECK OUT MY PLAYLISTS ⭐ 25 Minutes of what i consider some of the best South Park moments ever. Enjoy
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‘South Park’ Creators Trey Parker And Matt Stone Sign $900 Million ViacomCBS Deal | THR News
MTV Entertainment Studios has inked ‘South Park’ creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone to a new deal that will run through 2027, including 14 new movies made exclusively for Paramount+, two every year, beginning this year. To learn more about this story: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/14-south-park-films-parker-stone-deal-1234993150/ ►►Subscribe for more entertainment news: http://thr.cm/dwtPxG2 ►► See our latest videos: http://thr.cm/syLedfw About: The Hollywood Reporter (THR) is the entertainment industry's flagship media brand, offering in-depth reporting, analysis, unparalleled access, world-class photography and video, and feature exclusives in its award-winning weekly magazine and dynamic website. The Hollywood Reporter also boasts prestigious live events,...
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South Park: Eric Cartman, Best Of Season 10 - PART 1
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Cartman Refuses to Get Vaccinated - SOUTH PARK
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Cartman absolutely refuses to get his vaccination.
"SHOTS!!!" S23
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Cartman absolutely refuses to get his vaccination.
"SHOTS!!!" S23
Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1
Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark
About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time.
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY
Cartman is in his underwear sitting on the doctor's table.
CARTMAN
No shots! No shots!
REVERSE to show a doctor standing with a needle and Cartman's mom slightly behind him.
CARTMAN'S MOM
Eric you have to be a big boy.
DOCTOR
Big boys get a toy from the toy chest.
The doctor steps up to Cartman a gets the needle close to his arm.
CARTMAN
No no no nooooooooooooooo-----
The doctor pulls back.
DOCTOR
Eric, It's just a little prick.
CARTMAN
(laughs)
The doctor moves in again.
CARTMAN
No no no noooooO!!!!!
CARTMAN'S MOM
Good boy Eric-
Cartman's CRIES turn into REAL BIG SQUEALS as he thrashes around and jumps off the table.
He runs around circles around the room while the doctor tries to catch him.
INT. PC PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - DAY
PC Principal is at his desk.
PC PRINCIPAL
Our school now has a very strict policy when it comes to immunizations. Everyone has to follow protocol or it puts EVERYONE at risk.
REVERSE to show Cartman with his mom in chairs. She has her trench coat and purse in her lap.
CARTMAN'S MOM
I'm sorry, PC Principal it's just that-- My little Eric really doesn't like shots.
PC PRINCIPAL
Well Eric, nobody likes shots. They're just a fact of life.
CARTMAN'S MOM
No, no, you don't understand. I've taken him to the doctor every Friday for the past four years. They try to give him his shot but he gets scared and runs around and he squeals like a little pig. The doctors try to catch him but Eric greases himself up so that they can't.
PC PRINCIPAL
I'm sorry but my hands are tied here. If Eric isn't immunized then he can not go to this school.
CARTMAN'S MOM
(crying into tissue)
PLEASE! I've tried EVERYTHING! You HAVE to let Eric go to school. I work all day and without school he'll just - he'll just have NOTHING-
PC PRINCIPAL
What do you think's gonna be different next time you try?
CARTMAN'S MOM
If - If you could OFFER Eric something. Sometimes when Eric is behaving this way I think of a gift or a treat of some kind-
CARTMAN
Oh that's a good idea.
PC PRINCIPAL
Like what are you thinking?
CARTMAN'S MOM
I don't know--
CARTMAN
Like maybe... exclusive use of the tetherball pole at recess for the next two months?
CARTMAN'S MOM
Would that be possible-?
The Principal sits there a moment then-
PC PRINCIPAL
What I care most about is the safety of the students, so if you'll take your shots, then I'll agree.
CARTMAN
Sweet.
CARTMAN'S MOM
But Eric you really have to do it this time, ok? When we're at the doctors you can't change your mind.
CARTMAN
I won't change my mind.
INT. WAITING AREA - DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY
Some people are waiting to see the doctor. Some reading magazines, kids playing with toys on the floor.
A receptionist is visible through a window and also we can see down a hallway to the rooms.
Then we hear the sound of a SQUEALING PIG.
The waiting people look up.
Then the sound of various things BREAKING and the SQUEALING continues.
In the background, we see makes Cartman run through.
Then a doctor chases after him holding a needle.
The squealing continues as more THINGS BREAK.
Cartman's mom appears -
CARTMAN'S MOM
ERIC IT'S OK!
Cartman runs out again as the doctor slams into his mother.
Cartman seems to have made it into the receptionists area as the SQUEALING keeps going and papers fly up in the air.
Cut to a shot of the doctor next to Cartman's mom.
DOCTOR
I'm sorry but I have a LOT of other patients to see. We'll just have to try again next week.
He walks away to his office.
Then back to the wide shot - Cartman's mom walks on into the waiting area.
CARTMAN'S MOM
Come on Eric we're going home.
Eric's head appears in the reception area.
CARTMAN
We're going home? You promise?
CARTMAN'S MOM
Let's go. Get in the car.
Cartman comes to the waiting area and mom heads for the door.
CARTMAN
Wait, can I get a toy from the toy chest?
CARTMAN'S MOM
(walking out)
ONE toy, Eric!
CARTMAN
Cool.
Cartman goes back to the box and takes one plastic wrapped toy and then hurries after his mother.
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Cartman absolutely refuses to get his vaccination.
"SHOTS!!!" S23
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY
Cartman is in his underwear sitting on the doctor's table.
CARTMAN
No shots! No shots!
REVERSE to show a doctor standing with a needle and Cartman's mom slightly behind him.
CARTMAN'S MOM
Eric you have to be a big boy.
DOCTOR
Big boys get a toy from the toy chest.
The doctor steps up to Cartman a gets the needle close to his arm.
CARTMAN
No no no nooooooooooooooo-----
The doctor pulls back.
DOCTOR
Eric, It's just a little prick.
CARTMAN
(laughs)
The doctor moves in again.
CARTMAN
No no no noooooO!!!!!
CARTMAN'S MOM
Good boy Eric-
Cartman's CRIES turn into REAL BIG SQUEALS as he thrashes around and jumps off the table.
He runs around circles around the room while the doctor tries to catch him.
INT. PC PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - DAY
PC Principal is at his desk.
PC PRINCIPAL
Our school now has a very strict policy when it comes to immunizations. Everyone has to follow protocol or it puts EVERYONE at risk.
REVERSE to show Cartman with his mom in chairs. She has her trench coat and purse in her lap.
CARTMAN'S MOM
I'm sorry, PC Principal it's just that-- My little Eric really doesn't like shots.
PC PRINCIPAL
Well Eric, nobody likes shots. They're just a fact of life.
CARTMAN'S MOM
No, no, you don't understand. I've taken him to the doctor every Friday for the past four years. They try to give him his shot but he gets scared and runs around and he squeals like a little pig. The doctors try to catch him but Eric greases himself up so that they can't.
PC PRINCIPAL
I'm sorry but my hands are tied here. If Eric isn't immunized then he can not go to this school.
CARTMAN'S MOM
(crying into tissue)
PLEASE! I've tried EVERYTHING! You HAVE to let Eric go to school. I work all day and without school he'll just - he'll just have NOTHING-
PC PRINCIPAL
What do you think's gonna be different next time you try?
CARTMAN'S MOM
If - If you could OFFER Eric something. Sometimes when Eric is behaving this way I think of a gift or a treat of some kind-
CARTMAN
Oh that's a good idea.
PC PRINCIPAL
Like what are you thinking?
CARTMAN'S MOM
I don't know--
CARTMAN
Like maybe... exclusive use of the tetherball pole at recess for the next two months?
CARTMAN'S MOM
Would that be possible-?
The Principal sits there a moment then-
PC PRINCIPAL
What I care most about is the safety of the students, so if you'll take your shots, then I'll agree.
CARTMAN
Sweet.
CARTMAN'S MOM
But Eric you really have to do it this time, ok? When we're at the doctors you can't change your mind.
CARTMAN
I won't change my mind.
INT. WAITING AREA - DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY
Some people are waiting to see the doctor. Some reading magazines, kids playing with toys on the floor.
A receptionist is visible through a window and also we can see down a hallway to the rooms.
Then we hear the sound of a SQUEALING PIG.
The waiting people look up.
Then the sound of various things BREAKING and the SQUEALING continues.
In the background, we see makes Cartman run through.
Then a doctor chases after him holding a needle.
The squealing continues as more THINGS BREAK.
Cartman's mom appears -
CARTMAN'S MOM
ERIC IT'S OK!
Cartman runs out again as the doctor slams into his mother.
Cartman seems to have made it into the receptionists area as the SQUEALING keeps going and papers fly up in the air.
Cut to a shot of the doctor next to Cartman's mom.
DOCTOR
I'm sorry but I have a LOT of other patients to see. We'll just have to try again next week.
He walks away to his office.
Then back to the wide shot - Cartman's mom walks on into the waiting area.
CARTMAN'S MOM
Come on Eric we're going home.
Eric's head appears in the reception area.
CARTMAN
We're going home? You promise?
CARTMAN'S MOM
Let's go. Get in the car.
Cartman comes to the waiting area and mom heads for the door.
CARTMAN
Wait, can I get a toy from the toy chest?
CARTMAN'S MOM
(walking out)
ONE toy, Eric!
CARTMAN
Cool.
Cartman goes back to the box and takes one plastic wrapped toy and then hurries after his mother.
- published: 04 Aug 2021
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Cartman Advocates for His Mental Health - SOUTH PARK
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Cartman presents a plan, to the Mayor, to help everyone with anxiety.
"Buddha Box" S22
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Cartman presents a plan, to the Mayor, to help everyone with anxiety.
"Buddha Box" S22
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About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time.
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INT. MAYOR'S OFFICE - DAY
The same meditation flute music from the commercial plays as the camera BOOMS down onto Cartman who is wearing his own Buddha outfit now.
He seems to be meditating.
CARTMAN
To quiet one's mind... One must have a dialogue with oneself. I have found enlightenment but there are so many others who suffer...
REVEAL that in a reverse the Mayor is listening at her desk flanked by her aids.
CARTMAN
It's very important to take the time to shut out the outside word. In the Hindu religion there's a saying 'Namaste' it means 'Fuck you I have Anxiety'.
The Mayor and Aides look at each other.
CARTMAN
At first I thought it was only a few of us. But then something was said to me by Kyle. He said 'Eric, my friend, EVERYONE has anxiety.
Cut to the Mayor again.
CARTMAN
I know what you're thinking. FUCK KYLE. And normally I would agree with you. But hear his WORDS. EVERYONE has anxiety. We MUST recognize this disease as an EPIDEMIC. YES, FUCK KYLE, but Mayor we have to raise money to get EVERYONE who has anxiety the tools they need to cope.
MAYOR
And how do you think we get that money? How do YOU suggest we do this?
CARTMAN
(shrugging)
Namaste.
MAYOR'S AIDE
Na-ma-ste.
CARTMAN
Fuck you too.
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Cartman presents a plan, to the Mayor, to help everyone with anxiety.
"Buddha Box" S22
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INT. MAYOR'S OFFICE - DAY
The same meditation flute music from the commercial plays as the camera BOOMS down onto Cartman who is wearing his own Buddha outfit now.
He seems to be meditating.
CARTMAN
To quiet one's mind... One must have a dialogue with oneself. I have found enlightenment but there are so many others who suffer...
REVEAL that in a reverse the Mayor is listening at her desk flanked by her aids.
CARTMAN
It's very important to take the time to shut out the outside word. In the Hindu religion there's a saying 'Namaste' it means 'Fuck you I have Anxiety'.
The Mayor and Aides look at each other.
CARTMAN
At first I thought it was only a few of us. But then something was said to me by Kyle. He said 'Eric, my friend, EVERYONE has anxiety.
Cut to the Mayor again.
CARTMAN
I know what you're thinking. FUCK KYLE. And normally I would agree with you. But hear his WORDS. EVERYONE has anxiety. We MUST recognize this disease as an EPIDEMIC. YES, FUCK KYLE, but Mayor we have to raise money to get EVERYONE who has anxiety the tools they need to cope.
MAYOR
And how do you think we get that money? How do YOU suggest we do this?
CARTMAN
(shrugging)
Namaste.
MAYOR'S AIDE
Na-ma-ste.
CARTMAN
Fuck you too.
- published: 05 Aug 2021
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2:44
Park County Pee Wee Hockey Team vs Detroit Red Wings - SOUTH PARK
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- Uploaded Date: 06 Aug 2021
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Nelson loses all hope after Stan's pee wee team is brutally beaten by the Detroit Red Wings.
"Stanley's Cup" S10
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Nelson loses all hope after Stan's pee wee team is brutally beaten by the Detroit Red Wings.
"Stanley's Cup" S10
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INT. HOCKEY RINK - IN THE ANNOUNCER'S BOOTH -- CONTINUOUS
Two announcers in the slick booth speaking towards camera.
ANNOUNCER
It's a tie game here in Colorado as we get set to start the final period.
WIDE SHOT - HOCKEY RINK
ANNOUNCER
Your attention please, for this third and final period the Detroit Red Wings will be playing the Park County Pee Wee Hockey team.
Cut to the Red Wings' side of the the ice as they file behind the box.
Then to Stan's side as the Pee Wee Kids try to get in the box, two of them falling down.
IN THE AUDIENCE - Random people we've never seen before sit and settle in to watch the final period.
ON THE ICE - The two teams go to center ice for the face off.
The puck dropper stands between a big Red Wing player and Billy, who can barely hod his stick.
The WHISTLE BLOWS and the puck drops.
The game starts and the Red Wings don't let up at all. They play their best game, knocking the kids down and running them over.
A Red Wing Player checks Mickey into the glass, almost killing him.
CROWD
OHO!
STAN
JESUS CHRIST!!!!
A Red Wing skates toward Billy who is playing goalie.
Another Red Wing checks Morgan into the glass. The fans seem to like it.
CROWD
HOOO!!
STAN
STOP!!! STOP THIS!!!
The ref comes in, blows the whistle.
CROWD
AWWWWWW!!!!
MAN IN STANDS
LET THEM PLAY! LET THEM PLAY!
CROWD
LET THEM PLAY!
Cut to another part of the crowd where Randy is with Sharon.
ANGLE - on the ice - one ref skates up to the other as they listen to the crowd --
CROWD
LET THEM PLAY! LET THEM PLAY!
One ref shrugs and blows his whistle.
CROWD
(BIG CHEER)
The Red Wings shoot a goal and the lights go off.
Sammy is laying on the ice, hurt. A Red Wing Player skates up to him and kicks him in the head.
SAMMY
UGH!
From the box, Stan can't believe it.
STAN
Hey! CAN THEY DO THAT?!!
One of the red wings is holding Ike down on the ice and PUNCHING him in the face.
IKE
OW!! NO!! AGH!!
ANGLE - A red wing shoot the puck super fast.
ANGLE - The puck smacks into a kid's face, knocking his teeth out - blood flies everywhere.
KID
AHGHGH!
ANGLE - A red wing shoots into the net.
ANGLE - Another red wing shoots into the net.
Shots get faster and faster - more shots of red wings shooting into the net as time goes by.
MORE shots of red wings shooting into the net.
Finally the clock ticks down to 0:00 and the BUZZER sounds.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS starts to play again.
Stan stands in his box, incredulous.
STAN
What the FUCK?!?!
IN THE AUDIENCE - Stan's dad freaks out again as Sharon holds him back.
STAN'S DAD
NOOOO! NOT AGAIN!!! NOOO!!!!!
Little Morgan is laying on the ice in front of Stan, he barely manages to pick his head up off the ice with blood coming down from his mouth.
MORGAN
I hate you coach... I hate you...
Back to Stan in his box as some crowd are visible leaving in the glass behind him. One Avs fan bangs on the glass - Stan turns and the guy angrily flips him off.
Hans and the Red Wing Coach approach each other.
RED WINGS COACH
Thank you, Dad.
HANS
I'm proud of you boy.
They embrace.
On the ice - the Red Wings are now pouring champagne over each other and hugging and dancing.
INT. HOSPITAL -- NIGHT
Little Nelson is watching the Red Wing's victory on TV.
NELSON
No hope... no hope...
He dies - DEEEEEEEEEEEET.
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Nelson loses all hope after Stan's pee wee team is brutally beaten by the Detroit Red Wings.
"Stanley's Cup" S10
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INT. HOCKEY RINK - IN THE ANNOUNCER'S BOOTH -- CONTINUOUS
Two announcers in the slick booth speaking towards camera.
ANNOUNCER
It's a tie game here in Colorado as we get set to start the final period.
WIDE SHOT - HOCKEY RINK
ANNOUNCER
Your attention please, for this third and final period the Detroit Red Wings will be playing the Park County Pee Wee Hockey team.
Cut to the Red Wings' side of the the ice as they file behind the box.
Then to Stan's side as the Pee Wee Kids try to get in the box, two of them falling down.
IN THE AUDIENCE - Random people we've never seen before sit and settle in to watch the final period.
ON THE ICE - The two teams go to center ice for the face off.
The puck dropper stands between a big Red Wing player and Billy, who can barely hod his stick.
The WHISTLE BLOWS and the puck drops.
The game starts and the Red Wings don't let up at all. They play their best game, knocking the kids down and running them over.
A Red Wing Player checks Mickey into the glass, almost killing him.
CROWD
OHO!
STAN
JESUS CHRIST!!!!
A Red Wing skates toward Billy who is playing goalie.
Another Red Wing checks Morgan into the glass. The fans seem to like it.
CROWD
HOOO!!
STAN
STOP!!! STOP THIS!!!
The ref comes in, blows the whistle.
CROWD
AWWWWWW!!!!
MAN IN STANDS
LET THEM PLAY! LET THEM PLAY!
CROWD
LET THEM PLAY!
Cut to another part of the crowd where Randy is with Sharon.
ANGLE - on the ice - one ref skates up to the other as they listen to the crowd --
CROWD
LET THEM PLAY! LET THEM PLAY!
One ref shrugs and blows his whistle.
CROWD
(BIG CHEER)
The Red Wings shoot a goal and the lights go off.
Sammy is laying on the ice, hurt. A Red Wing Player skates up to him and kicks him in the head.
SAMMY
UGH!
From the box, Stan can't believe it.
STAN
Hey! CAN THEY DO THAT?!!
One of the red wings is holding Ike down on the ice and PUNCHING him in the face.
IKE
OW!! NO!! AGH!!
ANGLE - A red wing shoot the puck super fast.
ANGLE - The puck smacks into a kid's face, knocking his teeth out - blood flies everywhere.
KID
AHGHGH!
ANGLE - A red wing shoots into the net.
ANGLE - Another red wing shoots into the net.
Shots get faster and faster - more shots of red wings shooting into the net as time goes by.
MORE shots of red wings shooting into the net.
Finally the clock ticks down to 0:00 and the BUZZER sounds.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS starts to play again.
Stan stands in his box, incredulous.
STAN
What the FUCK?!?!
IN THE AUDIENCE - Stan's dad freaks out again as Sharon holds him back.
STAN'S DAD
NOOOO! NOT AGAIN!!! NOOO!!!!!
Little Morgan is laying on the ice in front of Stan, he barely manages to pick his head up off the ice with blood coming down from his mouth.
MORGAN
I hate you coach... I hate you...
Back to Stan in his box as some crowd are visible leaving in the glass behind him. One Avs fan bangs on the glass - Stan turns and the guy angrily flips him off.
Hans and the Red Wing Coach approach each other.
RED WINGS COACH
Thank you, Dad.
HANS
I'm proud of you boy.
They embrace.
On the ice - the Red Wings are now pouring champagne over each other and hugging and dancing.
INT. HOSPITAL -- NIGHT
Little Nelson is watching the Red Wing's victory on TV.
NELSON
No hope... no hope...
He dies - DEEEEEEEEEEEET.
- published: 06 Aug 2021
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3:05
SOUTH PARK IS GETTING 14 NEW MOVIES AND 30 SEASONS
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South Park has a long future ahead. 14 brand new movies are coming to Paramount Plus. Several new seasons have been confirmed for Comedy Central. Cartman, Kenny...
South Park has a long future ahead. 14 brand new movies are coming to Paramount Plus. Several new seasons have been confirmed for Comedy Central. Cartman, Kenny, Kyle and Stan will continue their mountain town adventures in the many years to come!
Matt Stone and Trey Parker have been creating South Park for about two and a half decades. With this new deal, South Park will reach Season 30 and be around for even longer than it already has been, breaking records with its episode count and continuing to be the talk of the world!
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1:53
Randy Marsh is Powerless Against This Terrible Disease - SOUTH PARK
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- Duration: 1:53
- Uploaded Date: 03 Aug 2021
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Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against.
"Bloody Mary" S09
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Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against.
"Bloody Mary" S09
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INT. STAN'S HOUSE - DAY
Stan walks in the door from school, takes off his back pack, sets it down and closes the door.
Then he walks over to the living room, to find his dad sitting on the couch with a blanket wrapped around him, half eyes, and several empty beer bottles on the coffee table. Stan's dad takes a swig.
STAN
Dad, what the hell are you doing?!
STAN'S DAD
Hello, Stan...
STAN
Dad, it's the middle of the DAY! I thought you weren't going to drink as much anymore!
STAN'S DAD
No, Stan, you don't understand. I have a DISEASE. Daddy's very sick.
STAN
WHAT? Did you GO to your A.A. meeting?!
STAN'S DAD
Yes, they're the ones that told me. I thought I could just quit drinking on my own - but it's an ILLNESS, son. I have to admit that I'm POWERLESS to this terrible disease.
(coughs)
Then he takes a slurp of beer and-
STAN'S DAD
(belches)
STAN
Dad, you've had enough. Just stop now.
STAN'S DAD
I CAN'T! I'm SICK!
(cries)
Dad storms out, carrying his beer.
INT. BATHROOM - DAY
Stan's dad stumbled into the bathroom and walks to the mirror, where he looks at his half-eyed reflection and starts to weep.
STAN'S DAD
It's not fair...
(up to God)
Why did you give ME this disease?!
(cries some more, and then-)
Stan's dad picks up clippers and turns them on. ZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Stan's dad slowly runs the clippers through his hair, leaving a bald stripe.
STAN'S DAD
(crying)
INT. KITCHEN - DAY
Stan is at the kitchen table, pouring some milk into a glass with both hands. Then he hears-
STAN'S DAD (O.S.)
Stan?! Stan?!
Stan runs out.
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
Stan's dad is sitting in a wheel chair, bald, with a blanket over his legs.
STAN'S DAD
Stan...
STAN
Aw, God dammit!
STAN'S DAD
Stan I need your help-
STAN
Dad! What are you doing in Grandpa's extra wheelchair?!
STAN'S DAD
I've got to try and take it easy from now on, son. Get daddy another beer, will you?
STAN
NO! You don't need another beer.
STAN'S DAD
I KNOW THAT! But this disease is just eating me up! I HATE my illness!
STAN
Dad, you just need to NOT DRINK so much. It's VERY SIMPLE!
STAN'S DAD
I wish it was that simple, son. But if I don't give myself up to a higher power, this disease is going to kill me dead. I'm afraid that the only thing which is going to cure me... Is a MIRACLE.
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Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against.
"Bloody Mary" S09
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INT. STAN'S HOUSE - DAY
Stan walks in the door from school, takes off his back pack, sets it down and closes the door.
Then he walks over to the living room, to find his dad sitting on the couch with a blanket wrapped around him, half eyes, and several empty beer bottles on the coffee table. Stan's dad takes a swig.
STAN
Dad, what the hell are you doing?!
STAN'S DAD
Hello, Stan...
STAN
Dad, it's the middle of the DAY! I thought you weren't going to drink as much anymore!
STAN'S DAD
No, Stan, you don't understand. I have a DISEASE. Daddy's very sick.
STAN
WHAT? Did you GO to your A.A. meeting?!
STAN'S DAD
Yes, they're the ones that told me. I thought I could just quit drinking on my own - but it's an ILLNESS, son. I have to admit that I'm POWERLESS to this terrible disease.
(coughs)
Then he takes a slurp of beer and-
STAN'S DAD
(belches)
STAN
Dad, you've had enough. Just stop now.
STAN'S DAD
I CAN'T! I'm SICK!
(cries)
Dad storms out, carrying his beer.
INT. BATHROOM - DAY
Stan's dad stumbled into the bathroom and walks to the mirror, where he looks at his half-eyed reflection and starts to weep.
STAN'S DAD
It's not fair...
(up to God)
Why did you give ME this disease?!
(cries some more, and then-)
Stan's dad picks up clippers and turns them on. ZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Stan's dad slowly runs the clippers through his hair, leaving a bald stripe.
STAN'S DAD
(crying)
INT. KITCHEN - DAY
Stan is at the kitchen table, pouring some milk into a glass with both hands. Then he hears-
STAN'S DAD (O.S.)
Stan?! Stan?!
Stan runs out.
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
Stan's dad is sitting in a wheel chair, bald, with a blanket over his legs.
STAN'S DAD
Stan...
STAN
Aw, God dammit!
STAN'S DAD
Stan I need your help-
STAN
Dad! What are you doing in Grandpa's extra wheelchair?!
STAN'S DAD
I've got to try and take it easy from now on, son. Get daddy another beer, will you?
STAN
NO! You don't need another beer.
STAN'S DAD
I KNOW THAT! But this disease is just eating me up! I HATE my illness!
STAN
Dad, you just need to NOT DRINK so much. It's VERY SIMPLE!
STAN'S DAD
I wish it was that simple, son. But if I don't give myself up to a higher power, this disease is going to kill me dead. I'm afraid that the only thing which is going to cure me... Is a MIRACLE.
- published: 03 Aug 2021
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24:51
South Park 25 Minutes Of Best Ever Clips
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⭐ MORE GREAT SOUTH PARK CONTENT UPLOADED DAILY, ALSO CHECK OUT MY PLAYLISTS ⭐ 25 Minutes of what i consider some of the best South Park moments ever.
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1:45
‘South Park’ Creators Trey Parker And Matt Stone Sign $900 Million ViacomCBS Deal | THR News
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MTV Entertainment Studios has inked ‘South Park’ creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone to a new deal that will run through 2027, including 14 new movies made excl...
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- published: 05 Aug 2021
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20:50
South Park: Eric Cartman, Best Of Season 10 - PART 1
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South Park: Eric Cartman, Best Of Season 10 - PART 1, South Park, Eric Cartman, Butters, Randy Marsh, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Makey, Wendy, Shelly,...
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2:29:41
South Park Full Episodes - South Park Season 12 - Cartoon Movies 2017
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South Park Full Episodes - South Park Season 12 - Cartoon Movies 2017
South Park Full Episodes - South Park Season 12 - Cartoon Movies 2017
South Park Full Episodes - South Park Season 12 - Cartoon Movies 2017
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South Park Full Episodes - South Park Season 12 - Cartoon Movies 2017
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South Park Full Episodes - South Park Season 12 - Cartoon Movies 2017
South Park Full Episodes - South Park Season 12 - Cartoon Movies 2017
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Cartman Refuses to Get Vaccinated - SOUTH PARK
Cartman absolutely refuses to get his vaccination.
"SHOTS!!!" S23
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"SHOTS!!!" S23
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY
Cartman is in his underwear sitting on the doctor's table.
CARTMAN
No shots! No shots!
REVERSE to show a doctor standing with a needle and Cartman's mom slightly behind him.
CARTMAN'S MOM
Eric you have to be a big boy.
DOCTOR
Big boys get a toy from the toy chest.
The doctor steps up to Cartman a gets the needle close to his arm.
CARTMAN
No no no nooooooooooooooo-----
The doctor pulls back.
DOCTOR
Eric, It's just a little prick.
CARTMAN
(laughs)
The doctor moves in again.
CARTMAN
No no no noooooO!!!!!
CARTMAN'S MOM
Good boy Eric-
Cartman's CRIES turn into REAL BIG SQUEALS as he thrashes around and jumps off the table.
He runs around circles around the room while the doctor tries to catch him.
INT. PC PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - DAY
PC Principal is at his desk.
PC PRINCIPAL
Our school now has a very strict policy when it comes to immunizations. Everyone has to follow protocol or it puts EVERYONE at risk.
REVERSE to show Cartman with his mom in chairs. She has her trench coat and purse in her lap.
CARTMAN'S MOM
I'm sorry, PC Principal it's just that-- My little Eric really doesn't like shots.
PC PRINCIPAL
Well Eric, nobody likes shots. They're just a fact of life.
CARTMAN'S MOM
No, no, you don't understand. I've taken him to the doctor every Friday for the past four years. They try to give him his shot but he gets scared and runs around and he squeals like a little pig. The doctors try to catch him but Eric greases himself up so that they can't.
PC PRINCIPAL
I'm sorry but my hands are tied here. If Eric isn't immunized then he can not go to this school.
CARTMAN'S MOM
(crying into tissue)
PLEASE! I've tried EVERYTHING! You HAVE to let Eric go to school. I work all day and without school he'll just - he'll just have NOTHING-
PC PRINCIPAL
What do you think's gonna be different next time you try?
CARTMAN'S MOM
If - If you could OFFER Eric something. Sometimes when Eric is behaving this way I think of a gift or a treat of some kind-
CARTMAN
Oh that's a good idea.
PC PRINCIPAL
Like what are you thinking?
CARTMAN'S MOM
I don't know--
CARTMAN
Like maybe... exclusive use of the tetherball pole at recess for the next two months?
CARTMAN'S MOM
Would that be possible-?
The Principal sits there a moment then-
PC PRINCIPAL
What I care most about is the safety of the students, so if you'll take your shots, then I'll agree.
CARTMAN
Sweet.
CARTMAN'S MOM
But Eric you really have to do it this time, ok? When we're at the doctors you can't change your mind.
CARTMAN
I won't change my mind.
INT. WAITING AREA - DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY
Some people are waiting to see the doctor. Some reading magazines, kids playing with toys on the floor.
A receptionist is visible through a window and also we can see down a hallway to the rooms.
Then we hear the sound of a SQUEALING PIG.
The waiting people look up.
Then the sound of various things BREAKING and the SQUEALING continues.
In the background, we see makes Cartman run through.
Then a doctor chases after him holding a needle.
The squealing continues as more THINGS BREAK.
Cartman's mom appears -
CARTMAN'S MOM
ERIC IT'S OK!
Cartman runs out again as the doctor slams into his mother.
Cartman seems to have made it into the receptionists area as the SQUEALING keeps going and papers fly up in the air.
Cut to a shot of the doctor next to Cartman's mom.
DOCTOR
I'm sorry but I have a LOT of other patients to see. We'll just have to try again next week.
He walks away to his office.
Then back to the wide shot - Cartman's mom walks on into the waiting area.
CARTMAN'S MOM
Come on Eric we're going home.
Eric's head appears in the reception area.
CARTMAN
We're going home? You promise?
CARTMAN'S MOM
Let's go. Get in the car.
Cartman comes to the waiting area and mom heads for the door.
CARTMAN
Wait, can I get a toy from the toy chest?
CARTMAN'S MOM
(walking out)
ONE toy, Eric!
CARTMAN
Cool.
Cartman goes back to the box and takes one plastic wrapped toy and then hurries after his mother.
1:21
Cartman Advocates for His Mental Health - SOUTH PARK
Cartman presents a plan, to the Mayor, to help everyone with anxiety.
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"Buddha Box" S22
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INT. MAYOR'S OFFICE - DAY
The same meditation flute music from the commercial plays as the camera BOOMS down onto Cartman who is wearing his own Buddha outfit now.
He seems to be meditating.
CARTMAN
To quiet one's mind... One must have a dialogue with oneself. I have found enlightenment but there are so many others who suffer...
REVEAL that in a reverse the Mayor is listening at her desk flanked by her aids.
CARTMAN
It's very important to take the time to shut out the outside word. In the Hindu religion there's a saying 'Namaste' it means 'Fuck you I have Anxiety'.
The Mayor and Aides look at each other.
CARTMAN
At first I thought it was only a few of us. But then something was said to me by Kyle. He said 'Eric, my friend, EVERYONE has anxiety.
Cut to the Mayor again.
CARTMAN
I know what you're thinking. FUCK KYLE. And normally I would agree with you. But hear his WORDS. EVERYONE has anxiety. We MUST recognize this disease as an EPIDEMIC. YES, FUCK KYLE, but Mayor we have to raise money to get EVERYONE who has anxiety the tools they need to cope.
MAYOR
And how do you think we get that money? How do YOU suggest we do this?
CARTMAN
(shrugging)
Namaste.
MAYOR'S AIDE
Na-ma-ste.
CARTMAN
Fuck you too.
2:44
Park County Pee Wee Hockey Team vs Detroit Red Wings - SOUTH PARK
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"Stanley's Cup" S10
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INT. HOCKEY RINK - IN THE ANNOUNCER'S BOOTH -- CONTINUOUS
Two announcers in the slick booth speaking towards camera.
ANNOUNCER
It's a tie game here in Colorado as we get set to start the final period.
WIDE SHOT - HOCKEY RINK
ANNOUNCER
Your attention please, for this third and final period the Detroit Red Wings will be playing the Park County Pee Wee Hockey team.
Cut to the Red Wings' side of the the ice as they file behind the box.
Then to Stan's side as the Pee Wee Kids try to get in the box, two of them falling down.
IN THE AUDIENCE - Random people we've never seen before sit and settle in to watch the final period.
ON THE ICE - The two teams go to center ice for the face off.
The puck dropper stands between a big Red Wing player and Billy, who can barely hod his stick.
The WHISTLE BLOWS and the puck drops.
The game starts and the Red Wings don't let up at all. They play their best game, knocking the kids down and running them over.
A Red Wing Player checks Mickey into the glass, almost killing him.
CROWD
OHO!
STAN
JESUS CHRIST!!!!
A Red Wing skates toward Billy who is playing goalie.
Another Red Wing checks Morgan into the glass. The fans seem to like it.
CROWD
HOOO!!
STAN
STOP!!! STOP THIS!!!
The ref comes in, blows the whistle.
CROWD
AWWWWWW!!!!
MAN IN STANDS
LET THEM PLAY! LET THEM PLAY!
CROWD
LET THEM PLAY!
Cut to another part of the crowd where Randy is with Sharon.
ANGLE - on the ice - one ref skates up to the other as they listen to the crowd --
CROWD
LET THEM PLAY! LET THEM PLAY!
One ref shrugs and blows his whistle.
CROWD
(BIG CHEER)
The Red Wings shoot a goal and the lights go off.
Sammy is laying on the ice, hurt. A Red Wing Player skates up to him and kicks him in the head.
SAMMY
UGH!
From the box, Stan can't believe it.
STAN
Hey! CAN THEY DO THAT?!!
One of the red wings is holding Ike down on the ice and PUNCHING him in the face.
IKE
OW!! NO!! AGH!!
ANGLE - A red wing shoot the puck super fast.
ANGLE - The puck smacks into a kid's face, knocking his teeth out - blood flies everywhere.
KID
AHGHGH!
ANGLE - A red wing shoots into the net.
ANGLE - Another red wing shoots into the net.
Shots get faster and faster - more shots of red wings shooting into the net as time goes by.
MORE shots of red wings shooting into the net.
Finally the clock ticks down to 0:00 and the BUZZER sounds.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS starts to play again.
Stan stands in his box, incredulous.
STAN
What the FUCK?!?!
IN THE AUDIENCE - Stan's dad freaks out again as Sharon holds him back.
STAN'S DAD
NOOOO! NOT AGAIN!!! NOOO!!!!!
Little Morgan is laying on the ice in front of Stan, he barely manages to pick his head up off the ice with blood coming down from his mouth.
MORGAN
I hate you coach... I hate you...
Back to Stan in his box as some crowd are visible leaving in the glass behind him. One Avs fan bangs on the glass - Stan turns and the guy angrily flips him off.
Hans and the Red Wing Coach approach each other.
RED WINGS COACH
Thank you, Dad.
HANS
I'm proud of you boy.
They embrace.
On the ice - the Red Wings are now pouring champagne over each other and hugging and dancing.
INT. HOSPITAL -- NIGHT
Little Nelson is watching the Red Wing's victory on TV.
NELSON
No hope... no hope...
He dies - DEEEEEEEEEEEET.
3:05
SOUTH PARK IS GETTING 14 NEW MOVIES AND 30 SEASONS
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Randy Marsh is Powerless Against This Terrible Disease - SOUTH PARK
Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against.
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Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against.
"Bloody Mary" S09
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INT. STAN'S HOUSE - DAY
Stan walks in the door from school, takes off his back pack, sets it down and closes the door.
Then he walks over to the living room, to find his dad sitting on the couch with a blanket wrapped around him, half eyes, and several empty beer bottles on the coffee table. Stan's dad takes a swig.
STAN
Dad, what the hell are you doing?!
STAN'S DAD
Hello, Stan...
STAN
Dad, it's the middle of the DAY! I thought you weren't going to drink as much anymore!
STAN'S DAD
No, Stan, you don't understand. I have a DISEASE. Daddy's very sick.
STAN
WHAT? Did you GO to your A.A. meeting?!
STAN'S DAD
Yes, they're the ones that told me. I thought I could just quit drinking on my own - but it's an ILLNESS, son. I have to admit that I'm POWERLESS to this terrible disease.
(coughs)
Then he takes a slurp of beer and-
STAN'S DAD
(belches)
STAN
Dad, you've had enough. Just stop now.
STAN'S DAD
I CAN'T! I'm SICK!
(cries)
Dad storms out, carrying his beer.
INT. BATHROOM - DAY
Stan's dad stumbled into the bathroom and walks to the mirror, where he looks at his half-eyed reflection and starts to weep.
STAN'S DAD
It's not fair...
(up to God)
Why did you give ME this disease?!
(cries some more, and then-)
Stan's dad picks up clippers and turns them on. ZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Stan's dad slowly runs the clippers through his hair, leaving a bald stripe.
STAN'S DAD
(crying)
INT. KITCHEN - DAY
Stan is at the kitchen table, pouring some milk into a glass with both hands. Then he hears-
STAN'S DAD (O.S.)
Stan?! Stan?!
Stan runs out.
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
Stan's dad is sitting in a wheel chair, bald, with a blanket over his legs.
STAN'S DAD
Stan...
STAN
Aw, God dammit!
STAN'S DAD
Stan I need your help-
STAN
Dad! What are you doing in Grandpa's extra wheelchair?!
STAN'S DAD
I've got to try and take it easy from now on, son. Get daddy another beer, will you?
STAN
NO! You don't need another beer.
STAN'S DAD
I KNOW THAT! But this disease is just eating me up! I HATE my illness!
STAN
Dad, you just need to NOT DRINK so much. It's VERY SIMPLE!
STAN'S DAD
I wish it was that simple, son. But if I don't give myself up to a higher power, this disease is going to kill me dead. I'm afraid that the only thing which is going to cure me... Is a MIRACLE.
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‘South Park’ Creators Trey Parker And Matt Stone Sign $900 Million ViacomCBS Deal | THR News
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South Park: Eric Cartman, Best Of Season 10 - PART 1
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South Park Full Episodes - South Park Season 12 - Cartoon Movies 2017
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South Park Full Episodes - South Park Season 12 - Cartoon Movies 2017
South Park Full Episodes - South Park Season 12 - Cartoon Movies 2017
South Park Full Episodes - South Park Season 12 - Cartoon Movies 2017
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South Park
South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. The show revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town. Much like The Simpsons, South Park uses a very large ensemble cast of recurring characters. Intended for mature audiences, the show has become infamous for its crude language and dark, surreal humor that satirizes a wide range of topics.
Parker and Stone developed the show from two animated shorts they created in 1992 and 1995. The latter became one of the first Internet viral videos, which ultimately led to its production as a series. South Park debuted in August 1997 with great success, consistently earning the highest ratings of any basic cable program. Subsequent ratings have varied but it remains one of Comedy Central's highest rated shows, and is slated to air through at least 2019. The pilot episode was produced using cutout animation. All subsequent episodes are created with software that emulates the cutout technique. Parker and Stone perform most of the voice acting. Since 2000, each episode is typically written and produced during the week preceding its broadcast, with Parker serving as the primary writer and director. There have been a total of 267 episodes over the course of the show's 19 seasons.
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Will They Die 4 You?
Yeah
1 - How many niggas that'll die for you
How many get a quiche like the pie, wit you
I ain't talkin' 'bout those that get high with you
Niggas know, if a red's on ya head, then they ride with you
How many niggas that'll die for you
How many get a quiche like the pie, wit you
I ain't talkin' 'bout those that get high with you
Niggas know, if a red's on ya head, then they ride with you
[Puff Daddy]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Well, I'mma ride for you, would you ride for me?
Well, I'mma die for you, would you die for me?
Obviously, we all know you type of cats
Let they man get struck, never strike back
Stay in the street, seven days a week
Shit get hot, you never blaze your heat
Stupid motherfucker wanna play me sweet
So I keep 'em on his toes, that way he never sleeps
Bigger than the king and the Pope, sling no dope
Call me anything but broke
When it's on, I guarantee my team don't choke
Want a war, you niggas better bring yo' force
And when I say we won't quit, believe this shit
When I talk about a Benz, let you see the 6
And when I'm talkin' to a ho, let you meet my bitch
When Puff talk, you niggas take heed to this
Repeat 1
[Mase]
Yo, if you down to act, we came to scrap
We beef '89, still watch your back
A nigga smack me, I'mma smack 'em back
If it lead to the guns, then that be that
And lately, niggas that snake me, just make me
Wanna send 'em heat without AC
Thinks I'm sweet, taste me
How much you really want it?
Enough to put a mil' on it or your deal on it?
This year Cancun, guess who I'm going wit
My own niggas, see I pay my own trip
Make my own chips, I copped my own 6
I knock my own shit, like I'm on my own dick
My day be short, need coke, raid the fort
I'm knocked by the cops, come blaze the court
And though niggas die for, go on the shelf
Disrespect and spend like a man below your belt
Me, I always had, so I never go for self
Had thousand dollar bills with Teddy Roosevelt
Better slow down, tellin' you now, put the dough down
Kick your door down, surround the block
Where you go now?
Fifty shots spit at you and that is not a whole round
Way I leave the furniture, think it was co-found
Here's the low-down, messin' with Mase gotta go down
What more could I say but hey, guess you niggas know now
Repeat 1
[Lil' Kim]
Motherfuckin' right I'mma roll with my motherfuckin' dogs
Bitches ain't around when it's time to go to war
This shit here, nothing to fuck with
I'm the same bitch all ya'll wanna try ya'll luck with
Lil' Kim spread like syphilis
You think I'm pussy?
I dare you to stick your dick in this
Chrome 4-4, inconspicuous in the 6-0-0, shit's ridiculous
Speak when you're spoken to and only with permission
Like E.F. Hutton, when I talk, niggas listen
So don't ya'll be mad at me, cuz I'm the Q to the B
To the motherfuckin' E-E
Copped my CD, now all ya'll wanna be me
See me on the TV, beds will dip in 3-D
Peep the CD, chromed out and phoned out
My shit is paid for, your shit is loaned out
I gets it on, money keep growin'
Ice fully glowin', plus I'm bad to the bone
In the danger zone, I hold my own when the pain is gone
Like a splinter I enter
So why should I throw my blows in those
Do a bit upstate and take the weight for your troubles
My nigga B.I.G, I'mma ride for
But it ain't too many niggas that I'd die for
Repeat 1
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