Lake Effects (2012)

Actors: Steve Cole (actor), Steve Cole (actor), Diamondback (actor), Liberty the Dog (actor), Tim Ernandes (actor), Jeff Fahey (actor), Sean Patrick Flanery (actor), Charles Hooper (actor), Lee Hussey (actor), Steve Mason (actor), Michael McKay (actor), Richard Moll (actor), Barry Papick (actor), Eyal Podell (actor), Ron Canada (actor),

Plot: Sara and Lily grew up at Smith Mountain Lake. Sara became estranged from the family and without explanation moved to Los Angeles to study law. Her sister Lily, an artist, teaches locally and lives with their parents, Ray and Vivian, until Dad dies in an accident. Sara returns to help settle his estate, and all our ladies cross paths with an eclectic group of local oddballs, as they search for a Loch Ness-style monster they believe lurks in the lake's depths. A few real Smith Mountain Lake characters make appearances. The next week at the lake is filled with adventure, tears, and laughter as Vivian and her two daughters finally understand, through the guidance of Dad's spirit, if they still belong on the lake, even though Ray is gone. All paths converge at the Smith Mountain Lake Wine Festival, on course for a heart-warming and hilarious collision.

Keywords: community, death, family-home, family-pet, fly-fishing, friendship, hearts, houseboat, jet-ski, lake
Genres: Comedy, Family, Romance,
Taglines: Look Deeper

Quotes:

Old Vic: Mark Futterman ain't gonna come to Smith Mountain Lake! He goes for big name stuff!::Bob: Yeah, like that episode on the Bigfoot they found in Malasia?::Carl: No, Bob. That's stupid, cause Bigfoot isn't real.::Bob: I know Bigfoot isn't real, Carl.::Old Vic: I think Bigfoot killed Kennedy.

Carl: Next order of business. What did we learn from our last stakeout? Larry?::Larry: No Mallomars. Melted all over my backpack!

Vivian: I thought you'd never get here.::Sara: I had to fly into Greensboro, its a two hour drive.::Vivian: I wish you'd come over the summer when I invited you. But I guess you won.::Sara: Won?::Vivian: Whatever cruel game you had going with your father. Now you don't have to see him after all.::Lily: Mom! She didn't mean that...

Sara: I thought you liked being a teacher.::Lily: I love the kids. But watching ten year olds draw robots, and me, and me as a robot, is not quite how I pictured my life.

Sara: I know you wrote those letters!::Ray: Yes I did. Every one of them. When you think you know everything, you might just want to look a little deeper.

Mark Futterman: Know anything about a sea monster lives out in the lake? You ever hear anything about that?::Miranda: Been a rumor 'bout a 600-pound catfish out by the dam.::Mark Futterman: Well, that's a lot of Long John Silver's isn't it?

Old Vic: You married, hon?::Sara: No.::Old Vic: Engaged?::Sara: No.::Old Vic: Boyfriend?::Sara: No, I don't have a boyfriend.::Old Vic: That's great, cause my nephew is 26, he'd be perfect for you!

Vivian: Now I chose this life. I chose family and community and simplicity and nature, over wealth and power and position and fame. Now I respect your choices; and I know folks in your neck of the woods don't respect mine; but I expect you to know better.

Ash Henson: Can you tell me how to get to Scruggs Road?::Old Vic: Be easier to take you there than to tell you. You got a boat?::Ash Henson: Do I look like I have a boat?::Old Vic: No, son. You look like you have an attitude problem.

Sara: Tyler! Thank god! I can't get her started.::Tyler: You got gas?::Sara: I forgot you like 'em gassy.

Dawgs Playing Poker (2008)

Actors: Benjamin Blais (actor), Christopher Cordell (actor), Derek Gilroy (actor), Carter Hayden (actor), Daveed Louza (actor), Glen McDonald (actor), Drew Nelson (actor), Toby Proctor (actor), Shawn Reynolds (actor), Paul Robbins (actor), David Roche (actor), David Tompa (actor), Catherine Black (actress), Jo Chim (actress), Michael Andreae (actor),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: They're As Dumb As They Look

Uninvited (1993)

Actors: Eno Brutto (actor), Jack Elam (actor), Dennis Gibbs (actor), Ted Haler (actor), Zane Paolo (actor), Jerry Rector (actor), Bari Buckner (actress), Erin Noble (actress), Shawn Coulter (producer), Larry Kaster (producer), David Kleinman (producer), Jerry Rector (producer), Richard Summers (producer), Gina Van Name (producer), Christopher Boyer (actor),

Plot: On a cold, eerie evening, on a barren, wind-swept mountainside, a leathery, evil man named Grady brings eight people to their destiny. A priest looking for the money to build a church hides a dark past, a young married couple looking for the wealth to start a life together, a prostitute searching for a way out of her present, - they all share one thing - a desire for the gold that is buried deep in the mountain. What they find instead is a terrifying horror and a powerful greed that leads them into a descent into the maelstrom of their existences.

Keywords: gold, greed, independent-film, mountain, newlywed, one-word-title, priest, prostitute
Genres: Horror, Western,
Taglines: In the blink of an eye, the madness begins. Only the brave would dare to awaken the guardian of the dead.

Quotes:

The Priest: There's a body right outside your front door.::Jackson: I know, I put it there.::The Priest: I don't suppose you'd be interested in helping us with the burial?::Jackson: What do you think? I came to dig gold, not graves.::The Priest: Every time I meet a man like you who's alive and well, I marvel at the patience of God.

Edward II (1982)

Actors: Jean Badin (actor), Jean Badin (actor), Stephan Bernard (actor), Bertrand Bonvoisin (actor), Patrice Bornand (actor), Patrice Bornand (actor), Patrice Bornand (actor), Daniel Briquet (actor), Philippe Clévenot (actor), Stéphane Combesco (actor), Jean-Louis Fayollet (actor), Jean-Pierre Hutinet (actor), Jean-Pierre Hutinet (actor), Jean-Pierre Hutinet (actor), Roger Jacquet (actor),

Genres: ,

Malibu Beach Party (1940)

Actors: Dave Barry (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Jack Lescoulie (actor), Gloria Curran (actress), Henry Binder (producer), Leon Schlesinger (producer), Jack Miller (writer), Carl W. Stalling (composer), Friz Freleng (director), Treg Brown (editor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,