'Laser' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
El Mariachi Leprechaun (2010)
Actors:
James Arlen (actor),
Joseph Carter (actor),
Ray Chavez Jr. (actor),
Joe Childs (actor),
Drevon Cook (actor),
Carlos Cortez (actor),
Mason Glenn (actor),
Jen Komissanrenko (actor),
Jon Overgaauw (actor),
Johnny Skourtis (actor),
Corey Weber (actor),
Cindy Clark (actress),
Michelle Gracie (actress),
Ddendyl K. Hoyt (actress),
Shaki Alliu (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
Short,
The Kids Are All Right (2010)
Actors:
Diego Calderón (actor),
Soloicus Twentius Eightican (actor),
Eric Eisner (actor),
Sergio Garcia (actor),
Joaquín Garrido (actor),
Eddie Hassell (actor),
Josh Hutcherson (actor),
James MacDonald (actor),
Mark Ruffalo (actor),
Kunal Sharma (actor),
Annette Bening (actress),
Yaya DaCosta (actress),
Lisa Eisner (actress),
Amy Grabow (actress),
Stuart Blumberg (actor),
Plot: Nic and Jules are in a long term, committed, loving but by no means perfect relationship. Nic, a physician, needs to wield what she believes is control, whereas Jules, under that control, is less self-assured. During their relationship, Jules has floundered in her "nine to five" life, sometimes trying to start a business - always unsuccessfully - or being the stay at home mom. She is currently trying to start a landscape design business. They have two teen-aged children, Joni and Laser, Nic who is Joni's biological mother, and Jules who is Laser's biological mother. Although not exact replicas, each offspring does more closely resemble his/her biological mother in temperament. Joni and Laser are also half-siblings, having the same unknown sperm donor father. Shortly after Joni's eighteenth birthday and shortly before she plans to leave the house and head off to college, Laser, only fifteen and underage to do so, pleads with her to try and contact their sperm donor father. Somewhat reluctantly, she does. He is late thirty-something Paul, a co-op farmer and restaurateur. Despite his seemingly successful businesses, Paul has always shirked responsibility, most specifically in his personal life. After Joni and Laser meet with Paul, Nic and Jules learn what their children have done, and although they don't want Paul infiltrating their lives, they want to meet him especially as Joni and Laser seem to want to maintain some sort of relationship with him. As Paul's relationship with the entire family grows, which also includes him hiring Jules to design and construct his back yard, they have an effect on what he wants in life, and he in turn affects the family dynamic as well as each person's relationships outside of the family.
Keywords: 15-year-old, 18-year-old, adultery, african-american, allergy, alleyway, animal-cruelty, answering-machine, apology, architecture-student
Genres:
Comedy,
Drama,
Taglines: Nic and Jules had the perfect family, until they met the man who made it all possible.
Quotes:
[last lines]::Laser: I don't think you guys should break up.::Nic: No? Why's that?::Laser: I think you're too old.::Nic: [wryly] Thanks, Laser.::[Jules grins and puts a hand on Nic's knee, and Nic covers the hand with her own]
Jules: ...marriage is hard... Just two people slogging through the shit, year after year, getting older, changing. It's a fucking marathon, okay? So, sometimes, you know, you're together for so long, that you just... You stop seeing the other person. You just see weird projections of your own junk. Instead of talking to each other, you go off the rails and act grubby and make stupid choices... You know if I read more Russian novels, then...
Paul: Just making an observation.::Nic: Yeah? Well I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!
Paul: It's hard enough to open your heart in this world. Don't make it harder.
Sasha: I'm just saying, the spermster's a hottie. Is he single?::Joni: Okay, first of all: Ew. And second, he's a really good person, so I prefer it if you didn't taint him with your "whore youth".::Sasha: Fair enough, hairy muff.
Jules: I wish you were gay, you'd be much more sensitive.
Paul: I'm just weird that way.
Laser: Why did you donate your sperm?::Paul: Because it seemed more fun than donating blood.
Jules: I need to say something. It's no big secret your mom and I are in hell right now, and... Bottom line is, marriage is hard. Its really fucking hard. Just two people slogging through the shit, year after year, getting older, changing. Its a fucking marathon, okay? So, sometimes, you know, you're together so long, that you just... You stop seeing the other person. You just see weird projections of your own junk. Instead of talking to each other, you go off the rails and act grubby and make stupid choices, which is what I did. And I feel sick about it because I love you guys, and I love your mom, and that's the truth. Sometimes you hurt the ones you love the most. I don't know why. You know, if I read more Russian novels, then... I just wanted to say how sorry I am for what I did. I hope you'll forgive me eventually. Thank you.
Nic: So, are you straight now?
Today (2009)
Actors:
Darren Balfe (actor),
Stephen Brady (actor),
Geraldine Coady (actor),
John Davidson (actor),
John Devoy (actor),
Glen Farrell (actor),
Eddie Geraghty (actor),
Frank James (actor),
Robbie Keane (actor),
Marcus Kelly (actor),
Paul Longworth (actor),
Sine Lynch (actor),
Gary Nolan (actor),
Eoghan O'Neill (actor),
Dougie Smith (actor),
Genres:
Drama,
Short,
Shorts (2009)
Actors:
Peter Armendáriz (actor),
Peter Armendáriz (actor),
Jimmy Bennett (actor),
Tony Bottorff (actor),
Jonathan Breck (actor),
Nickolas Carl (actor),
John Chilleri (actor),
Josh Christman (actor),
Jon Cryer (actor),
Eric Vincent Davenport (actor),
Joshua Drew (actor),
Pablo D. Flores (actor),
Trevor Gagnon (actor),
Devon Gearhart (actor),
Paul Archer (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
Family,
Fantasy,
Taglines: Not So TALL Tales From The Director Of 'Spy Kids'
Quotes:
Cole Black: Hey metalmouth! Got another date with the trashcan.
Toe Thompson: That's it! Say hello to my little friend!
Toe Thompson: What's wrong with me?::Cole Black: What's wrong with you? Oh buddy where do I begin?
Helvetica Black: Shall we do this?::Toe Thompson: I just realized something. I know why you have them beat up on me everyday.::Helvetica Black: 'Cause I hate you?::Toe Thompson: Because you love me. That's right isn't it? We're both outsiders, We're both ignored, we both have railroad tracks for braces. we're lonely and boring and always getting in trouble because we have nothing else better to do.So, you're head-over-heels in love with me and that makes you furious! Am I right?::Helvetica Black: How about... NO!
Helvetica Black: How'd you like your braces up your nose? [Toe smiles. No braces on his teeth] Your braces! Where are they?::Toe Thompson: Up my nose.
Laser: [about the telephone] Change your head back Loogie.::Loogie: This has certain advantages.::Laser: What advantages?::Loogie: [the phone rings. Loogie turns his head and there is a pickup sound] Hello?::Laser: [Laser smacks his forehead exaggeratedly]::Loogie: All right, I wish the phone was gone. [the phone disappears from Loogie's head]
Loogie: I'm tired of video games and i'm bored with TV. Let's do something.::Laser: We been through this before. There's nothing else to do. Come play video games with us we need a third person.::Loogie: [Loogie starting to smile] Let's go an outdoor adventure.::Lug: [getting the remote] There's a huge thunderstorm. Look.
Laser: Hey she has a rock just like ours.::Lug: That is ours, you dummy.
Lug: [to Loogie] Your hands on the wrong hands!
Schlaraffenland (1999)
Actors:
Daniel Brühl (actor),
Thorsten Dersch (actor),
Thorsten Dersch (actor),
Ken Duken (actor),
Jochen Haas (actor),
Jochen Haas (actor),
Björn Ihlefeldt (actor),
Björn Ihlefeldt (actor),
Fabian Klatura (actor),
Fabian Klatura (actor),
Roman Knizka (actor),
Heiner Lauterbach (actor),
Rene Michaelsen (actor),
Rene Michaelsen (actor),
Joe Bausch (actor),
Genres:
Action,
Drama,
Taglines: Wenn Du alles willst, geh da hin, wo es alles gibt.
Tom & Jerry (1995)
Actors:
Harisree Asokan (actor),
Byon (actor),
Rajan P. Dev (actor),
Jagadish (actor),
Janardanan (actor),
Bobby Kottarakkara (actor),
Mahesh (actor),
Mukesh (actor),
Pappu (actor),
C.I. Paul (actor),
Narendra Prasad (actor),
Narendra Prasad (actor),
Sainuddin (actor),
Jagathi Sreekumar (actor),
Machan Varghese (actor),
Genres:
Action,
Comedy,
Adharam (1992)
Actors:
Suresh Gopi (actor),
Indrans (actor),
Janardanan (actor),
Ambazhathil Karunakaran Lohithadas (actor),
Mammukoya (actor),
Murali (actor),
Karamana Janardanan Nair (actor),
Jose Pellissery (actor),
Pujappura Ravi (actor),
Sankaradi (actor),
Sivaji (actor),
V.K. Sriraman (actor),
Sudheesh (actor),
Beena Antony (actress),
Geetha (actress),
Genres:
Drama,
Kilukkampetti (1991)
Actors:
Bahadur (actor),
Innocent (actor),
Janardanan (actor),
Jayaram (actor),
Bobby Kottarakkara (actor),
Saikumar (actor),
Jagathi Sreekumar (actor),
Trichur Elsi (actress),
Suchitra Krishnamoorthi (actress),
K.P.A.C. Lalitha (actress),
Shamili (actress),
Shyama (actress),
Shaji Kailas (writer),
Rajan Kiriyath (writer),
Vinu Kiriyath (writer),
Genres:
Comedy,
Drama,
Violence Jack Bangaihen: Harlem Bomber Hen (1986)
Actors:
John Bull (actor),
Nobuaki Fukuda (actor),
Issei Futamata (actor),
Tesshô Genda (actor),
Garrick Hagon (actor),
Jeff Harding (actor),
Jeff Harding (actor),
Masashi Hirose (actor),
Unshô Ishizuka (actor),
David Jarvis (actor),
Bob Johnson (actor),
Alan Marriott (actor),
Alan Marriott (actor),
Keiichi Nanba (actor),
John Bull (actor),
Plot: After disasters have all but destroyed the Earth, leaving entire cities buried, one man named Violence Jack tries to avert a civil war brewing among the wretched inhabitants of a subterranean metropolis called Evil Town. The known world is now a nightmare after a series of natural disasters. Survivors struggle to survive the harsh conditions. Evil Town is divided into three warring factions each fighting for supremacy.
Keywords: anime, anti-hero, bare-breasts, based-on-comic, based-on-manga, blood, blood-splatter, brutality, cruelty, darkness
Genres:
Animation,
Sci-Fi,
Thriller,
Kathodu Kathoram (1985)
Actors:
Bahadur (actor),
Innocent (actor),
Janardanan (actor),
Mammootty (actor),
Master Prasobh (actor),
Nedumudi Venu (actor),
Lizy (actress),
Philomina (actress),
Saritha (actress),
M.G. Gopinath (producer),
G.P. Vijayakumar (producer),
Bharathan (writer),
John Paul (writer),
Bharathan (composer),
Ouseppachan (composer),
Genres:
Drama,
Musical,
The Valdosta Daily Times
24 Sep 2021
The Valdosta Daily Times
24 Sep 2021
