Dead Mans Hand (2014)

Actors: Derrick Brown (actor), Kevin Krzemien (actor), Randy Taylor (actor), Autumn Bardwell (producer), John Klein (producer), Adem Suljic (producer), Adem Suljic (writer), Adem Suljic (director), Adem Suljic (editor),

Genres: Short, Thriller,
Taglines: Three mob enforcers meet once a year to play a fateful card game of winner takes all.

The Man with the Iron Fists (2012)

Actors: Dave Bautista (actor), Jon T. Benn (actor), Dennis Chan (actor), Liu ChangJiang (actor), Osric Chau (actor), Kuan Tai Chen (actor), Russell Crowe (actor), Zhan De Re (actor), Wen-Jun Dong (actor), Jake Garber (actor), Yoyao Hsueh (actor), Hong Jia (actor), Lu Kai (actor), Cung Le (actor), Jin Auyeung (actor),

Plot: In Jungle Village, the leader of the Lion's clan Gold Lion is summoned by the Governor and assigned to protect his gold that will be transported through the village. However he is betrayed and murdered by the greedy Silver Lion and Bronze Lion. Gold Lion's favorite son Zen Yi, a.k.a. The X-Blade, seeks revenge and heads to Jungle Village, but he is defeated by Brass Body and rescued by the local Blacksmith Thaddeus. Meanwhile the Gemini Female and the Gemini Male protect the Governor's gold, but they are vanquished by the army of Silver and Bronze Lion. The Blacksmith is abducted by the Lions and has his arms severed by Brass Body. However he is saved by the British Jack Knife, who is the emissary of the Emperor, and he manufactures iron arms for Thaddeus. Meanwhile the Governor sends the Jackal army to fight against the Lions and they hide the gold in the brothel of Madam Blossom. However, Madam Blossom and his girls form an army of black widows and together with Jack, Zen Yi and The Blacksmith, they fight against the Lions.

Keywords: actor-director-writer, altered-version-of-studio-logo, arm-cut-off, army, assassin, axe, bar, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, bathtub
Genres: Action,
Taglines: Seven clans, a fortune in gold. Let the battle begin. They put the F.U. in Kung Fu You can't spell Kung Fu without F and U.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::The Blacksmith: When you forge a weapon, you need three things: the right metal, temperatures over fourteen hundred degrees... and someone who wants to kill. Here in this village, we got all three.

[from trailer]::Madame Blossom: [to her students] Power belongs to no one, until it is seized through sex or violence.

[from trailer]::Lady Silk: Everyone's so afraid of these men. Are you?::Jackknife: No.

[from trailer]::Chan: Some pleasure, before business?::Jackknife: For me, this business is the pleasure.

[from trailer]::Madame Blossom: Gentlemen, warriors, we'll see who's left standing and who's on their knees...

[from trailer]::Gold Lion: Attack!

[from trailer]::Jackknife: I always bring a gun to a knife fight.

Jackknife: I came here for the duck.

The Blacksmith: When it comes to money, things get funny.

Madame Blossom: [to Jackknife] If you damage my girls... [grabs his scrotum and squeezes] I damage your boys.

Sacrifice (2011)

Actors: Michasha Armstrong (actor), Jeffery Aro (actor), Kenny B. (actor), Devon Bostick (actor), Joe Bostick (actor), Kim Coates (actor), Victor Cornfoot (actor), Peter Michael Dillon (actor), Andre Givogue (actor), Cuba Gooding Jr. (actor), Ken Gorin (actor), Eddie Guillaume (actor), Henry Kwok (actor), Adrian Langley (actor), Troy Amos-Ross (actor),

Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: HIS justice will be served.

The Ninja Way (2007)

Actors: Manny Ayala (actor), Tom Bentey (actor), Paul Brush (actor), Carl Burrows (actor), Jarret Cittadino (actor), Randell Davis (actor), Tony Destro (actor), Karl Hoglander (actor), Josh Hunt (actor), John Ivy (actor), Sung Woo Kahm (actor), Joel Katz (actor), Harrisen Kim (actor), Hyun Woo Kim (actor), Edwin Ayala (actor),

Genres: Action, Family,
Taglines: There's the right way... There's the wrong way,.. And then there's...

Chan's Beach (2007)

Actors: Felix Barbosa (actor), Saul Chiu (actor), Joaquín Gonzalez (actor), Alejandro Mercado (actor), Haydee Zazueta (actress), José Antonio Cornejo Ballesteros (producer), Diego Milán Peniche (producer), Sam Reyes (producer), Jessica Turon (producer), Felix Barbosa (writer), Misael Barbosa (writer), Sam Reyes (writer), Jose Maria Rodriguez (writer), Santiago Bedolla (composer), Sam Reyes (director),

Genres: Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, Short,
Taglines: Chan, the legend of the beach is alive.

The Family Man (2006)

Actors: Channei Bain (actor), Andrew Bridgmont (actor), Gary Cargill (actor), Amerjit Deu (actor), Trevor Eve (actor), Dominic Heard (actor), Paul Hilton (actor), Lennie James (actor), Adam Kotz (actor), Peter McDonald (actor), Robert Purdy (actor), Lee Ross (actor), Dominic Rowan (actor), Suzy Aitchison (actress), Pal Aron (actor),

Plot: Dr. Patrick Stowe runs a private fertility clinic that has recently celebrated its 2000th live birth. His business is successful and he is passionate about helping his patients. His home life is less than successful, however. Driven by work, he seems to care more about his patients than his own family. His wife has left him and his two teenage children are on the verge of giving up hope that he will ever be a real dad to them. In the world of the fertility, many couples are desperate to have a child. It puts a strain on their relationships and forces many to compromise their beliefs in order to attain their goal. Some will pay any amount and make any sacrifice to have a child.

Genres: Drama,

Xchange (2001)

Actors: Stephen Baldwin (actor), Stephen Baldwin (actor), Jason Cavalier (actor), Kim Coates (actor), Kim Coates (actor), Larry Day (actor), Scot Denton (actor), Jean Desormeaux (actor), Sean Devine (actor), Marc Désourdy (actor), Hondo Flemming (actor), Frank Fontaine (actor), Alain Goulem (actor), Danny Blanco Hall (actor), Andreas Apergis (actor),

Plot: In the near future, a company called Xchange owns a mind transference technology that enables instantaneous travel by swapping bodies with someone at the destination. A member of the privileged corporate class ("Corpie") Xchanging for the first time unwittingly switches bodies with a terrorist. Forced to hide in a limited life span cloned body with just 2 days remaining, he races against time to stop the terrorist and regain his body.

Keywords: assault, big-business, body-swap, business-manager, clone, cyberpunk, false-identity, female-nudity, futurism, hitman
Genres: Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: Out of Time. Out of Bodies.

Quotes:

Fisk 2: [Fisk's mind is currently in Toffler's body] You're breaking your arm!::Toffler 3: I don't feel a thing

Fisk 2: [Fisk's mind is currently in Toffler's body] What are you going to do? Shoot you

Fisk 3: [Fisk's mind is now in Toffler's cloned body] Weird Stewie

Fisk: Oh, I'm a dead man!

The Ultimate Game (2001)

Actors: Van Ayasit (actor), Sarkis Babanian (actor), Manvel Barsegyan (actor), Lee Braddock (actor), Reginald Cabasal (actor), Trung Chu (actor), Kevin Derek (actor), Stephen Engelbert (actor), Al Fry (actor), Precious Garrett (actor), Pete Georgias (actor), David Getz (actor), Mark Griffin (actor), Michael Haboush (actor), Van Ayasit (actor),

Plot: Jack Grimes is a martial arts expert who has been chosen as a the leader of one of four teams for an upcoming martial arts tournament to take place on a remote island. Despite his wife's pleads not to compete, Jack forms his team but finds trouble in the form of rival team leader Sam Slater, who works for crime lord Ivan. When Rick, a hired gun for Slater, is betrayed by the gangster and is left for dead, he joins Jack's team and now, the stage is set on the island for the Ultimate Game.

Keywords: abduction, action-hero, beach, beating, beefcake, beefcake-martial-arts, brutality, cage-fight, cage-fighting, catfight
Genres: Action, Sport,

Suriyothai (2001)

Actors: Johnny Anfone (actor), Manop Aswathep (actor), Lucas Adam Boonthanakit (actor), Akekaphan Bunluerit (actor), Sorapong Chatree (actor), Soranut Chatwiboon (actor), Atthep Chodchoy (actor), Khaosai Galaxy (actor), Jiravadee Israngura (actor), Jeerawat Jhansomboon (actor), Krai Kanchit (actor), Russaya Kerdchai (actor), Ronrittichai Khanket (actor), Supakorn Kitsuwon (actor), Pisan Akaraseni (actor),

Plot: The film describes historical events in the life of the heroine, Suriyothai, the queen of King Mahachakrapat. from the age of 15, ranging from love and attachment, royal wedding, resettlement in the capital, court life, intrigues, and sustenance of royal dignity.

Keywords: 1500s, 1520s, 1530s, 1540s, 16th-century, archery, ayutthaya-thailand, battle, betrayal, blood
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, History, War,
Taglines: Siam. 1528. A woman warrior changed the course of history.

The Whoopee Boys (1986)

Actors: Harold Bergman (actor), Fernie Berlin (actor), Andy Bumatai (actor), Gordon Clark (actor), Ben Coney (actor), Bill Cross (actor), Bill Cwikowski (actor), Keith David (actor), Russel Davies (actor), Stephen Davies (actor), Eddie Deezen (actor), Tony Dreyspool (actor), Denholm Elliott (actor), Terry Fiorentino (actor), Howard Allen (actor),

Plot: Two dim-wited street pedlers, Jack and Barney, arrive in Palm Beach, Florida looking for a better and wealthy lifestyle when Jack falls for Olivia, a young heiress running a shelter for orphaned children which is threatened with forclosure. Jack, at Barney's insistance, enrolls both of them at a finishing school to learn the edicate of the upper classes in order to fit in and hope Oliva's uncle will approve of Jack wanting to marry her and help her obtain an inheretence to save the orphanage.

Keywords: airboat, chauffeur, con-man, costume-ball, dinner, fake-vomit, fencing, finishing-school, hedge-maze, high-society
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: The Whoopee Boys have a thing or two to show to high society. Doing all the wrong things in all the wrong places.

Quotes:

Humping: I'm Humping, the butler.::Barney: Oh, yeah? So who's fucking the maid?

Barney: I wanted to thank you for only giving me the clap. These days it's refreshing to meet a girl with curable diseases.

Roy Raja: My name is Roy Rahmataj.::Barney: Hey, mind if we call you Roy Raja? Haha!::Roy Raja: You may call me "Lion of Kashmir".::Barney: And you may call me "The Boner of East L.A."

Barney: Who's this? Your son?::Adm. Storey: No, he's... uhhh::Mrs. Storey: He is my nephew.::Barney: Ohhh, your nephew. He looks Iranian to me. You know my sister, Maria, she married an Iranian guy. And they are hairy son of a bitches. You know they got hair on their chest, their backs, their butts. We're talking Winnie the Pooh. We're talking Chewbacca, you know the guy in Star Wars who goes AHHHH! AHHHH!

Henrietta Phelps: Why don't we go around the room and introduce ourselve, and tell everyone why you came to the Phelps School?::Eddie Lipschultz: Hi! My name is Eddie, Eddie Lipschultz. I'm here because my mom's new boyfriend says I can't sleep in her bedroom anymore. I figured if I came to charm school, I might be able to... , there might be chance that I'd... , I could possibly...::Barney: [interrupting] Get laid?::Barney: [Eddie nods] I thought so.

Barney: [at a party Barney walks up to an older woman, holding a small white poodle. He makes sounds like a dog in pain] Awww, is that mean old lady squeezing your genitals?::Woman with Dogs: Oh! You dreadful man!

Barney: [at another party, Barney sees the same old lady, now holding a Shar-Pei in her arm] Hey, it's my favorite dog lady again! How you doing? You have a new dog?::Woman with Dogs: Yes, this is a Shar-Pei; it's a Chinese dog.::Barney: [Barney pulls on the dog's wrinkled skin] Damn, you need to iron this dog, lady. Look at this!::Woman with Dogs: No, stop, that's just how the dog is!::Barney: Shit, you could fit two dogs in here! [he continues to pull on the dog's loose skin]::Woman with Dogs: [Slapping Barney's hand away] No! Please, stop abusing my dog, you horrible man!::Barney: You have any Vietnamese neighbors?::Woman with Dogs: No, I don't think so.::Barney: Well, if any ever move in, and you go on vacation, believe me, you're going to want to take Fluffy with you! You'll come back and your dog will be missing it's hind leg, saying 'where were you?'::Woman with Dogs: Oh! That's horrible! You terrible, horrible man!::Barney: You go next door and talk to your neighbor, and he'll be standing there, picking his teeth, 'No! We no see Fluffy! What your dog look like? Your dog have big, juicy hind leg?'::Woman with Dogs: Oh, you awful man! Please, go away!::Barney: Fine! I guess this means we can't be pals no more?

Roy Raja: [exit from the bathroom] There are two toilets in there.

Barney: [enters the bathroom] How has shit in the bidé?

Roy Raja: [to Lipshultz] Shitlips my friend! We have a saying in my country: "He who does not ram the goose, strokes the goat", if you know what I mean.