Dark and Stormy Night (2009)
Actors:
Larry Blamire (actor),
Bob Burns (actor),
Dan Conroy (actor),
Robert Deveau (actor),
Bruce French (actor),
Brian Howe (actor),
Marvin Kaplan (actor),
James Karen (actor),
Andrew Parks (actor),
Kevin Quinn (actor),
Mark Redfield (actor),
Tom Reese (actor),
Daniel Roebuck (actor),
H.M. Wynant (actor),
Jim Beaver (actor),
Plot: A strange and mysterious group of strange, mysterious people gathers in the old dark house of the Cavinder Estate for the reading of the will of the late Sinas Cavinder. Strangest and most mysterious of this group is the unseen psychopathic killer who is psychopathically killing the gatherees one by one.
Keywords: characters-killed-one-by-one, comical-female-death, dead-woman, dead-woman-on-floor, electrocution, fast-talking, female-reporter, ghost, gorilla, head-mounted-on-wall
Genres:
Comedy,
Mystery,
Taglines: In a House, Everyone Can Hear You Scream
Quotes:
Sabasha Fanmoore: I sit here like a tiny, tiny kitten; a kitten that's about to be picked up with tweezers it's so tiny.
Farper Twyly: Are you members of the immediate family?::Billy Tuesday: I am, but I'm not.::8 O'Clock Farraday: She isn't, and so am I.
Seyton Ethelquake: That's in deuced bad taste, considering the deuced death threats the deuced little thing is getting.::Lord Partfine: Better a death threat than a threat of death.
Farper Twyly: [reading the will] To complete stranger Ray Vestinhaus, whose car just broke down, I leave $10,000, to be given out in small denominations.::Ray Vestinhaus: Holy smoke, what a piece of luck!
Sabasha Fanmoore: [after the lawyer is murdered before he could reveal his secret] Oh, he never should have told us he knew something.
Billy Tuesday: [examining a body] I'd say, from the position of the knife, that he'd been stabbed.
Burling Famish, Jr.: [seeing Tugdon still wearing the same outfit] Oh, there you are, Jack Tugdon! Why, it looks like you never went to bed!::Jack Tugdon: Oh, I did once, years ago.
Jack Tugdon: Me, I'm a man of action. Jungle action. Dealing with the Pekingese man-o'-war, the Rubenesque laughing cobra, the knock-kneed squirrel-cat, or the Tahungan mouse-bunny, I'm right at home then. But my jungle... is the jungle.
8 O'Clock Farraday: Now remember, it's important that we all stay together! [pause] Okay, let's split up.
Happy Codburn: [after a body falls out from a hidden passage] Hey, a stiff! What do I win?