Famous quotes by Janeane Garofalo:
"Is being an idiot like being high all the time?"
"I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive."
"The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl."
"I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.""
"When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'"
"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."
"I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness."
"Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to count on someone or to know that you're being the one counted upon? Anyway, there's this part that goes: "if equal affection cannot be, then let the more loving one be me." Have you ever read that one? It's one of my favorites."
"When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement."
"To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first."