The Scrambled States of America Talent Show (2009)

Actors: Jon Carroll (actor), Jon Carroll (actor), Jon Carroll (actor), Jon Carroll (actor), Jon Carroll (actor), Jon Carroll (actor), David de Vries (actor), David de Vries (actor), David de Vries (actor), David de Vries (actor), David de Vries (actor), David de Vries (actor), David de Vries (actor), Burton Fott (actor), Don Allen (actor),

Genres: Family, Short,

Kabloonak (1994)

Actors: Tattigat Arnatsiaq (actor), Bernard Bloch (actor), Georges Claisse (actor), Charles Dance (actor), Charles S. Doucet (actor), Daniel Richard Giverin (actor), Peter Hudson (actor), Adamie Quasiak Inukpuk (actor), Shortie Killitee (actor), Emidio Michetti (actor), Ottakie Puddiuq (actor), Pauloosie Qulitalik (actor), Matthew Saviakjuk-jaw (actor), Jonathan Stark (actor), Nikolai Aipin Grigorievitch (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Drama,

College Holiday (1936)

Actors: Leon Alton (actor), Charles Arnt (actor), Mischa Auer (actor), George Barrows (actor), Jack Benny (actor), Jimmy Blair (actor), Ben Blue (actor), Barlowe Borland (actor), Jack Boyle (actor), Sam Brown (actor), George Bruggeman (actor), George Burns (actor), William Capitan (actor), Richard Carle (actor), Eddie Allen (actor),

Plot: Sylvia Smith and Dick Winters share a romantic kiss at a dance, but Sylvia is called away before Dick can learn her full name. Sylvia's father is about to lose his California hotel, the Casa Del Mar, thanks to the financial blundering of his new business partner J. Davis Bowster. The mortgage is held by eccentric heiress Carola P. Gaye, whose current fascination is with the ancient Greek-style eugenics championed by Prof. Hercules Dove. Carola plans to use the hotel as the center of her "Body Beauteous" selective mating program. Looking to raise funds with a collegiate musical show, Bowster gathers talent under the pretense of recruiting good-looking young people for Carola's eugenics experiment. Among the group are Dick Winters (still searching for his mystery girl) and Daisy Schloggenheimer (taught to resist male attention with physical force). Under strict orders to prevent any romance between the "guinea pigs", Bowster has great difficulty keeping the boys and the girls away from each other on the train ride back. Dick and Sylvia are reunited at Casa Del Mar, where Prof. Dove's daffy daughter Gracie (called "Calliope") selects the male and female pairs for the experiment. The mismatched lovers are none too pleased to learn about the eugenics program, but they rally together to put on a minstrel show in time to save the hotel for Sylvia and her father.

Keywords: beauty, blackface, chariot, co-ed, electric-shock, elevator, eugenics, greek, hand-drill, hiding-inside-a-piano
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Youth and Romance on a Grand Spree...With the World's Five Funniest Comics! (original poster) Give them a show and they make it a celebration! A mad, merry, music-filled Joy Jamboree!

Quotes:

George Hymen: All I want to know is why are we riding in a chariot with four white horses when there are hundreds of taxi cabs?::Calliope 'Gracie' Dove: Well, four horses couldn't get into a taxi cab. Even if they had money!

George Hymen: Why are you driving so fast?::Calliope 'Gracie' Dove: Well, I want to get to my daddy before I have an accident.

J. Davis Bowster: I hope I come up to your expectations.::Calliope 'Gracie' Dove: Oh yes, on account of I'm not expecting too much.

[Gracie exits]::J. Davis Bowster: Have you any other children, Professor? At large, I mean.

J. Davis Bowster: Let me remind you again the three N's of the youth and beauty special. No necking, not now and nnn-nnn.