Bob and the Amazon (2014)

Actors: Guy Boudreaux (actor), Scott Cargle (actor), J.R. Cruz (actor), Jeremy De Rhodes (actor), Kevin Gance (actor), Sam Gasch (actor), Leif La Duke (actor), Malcolm Matthews (actor), Jim McCaffree (actor), Tim McCord (actor), Luis Mercado (actor), Chad Anthony Miller (actor), Aaron Rudd (actor), Gene Steichen (actor), Jason Beaubien (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Skidoo (1968)

Actors: Frankie Avalon (actor), William D. Cannon (actor), George Cisar (actor), Fred Clark (actor), Michael Constantine (actor), Stone Country (actor), Michael L. Davis (actor), Don Devendorf (actor), Robert Donner (actor), Kirk Douglas (actor), Charles Evans (actor), Roman Gabriel (actor), Jackie Gleason (actor), Frank Gorshin (actor), Phil Arnold (actor),

Plot: Ex-gangster Tony Banks is called out of retirement by mob kingpin God to carry out a hit on fellow mobster "Blue Chips" Packard. When Banks demurs, God kidnaps his daughter Darlene on his luxury yacht.

Keywords: 1960s, absurd-humor, body-painting, box-office-flop, counter-culture, cult, dosing-someone, drug-abuse, escape, friendship
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: It takes two to skidoo.

Quotes:

TV Commercial: For family fun, get your gun!

Man: [after taking LSD] I'm an angel! I'm a goddamn angel! Hallelujah!

Stash: Man, how I wish I could be nothin'.::Darlene Banks: What?::Stash: Nothin'.::Darlene Banks: Noth-ing.::Stash: If you can't dig nothin' you can't dig anything. You dig?::Darlene Banks: You mean if I could be nothing, I would be everything?::Stash: You dig! I mean like that's why the stablishment cats are not makin' it. They're diggin' the 9 to 5 bag. Rush to the city. What's happening' in the news instead of what's happenin' in themselves. You dig?::Darlene Banks: Now I see what you mean. Everything we need is right here inside ourselves.::Stash: Hey, you dig! I mean like the vibrations are there, dewdrop. You know I really think we could make it, you and I. I really feel we could make it.

Tower Guard: [after taking LSD] Hey. Hey, you look like a flower.::Tower Guard: That's funny. I feel like a flower!

God: [smoking marijuana] Mmm, pumpkin!

Flo Banks: [singing] Skidoo! Skidoo! Between a one and three, there is a two!

God: Garbaldo! Garbaldo! What the hell's goin' on up there?::Captain Garbaldo: There's a stiff wind from the east, sir.::God: I don't care where it's comin' from! Stop it!

Leech: [referring to LSD] Hey, maybe if I took some of that stuff... I wouldn't have to rape anybody no more!

God: Why don't I go out, you ask? There are nine guys on my crew. You know what the odds are on one of them trying to bump me off?::Darlene Banks: Yeah, nine to one.::God: And you think those are good odds, ay?

Prisoner Question Machine: Please an-swer yes or no: Do you have a-ny chil-dren? [the men press their buttons, but the Professor looks puzzled] Someone hasn't pressed his but-ton! Someone hasn't pressed his but-ton!::Prison Guard: What's the idea here, buddy?::Fred the Professor: These machines are silly!::Prison Guard: What's the big deal? You just press "yes" or "no".::Fred the Professor: Yes, but suppose my answer is "maybe"...

Three Ages (1923)

Actors: Wallace Beery (actor), Lionel Belmore (actor), George Davis (actor), Buster Keaton (actor), Kewpie Morgan (actor), Kewpie Morgan (actor), Kewpie Morgan (actor), Joe Roberts (actor), Louise Emmons (actress), Lillian Lawrence (actress), Margaret Leahy (actress), Blanche Payson (actress), Buster Keaton (producer), Joseph M. Schenck (producer), Clyde Bruckman (writer),

Plot: In his first independently produced feature film Buster tells of love and romance through three historical ages: the Stone Age, the Roman Age, and the Modern Age.

Keywords: alcohol, american-football, anachronism, ancient-rome, automobile, cave-woman, caveman, chariot, chariot-race, dice
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A Metro Picture in 6 Parts